Out with the old, in with the old: PM’s makeover dubbed a ‘makeunder blunder’
Greggs releases ‘Hostage Rolls’ after Starmer’s sausage mess
Eccentric Suffolk car designer “Couldn’t give a Cybertruck”
House of Commons kitchen staff serve MP’s ‘Hostages-in-the-Hole’
Westminster Café offers ‘Return of the Sausages’ Starmer free breakfast
Neighbour wants to know what Anubis knows
Savile Row Socialist PM Starmer gets the freebie-jeebies
All eyes on “Stuck Farmer” T-Shirt as Labour ducks agriculture budget questions
The Dirty Chimney: Wetherspoons Offers Pints and Panoramic Potty Breaks at new Pub
Itchin’ in the kitchen once again: Oasis reunites over cup of tea with their mum
‘Fake Flirty Waitresses’ scandal empties tables at Mutford pub
Controversial supermarket hit by new pricing scandal
Cloud formation flips off Britain, signalling end of a rare sunny summer
Greater Manchester Police reveals new ‘woke’ riot gear
Lowestoft Bans Chainsaws from Beaches After Blood-Soaked Maniac Menaces Beachgoers
Charles of Arabia: King to star in epic desert remake
Banksy knocks one out in Ipswich
Hand ball! Ronaldo admires wife’s ‘soccer ball bottom’
Notting Hill carnival – Cop gets helmet squashed by rasta raver
Stab-proof vests: London’s new school uniform
What exactly does the United Kingdom smell like?
