Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Check yourself out in the ASDA ‘Roleplay’ Set

Check yourself out in the ASDA ‘Roleplay’ Set

ASDA, MILDENHALL – Retail giant ASDA has unveiled a new product: the ASDA Roleplay Set.

Priced at a modest £5, this set includes everything you need to bring your wildest fantasies to life, whether you’re looking to spice things up in the bedroom or indulge in some naughty roleplay.

The star of the show is the standard green and white ASDA uniform, complete with a name badge, that’s an exact replica of the standard staff outfit. Perfect for those who want to take on the roles of “shoppers and checkout girls” in their kinky escapades, this uniform is sure to add a touch of realism to any roleplay scenario.

Identity theft

However, the fun and games took a dark turn when one crook decided to use the uniform for more nefarious purposes. Disguised as an ASDA staff member, the villain embarked on a shoplifting spree, brazenly pushing a trolley filled with Budweiser lager out of the main entrance.

ASDA has since issued a statement condemning the misuse of their uniform and emphasizing that the roleplay set is intended for children to emulate their parents or learn about the adult world of work through play. They’ve also vowed to review their security measures to prevent similar incidents from occurring in the future.

As for the roleplay set itself, it remains available for purchase, albeit with a disclaimer warning customers to use it responsibly. Whether you’re looking to spice up your love life or simply indulge in some playful fun, the ASDA Roleplay Set promises to deliver an unforgettable experience – just make sure to change your clothes before doing your weekly shop at ALDI.

Meanwhile: ASDA introduces special delivery service direct to your front room

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