Common cold says its life has been ruined by Theresa May
Sonic boom RAF pilots ordered on speed awareness course
Greater Anglia promises usual service of delays and cancellations
Hugh Hefner’s funeral order of service sheets to stick together
Neville Chamberlain returns from Germany, claims ‘peace in our time’
Dog insists he did not sh*t on the kitchen floor
Sir Elton John insists he’s not suicidal
Mum sues store after tripping over HER OWN daughter
Prison chain gangs to clear roadside litter
Workers pretend they know all about Jane Austen
ET Returns filming in Suffolk this week
Portuguese Man-of-War sighting prompts Suffolk beach closures
Woman crashed motorhome using cruise control while making cup of tea
World relieved as Richard Branson survives Hurricane Irma
Man working on Saturday mornings again
Facebook unveils Norfolk emoji
Spiders complain about media hate campaign
Man furious after being refused state handout for third child
Wayne Rooney charged with driving VW Beetle
Dutch seize Felixstowe after war re-enactment goes wrong
Women spend as much on Prosecco as their mortgage