Reindeer quits Xmas
Forced hemicorporectomies for homeless if Tories win next election
Fat-shaming park benches installed across Suffolk
New Domino’s Pizza bike ‘Half Baked’ says Ben & Jerry
DWP in Dickensian Christmas benefits crackdown
New wonder drug has nothing to do with women’s health
Large expansion developed at retail centre building site
Thirsty workers told ‘You f*ck offee’
Mystery Dog owner is an alleged ‘bastard’
Ipswich council ERECTS city centre Xmas trees
Suffolk farmer invents ‘long cows’
Only fools, horses, and the Suffolk Police
Pig farmer sues neighbour for NOT shagging his wife
Sacrilegious sex saga stuns Stutton service-goers
Trapped tractor extracted by tractor ‘copter’
Top Gear stopped top Prof topping himself
Halloween sweets turn sour in Saxmundham
Latest score: Area 51 v Flight 93 Palindrome
Greedy git’s gluttonous goodbye
Waitrose counts the cost of a fishy c*nt
Turd rolled in glitter at Suffolk coffee shop
