Friday, March 1, 2024

Tit milk lattes at the Russian Coffee Shop

Tit milk lattes at the Russian Coffee Shop

A controversial new Russian-owned coffee shop has stirred up quite the buzz in Bury St Edmunds.

Consumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs

Coffee shop ‘Baltic Bean Bar’, owned and operated by the enigmatic Katerina Espressovich. She has taken the local caffeine scene by storm. With its unconventional menu featuring coffees infused with the breast milk of Russian Babushkas.

Sputnik Suckle

Drawing inspiration from her own childhood experiences in the far-flung port city of Vladivostok. Katerina has elevated the concept of “farm-to-table” to new heights, or rather, depths.

Fondly reminiscing about her grandmother’s nurturing care. Katerina recalled how her babushka’s breast milk provided solace and sustenance. When her own mother was absent or indifferent, usually out drinking copious amounts of potato Vodka with the local Cossacks.

Russian Coffee shop menu

Embracing this nostalgic connection, Katerina has curated a menu of signature concoctions, each bearing the distinctive essence of Russian heritage. From the spicy allure of the ‘St. Petersburg Spice Latte’ to the rich indulgence of the ‘Moscow Mocha’, patrons can embark on a journey through the flavours of the motherland with every sip.

Kremlin Cream

Despite some local controversy over the questionable use of old tit milk in her drinks. Katerina remains undeterred, staunchly defending her decision to honour her cultural roots and celebrate the nurturing spirit of Russian grandmothers.

Customers flocking to THE Coffee shop ‘Baltic Bean Bar’ can choose from exotic beverages such as ‘Czarina Cappuccinos’, ‘Trans-Siberian Espressos’ and the top-selling “Ice-cold Shrivelled Nipple”.

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