About Suffolk Gazette

You couldn’t make it up. Suffolk is full of strange and wonderful stories, and while our tales are clearly intended as satire, they do get repeated by gullible mainstream media, including Sky News and national newspapers.

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Here’s our award-winning Suffolk Gazette reporting team

Crime Editor: Rob Banks

Crime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett

Gardening Writer: Anita Bush (RIP) – see her In My Lady Garden column

Defence Editor: Doug Trench

Angling Correspondent: Courtney Pike

Religious Affairs Reporter: Rev Evan Elpus

Railway Correspondent: Casey Jones

Norfolk Reporter: Ian Bred

Property Correspondent: Ruth Tyler

Farming Correspondent (intern): Ivor Traktor

Political Correspondent: Polly Ticks

Royal Editor: Jane Seymour

Consumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs

Entertainment Editor: Arthur Pint

Economics Editor (on secondment from the Peking Times): Foo Tse

Security Correspondent: Ben Twarters

Cycling Correspondent: Bernie Legg

Cricket Correspondent: Jock Strapp

Aldeburgh Reporter: Peter Grimes


  1. John Beales November 4, 2021
  2. Glenda Parsonson February 5, 2021
  3. John Lynch January 3, 2021
    • The Editor January 3, 2021
  4. Loobs Moobs August 13, 2020
    • The Editor August 13, 2020
  5. Kate Viscardi August 4, 2020
  6. Mike Shave April 21, 2020
  7. Derek Barker April 17, 2020
    • The Editor April 19, 2020
  8. zygotes February 27, 2020
  9. Chris Bressey February 16, 2020
  10. Paul Guerin January 9, 2020
  11. Anthony January 7, 2020
    • The Editor January 7, 2020
      • June Prune January 17, 2020
  12. Adrian Talbot October 23, 2016
  13. Joe May 2, 2016
  14. Keith February 27, 2016
  15. Fay August 26, 2015
  16. Gerry Blanchard August 14, 2015

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