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Beer and crisps sent, however what flavour crisps will you be choosing to accompany your pint???
Sir,
As an Essex emigrant that dwelled dangerously close to the Suffolk border, I find your humour belittling and in poor taste. Keep up the excellent work!
Dear Sir Neil,
I shall try my best – and thanks for the beer!
Regards,
The Editor
Wouldn’t it be healthier to drink Gin instead.
Dear Mr Jones,
But I prefer beer! A change might be harmful!
Regards,
The Editor
My guilty secret!! ❤ If I buy you a drink, can I rely on you to keep my secret? ??
Dear Ms Gray,
Most kind. Discretion is our watchword.
Regards,
The Editor
Good effort
*Proof* that Corbyn *did* sit on a train, albeit on the roof, on a different line & on a different day was sufficient to send me galloping off to make you a wee donation – sorry, small donation …
Hilarious! As a proud Suffolk emigre living room n Naarwhitch, this is a lifeline. Much funnier than The Lentil. Enjoy your Adnams.
Dear Mr Chapman,
Very kind of you.
Regards,
The Editor
Sir, As I have laughed at your articles for some time now, and as I am attending a beer festival this weekend, I deemed it appropriate to furnish yourself with a couple of fine ales. Cheers.
Dear Mr Picken
Very kind of you.
Regards,
The Editor
Dear Ivor
I just tried to donate to your beer fund but your pig-poo generator must have stopped working as the page wouldn’t load. Let me know when it’s working, as I’m starting to feel guilty about having so many free laughs
Wendy
Dear Wendy
Thanks for the message. We have had several incoming beers in recent days, so it should be working fine. However, should you still be experiencing problems, you can donate direct on PayPal to account suffolkgazette@gmail.com
Thanks for the good wishes and support – and I’ll tell Ivor just as soon as he’s finished cleaning the cow shed.
Regards,
The Editor
My wife comes from Norfolk and she finds you really annoying. Keep it up!
Dear Mr Green,
Glad to be of assistance.
Regards,
The Editor
Coming from the North West Frontier (Brandon) and now living in exile in Wiltshire, your observational humour takes me back to God’s own County. If you drink at CentreParcs it is only one beer … I suggest you use LIDL …
Dear Nigel,
But you still didn’t buy me a pint?
Tsk
The Editor
I can’t see for the tears of mirth, keep it up!!:)
Worth a pint for Anita Bush and a half for you
Dear Kath
Very kind of you. However, I’m not sure we should be encouraging Anita to drink any more than she already does!
Regards
The Editor
Thank you for all the belly-laughs. Anita Bush is my favourite columnist ever!
Dear Elizabeth,
You’re very welcome – and thank you so much for the beers!
Regards,
The Editor
I used to live in Suffolk; well Haverhill anyway. I now live in the far North of Scotland and your Gazette stories just shrink the miles in between, as if by magic, even if one or two of them are not quite true. Thanks for the amusement – keep on traktoring!!
Dear Mr Sanders
Thanks very much!
Regards
The Editor
It was the Blind Footballers and Morris Dancers article that finally parted me from my dosh. Keep up the good work – it’s keeping an old fella very happy ?. Enjoy your beer.
Dear Mr Chettle
Thank you, sir.
Regards,
The Editor
I felt the urge to buy you a beer as a small thank you for the numerous belly laughs, guffaws and general tittering I do reading the news!
Dear Carole,
Most kind of you, cheers!
Regards,
The Editor
I have once more bought you a pint assuming approx. £3.00 a pint, however having read your tax related article I have deducted 45pence. Increased value for me!
Dear Mr Mackay
Most kind, and exactly the sort of enterprise the Chancellor was trying to encourage.
Cheers!
The Editor
A couple of beer tokens for you.
You should try a pint of Green Jack Trawlerboy, I’ll sip one while my wife is settling down beside the pitch at Crown Meadow Lowestoft to photograph the reserves match.
Dear Mr Whitlow,
Very kind of you. I have sampled Trawlerboy before – and most agreeable it was, too!
Regards,
The Editor
Happy Christmas and here’s a pint. Sadly this year I wasn’t able to make it to Suffolk for the festive season, but probably both of us are better off for it.
Dear Mr Cockerton,
Most kind.
Cheers!
The Editor
Beer tokens for Ivor Traktor – drink your way up the editorial ladder Ivor! or spend it all on Country&Western CD’s, either will do
Dear Emma,
Thanks for the beer. I shall allow young Ivor a tipple while the landlord is not looking.
Regards,
The Editor
Guys come see me at Smokey Joe’s new burger deli 29 coytes garden Ipswich and ill supply you with beer and food if you sort me some advertising out !!
Loved your tractor / sex expose! Have an Adnams on me….
Dear Dan,
Very kind of you!
Regards,
The Editor
Brilliant “article” on Ashen-faced Aussies, laughed so much I couldn’t evade having to buy you a drink :)
Dear Ryor
Very kind of you!
Regards,
The Editor