Bit of a squash at McDonalds as fans chew over new McMallow Burger
RSPCA turns a blind eye to high street ‘cat eye removals’ at Pets at Home
Amazon business idea turns to sawdust
Flying blind: British Airways to fund 200 blind and partially sighted trainee pilots in unprecedented diversity drive
Deep shag on special offer at C*nty Carpet shop
All out of Zebra? Halal Convenience Store has you covered
How Ed Sheeran inspired an East Suffolk property boom
Suffolk Funeral Service offers ‘do-it-yourself’ burials – SELF CEMETERY
Suffolk shopkeeper caught selling HUMAN BURGERS
Clacton McDonald’s suspends milkshake sales until after election
BJ’s on the Beach: ‘Special offers’ gobbled up at Camber convenience store
Rookie driving instructor crashes through shop window on first day
Bright future ahead for Suffolk inventor’s ‘Solar car’
Marks & Spencer stuff gay food down customers’ throats
Gluttonous builder leaves his neighbour with not mushroom to park
Bum-pinchers descend on Suffolk Booty bakery
Illegal immigrant delivery driver ‘possibly sent by God’
Kinder ice cream cones too LIDL for grown-ups?
Female pilots seek Iranian revolution
Peppa Pigs! Troll Inn punters troll cops with TV theme tune
Apple’s Asspod™ enhances earpods music from the bottom up
