Home
News
Sport
Business
Farming
Obituaries
Videos
Features
About
Contact
Search
Suffolk Gazette
You couldn\'t make it up
Suffolk Gazette
You couldn\'t make it up
Suffolk Gazette
You Could't make it up
Wednesday, February 4, 2026
search
News
Dylan Magic Roundabout star homeless and broke after years of drug abuse
Home
News
Sport
Business
Farming
Obituaries
Videos
Features
About
Contact
More
Advertise
Suffolk Gazette
You couldn\'t make it up
Home
News
Sport
Business
Farming
Obituaries
Videos
Features
About
Contact
More
Entertainment
Peckham P.D.: Netflix reboot casts Trotters as 70s LA Cops
Entertainment
British Rock Legends Eye Olympic Gold
News
Napping Centaur Sparks Social Media Frenzy in Poland
News
Starmer defends seat as questions raised over Downing Street decor
Popular STORIES
How Aldi is able to afford a second pay rise to 26,000 workers?
Villagers attack internet engineer for ‘being a witch’
Seagull rips off man’s testicle as he sunbathes naked
Seagulls look forward to seeing bank holiday visitors
Why are home-based franchises trending and popular?
New UKIP leader looks strangely familiar
Auston Matthews’ Future Should Be The Least Of Toronto Maple Leafs Fans’ Worries
Not only poker: 5 gambling games that conquered the film world
Featured Stories
News
International Men’s Day set for November 19
News
BBC cast Labour Government as ‘Traitors’ in new series
News
Starmer kids miss out as Santa flies past Downing Street
Local
Granny narrowly survives the great Irn-Bru famine of Aberdeen
Entertainment
Re-inCARnation? Historians Unearth Occult Past of Clarkson’s Spooky Ancestor
Local
Five-Hour Jam as Sleeping Driver causes M25 Gridlock
Entertainment
Authorities Respond as 100ft Godzilla Spotted in Lowestoft
Local
North Sea yields a 75-Foot mystery ‘C*ck-wreck’
Business
Courier Cock-Up: Sperm Specimen Lands on Wrong Porch
Most Read
Business
Pub Landlord who installed sanitary towel machine in men’s toilet ‘taking the p*ss’ say regulars
News
Golden truth behind Travel Ipswich roadworks
News
Custard shortage hits British supermarkets
News
Relief as the real Downing Street boss gets first vaccine jab
News
Nazi veteran Hans Up gets TV survival show
Local
News
Village idiot convention in Norfolk this weekend
August 15, 2019
News
Norfolk Space Agency to send first manned mission to the sun
May 24, 2021
Local
Suffolk man forced to marry his goat
May 31, 2022
News
Katie Hopkins joins Suffolk Gazette, attacks ‘smelly country folk’
May 28, 2017
Local
Parasailor tries to be mauled by Shark off Lowestoft beach
August 29, 2022
News
Greta Thunberg in rising sea levels u-turn after visiting Lowestoft
August 13, 2021
News
Game of Thrones to be filmed on Norfolk border
September 3, 2016
Entertainment
Bottom feeders and river beds highlights of Ipswich’s ‘Lovers anal cruises’
February 25, 2024
News
Norfolk defends ‘rubbish’ new snow plough fleet
March 1, 2018
News
Dirty Norfolk peasants avoiding The Wash
June 26, 2018
Farming
Farming
Police catch speeding tractor doing 125mph
June 8, 2016
Farming
Oulton locals offer to fill in pretty farm girl’s hole
January 22, 2024
Farming
Suffolk farmers send giant penis to No.10 in protest over tax policy
November 21, 2025
Farming
Couple’s Alpine birdwatching goes pear-shaped
June 17, 2025
Business
Full fat cream ‘special offer’ at Sainsbury’s
March 6, 2024
Farming
Ultimate ‘meat machine’ bred from pigs and cows
November 3, 2015
Farming
F1 comes to Norfolk, locals loving Sports Tractors
September 5, 2022
Farming
Reality strikes rebellious pigs of East Suffolk
September 8, 2023
Farming
Farmer soaks holidaymakers for profit
July 22, 2016
Farming
Cattle do it! Husbandman herds hoofed heifers on hood
July 4, 2024
Politics
News
Farage drops mic, Starmer loses it as PMQs descend into Hip-Hop chaos
November 14, 2025
News
PM Rishi Sunak stole my job, says Lorry Driver
October 24, 2022
News
Starmer promises new £20 note featuring Jimmy Savile if Labour wins election
July 2, 2024
Entertainment
Row, row, row your woke: Oxbridge floats migrant boat race idea
June 26, 2025
News
Drowning in Downing St: Rishi announces elections controversy
May 28, 2024
News
Norfolk MPs in crisis over family staff ban
March 16, 2017
Farming
The grass ISN’T greener on the other side – Scotland tells England to cut your own grass
June 11, 2024
News
Tory rat leaves sinking ship
November 14, 2023
News
Dorries and Johnson put champagne on ice
October 30, 2023
News
Starmer has ‘sign of devil’ burned into scalp claims barber
August 18, 2025
Latest Stories
Entertainment
Peckham P.D.: Netflix reboot casts Trotters as 70s LA Cops
Entertainment
British Rock Legends Eye Olympic Gold
News
Napping Centaur Sparks Social Media Frenzy in Poland
Featured
Live Dealer Tables Attract Players Who Miss Human Interaction but Hate Phone Calls
Featured
The Games People Keep Coming Back To And Why They Work
News
Starmer defends seat as questions raised over Downing Street decor
Featured
Are There Any Bingo Halls Left in Suffolk?
Featured
Stowmarket to become ‘Las Vegas of the East’ with world’s first tractor drive-thru casino
Business
Ipswich Ill-conceived Cafe ad raises more than interest
News
The Stark Reality: Is the French PM Iron Man in disguise?
News
Careful what you wish for: Thought Police clamp down in ‘Orwellian’ London
News
Trump foils Chinese spy ring on Whitehouse sightseeing tour
1
2
3
...
274
Page 1 of 274