Bum-pinchers descend on Suffolk Booty bakery
Illegal immigrant delivery driver ‘possibly sent by God’
Kinder ice cream cones too LIDL for grown-ups?
Female pilots seek Iranian revolution
Peppa Pigs! Troll Inn punters troll cops with TV theme tune
Apple’s Asspod™ enhances earpods music from the bottom up
Check yourself out in the ASDA ‘Roleplay’ Set
Sewage Water Research Centre scientist bangs the clean water drum
Willy Wanker disappoints in latest immersive experience fail
Suffolk men rejoice at opening of ‘the perfect pub’
New Pringles ‘Penis Cheese’ flavour: a taste that’s hard to swallow
Suffolk inventor’s flying car conquers pothole pandemic
Sniff my sausage: Greggs launches own-brand aftershave
Sainsbury’s bananas for ‘experienced’ shoppers only
Roll up! Condoms are on special offer at Morrisons!
All roads lead to Rome (except through Council construction)
Full fat cream ‘special offer’ at Sainsbury’s
Pub Landlord who installed sanitary towel machine in men’s toilet ‘taking the p*ss’ say regulars
‘Sex Kebab’ adds extra spice to fast food delivery
Coach owner’s trucker mucker was disloyal f*cker
ASDA introduces special delivery service direct to your front room
