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Infants eager for Trans Men breast feed

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British doctors to facilitate Trans Men breast feed

The Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists (RCOG) supports trans men breast feeding their babies.

RCOG feels that trans men should have a choice in this matter the same way cis-women do.

RCOG president Dr Edward Morris is implementing a draft guideline on Trans Men breast feed as well as will provide personalised care for all patients including gender diverse people.

Is it even going to be the same substance?

Trans Men breast feed and the baby’s development?

If a trans person is taking hormone replacement therapy drugs, wouldn’t that be bad for the baby?

The kids that were breastfed by trans men are inevitably going to be made fun of. Kids can be mean and they don’t care.

Which is worse, if your mother was an ex adult actress or being fed by a trans man as a baby?

Chef Gordon Ramsey wants to get his hands on Trans Men breast feed and add it to his steak sandwich. He wants to obtain the patent for this secret recipe.

Muscle milk is also in the research and development stage with trans milk. They want to offer a protein alternative for gender diverse people.

Men breast feed Popularity:

The BBC is developing a prank show where a group of people go out into the wilderness and all they have to drink is water and bottles of milk.

The milk is the trans milk but they don’t know that until the end of the episodes.

They still don’t know what they want to call the show yet since it is still in pre production.

It will be directed by Hugh Dennet, produced by Lorraine Fisher, 34, cinematography by Peter Grimes, and edited by Mr Walsh. Doug Trench will score the film.

The show should air on the BBC network sometime in 2023.

Traffic cones mysteriously appearing in suffolk

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traffic cones in suffolk
Traffic cones mysteriously appearing in suffolk

Since the pandemic, the residents of Suffolk have reported seeing traffic cones appearing all over the city. They are unable to remove the cones because it is against the law.

Traffic cones are causing traffic jams, car accidents, and even looting.
The first cone appeared on Nowton Road on the way to the cricket club.

Mystery traffic cones:

The cones are usually left there for 14 weeks. Suffolk authorities said if you remove the cone within those 14 weeks, in rare cases, it is punishable by death.

Suffolk highways president, Hugh Dennet made an official statement saying, “We cannot expedite the process. We have no choice but to leave the cone there for 14 weeks. It’s the law. Suffolk law that is.”

Trouble caused by these cones

Lorraine Fisher, 34, writer and producer of a bugs life and ants, had this to say, “The ants are strong, they are holding their 90th annual strongman competition all over suffolk. Every time you see one cone in the streets of suffolk, it means the ants are having their competition. The cone is placed there so that cars drive around it. A militia of ants sneak into construction sites and carry the cone away. When the competition is over they return the cone.”

There is a war dividing the citizens of suffolk. One lady said, “these unexpected traffic cones are causing traffic jams. Everyday I am 4 hours late to work. This needs to stop”.

Another woman said, “let the ants have their bodybuilding competition, they aren’t hurting anyone. It’s great that they are having their competitions in our city. I am honored.”

The British Film Institute is working on a biopic of the best strongman ant that ever lived. Ricky Gervais, Andrew Garfield and Jimmy Carr are allegedly in talks for the project.

Ants can support 5,000 times their body weight. It’s like a human bench-pressing 150 Teslas.

By the light of Law Book:

In the suffolk law hand book it explicitly states, “If anyone removes the cone, he will be prosecuted. The violator will be placed in a tub filled with bullet ants as punishment. ”

Ed Sheeran places a high bid on the 8th Wonder

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Ed Sheeran places a high bid on the 8th Wonder
Ed Sheeran places a high bid on the 8th Wonder

Ed Sheeran is a successful English singer-songwriter, born in Halifax, and raised in Framlingham, Suffolk.

Sheeran just placed a bid for a castle near Pleasurewood Hills after it has been named the 8th wonder of the world.

I thought compound interest was the 8th wonder of the world. I guess you can’t exactly buy that.

Reason behind Ed Sheeran decision:

Why exactly would Ed Sheeran want to buy a castle aside from having the title of the 8th wonder of the world ?

His fans say, “maybe he wants to buy the castle only to rehearse his songs there. I bet the acoustics are good.”

Employees at Pleasurewood theme park speculate that if he moves in there, he might not like all the noise coming from the theme park.

Ed Sheeran places a high bid on the 8th Wonder

It might be difficult trying to practice and meditate in his castle while the cannonball roller coaster next door is filled with screaming teenagers.

Is he going to buy the theme park too?

Pleasurewood hills staff and on goers have reported many times that they have seen an actual dragon inside the castle. Is Ed Sheeran aware of this?

Nonetheless, if the 8th wonder of the world was officially in my hometown, I would offer to buy it too even with the dragon inside. I would name him Maude.

If his castle has a dungeon, I suppose he can rent it out to someone through Airbnb.

In ancient times, a castle was a status symbol to show everyone how important and valuable a family was. But its main purpose was to protect the families who lived there from outside invasions.

There are many castles still standing today, including several hundred all over the UK in which you can visit.

What experts say?

Lorraine Fisher, 34, is a Dungeons and Dragons expert. She was interviewed after the castle was given the 8th wonder of the world title. This is what she wanted to share with the world.

“Just know if you move in there, there are going to be lots of ghosts. Castles are hundred of years old with lots of spooky stories”

She also said, “In medieval times,there were no toilets in the castles. No plumber no irrigation, no nothing. Just cesspit of waste. Its best to deep clean the whole structure and be careful where you’re standing”

Sheeran’s manager told paparazzis that he doesn’t care about the maintenance of the castle.

He is just happy to own this building in his hometown where he can hang up Lloyd, Felix, Cyril, and Nigel-his guitars that is.

Also when he is not rehearsing, he will be busy playing the board game monopoly with his fans. His fans are called Sherrios.


Maybe he can shoot his next music video there!

Man shot dead in nudist beach for being TOO naked

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nudist beach
Nudist beach

The elderly gunman shot a 46 year old man at least three times in La Mama – Nudist Beach in Lyon, France.

A heated argument escalated in which the victim refused to handle the situation elsewhere.

The altercation happened on Saturday morning in which the victim was visibly bothering and annoying beach goers. He was also insulting and threatening them as well.

Nudist beach investigation:

Shortly after, the 46 year old man was caught pleasuring himself in front of a naked woman which is taboo in naturist beaches.

Moments after the altercation and not wanting to deescalate the situation, he elderlyman shot him at least three times, including once in the chest.

Despite the paramedics’ best efforts to save him, he was pronounced dead at the scene, according to French police.

Any kind of sexual act is highly prohibited. Even having a visible erection is frowned upon.

Nudist Beach
Nudist Beach

Other common nude beach etiquette includes no starting or gawking, leaving your camera at home, knowing the rules, and keeping your distance from others.

In fact, the “Naturist Beach Code” explicitly stated, “Any sexual activity of any kind is strictly prohibited the same way it’s prohibited in other public places.”

Another major victim

Lorraine Fisher, 34, was the girl that was being abused by the man that was shot.
The victim claimed that he recognised Fisher from OnlyFans and couldn’t help himself.

That’s when the elderly gunman came and said, put that thing away or I will have to take my gun out. The violator, while flexing his arms responded with, what, like these guns?

The gunman who was a hunting enthusiast who had a legal firearm license didn’t even resist arrest because deep down, he knew his gun wasn’t as big as the man’s guns he had for arms.

I guess the victim shot his shot with her by trying to shoot a load only to realize that he was gonna be the one being shot a load on his chest.

La Mama beach sees over 3.5 million visitors per year. I wonder if this occurrence will change that.

Strange aircraft resembling a Beluga whale spotted in Norfolk

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Beluga whale spotted in Norfolk
Aircraft resembling a Beluga whale

A UFO was spotted flying over Norfolk only to realize that it wasn’t a UFO, but a rare aircraft resembling a beluga whale. They are calling it an “Airbus Beluga XL.” It looks exactly like a white beluga whale.

The aircraft is typically used to transport aircraft accessories and parts. It was on a route from Hawarden, Wales to Bremen, Germany.

After the plane landed in Germany, they found out that it wasn’t transporting aircraft parts. It belonged to a high status billionaire named Hugh Dennet.

Whales are mammals just like us. They have the ability to form deep friendships, they play, they are capable of grieving, they sing, and have the remarkable ability to cooperate together.

Suffolk singing contest:

The whales in New Suffolk Beach are planning their 23rd annual singing contest which will steam live on August 20th, 2022 at 14:00.

Aircraft resembling a Beluga whale
Aircraft resembling a Beluga whale

Huge Dennett will be one of the judges of the singing contest. He is very well known in the whale community. He is essentially the Michael Jackson of whales. A living certified GOAT (Greatest of all time).

Dennet stated, “Ahh yes, the folks in Suffolk gave me the nickname The Whale Goat”

Dennet had his plane custom made to look like him. He wants everyone to know that he is in a private jet traveling everywhere.

In an interview they asked him, “Why not just swim everywhere? You save money on jet fuel, maintenance of the plane, and fancy dinners. And not to mention, a whale in a plane is like having 35 elephants.

That’s a whole lot of weight the plane needs to sustain!

He replied, “I’m so rich I can do anything I want. I have more money than there are fish in the sea. And believe me, there’s plenty of fish in the sea.”

Denett says he feels at home when he is in the sky because the sky is blue just like the ocean. Is this going to be a trend for the ultrarich?
Are we going to start seeing private jets resembling sea creatures?

Elon Musk just posted on twitter saying he will send a rocket resembling a whale into space. He is calling it the “Space Beluga XXL.”

Man found his father’s remains in New Suffolk Beach

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New Suffolk Beach
Remains in New Suffolk Beach

The national park service stated that they found a fourth set of human remains in New Suffolk Beach.

Water levels are decreasing which is revealing secrets kept there for almost 80 years. A coroner from the Suffolk forensics division examined the bodies and found the cause of death.

When they were filming the movie Shaun of The Dead, a lot of extras and stunt doubles died on the set. The production team takes their bodies and dumps them in New Suffolk Beach.

Reasons and facts:

The reason they leave the bodies there is due to the fact that this particular beach produces a special algae which keeps the bodies preserved for decades.

When they need to shoot a film where they need to display dead bodies, they retrieve the bodies from the beach and put them on the set.

Peter Grimes. who is a film producer and props manager stated, “It’s easier and more cost efficient to use the dead bodies. We don’t have to pay real actors to play dead. We also don’t use mannequins because it is not believable. ”

Peter Grimes worked on projects such as “Taxidermy & Polish Chocolate” and “Mayonnaise on Chicken.”

He also stated, “My favorite part about being a prop master is going down to New Suffolk Beach to get them bodies.”

Suffolk Beach importance:

This is the same location where they filmed Finding Nemo. In the film, Marlon finds his son Nemo at this location and in real life, a man finds his dead dad at the same location.

remains in New Suffolk Beach
Remains in New Suffolk Beach

Conclusion:

Todd Kolod, who is living in Spain, said with complete certainty that the remains found on the beach are definitely his fathers.

He said when his father was 22 he was in a boat accident that threw him and another person off the boat. The other person survived but the dad did not.

They were never able to retrieve his dad’s dead body until now. Kolod stated that his father had a unique set of dentures which the remains accurately had. After DNA examination, scientists determined that it is his father.

Todd Kolod will keep his fathers dentures in a jar and the rest of his remains will be cremated.

PC Games to Remind You of Suffolk

PC Games to Remind You of Suffolk
Suffolk’s farmland is one of its most defining features

There’s so much to love about Suffolk that sometimes you need a reminder of it when you’re away from home. There’s the rich history of this county, with famous artifacts still being unearthed to this day. Nobody could forget the rolling countryside, carefully tended by Suffolk’s many farmers. This in turn gives Suffolk’s artisans the raw produce that they need to create some of the finest foods in the world, Suffolk is famed for its cheeses and beers. Anyway, we all agree that Suffolk has plenty going for it, so if you are missing home a little, these are some games that will give you a taste of what you’re yearning for.

My Little Farmies

One of the loveliest things about Suffolk is watching the farmers go about their work in the fields. Pastures full of sheep, cows, and pigs are ten a penny in the rolling Suffolk countryside and flower farms are a real feast for the eyes too. With such fertile lands, it makes sense that Suffolk is home to so many of Britain’s farmers, so if you’re feeling a little homesick and need a reminder then a farming game might be just the ticket.

My Little Farmies is an adorable browser-based game that allows you to create a thriving village community all based around farming. You can plant, water, and harvest crops to make a bit of money, you can even choose to mill your cereals to boost your earnings further. Once you’ve saved up plenty of cash, you can buy adorable animals too. Your chickens will reward you for regular feeding with fresh eggs and other villagers will flock to your farm to buy some to take home. As well to this, there’s a social element too, where you can invite your friends and work as a cooperative, helping out on one another farms from time to time.

Some people would rather spend their life growing beautiful things rather than tending to animals and there’s also a game for that too. In Bloom is a slot-style game that allows you to grow and pick beautiful blooms. Whilst there are plenty of places to play In Bloom, LeoVegas ranks highly on Casino Review’s list of casinos offering no deposit bonuses to their new customers. This list is made up of independently reviewed casinos which are ranked by the generosity of their bonuses, as well as the range of games on offer and how simple the site is to navigate. Whilst In Bloom is the obvious choice for those wanting to emulate the beauty of Suffolk’s flower fields on their own computer, there are a bunch of other slot games to choose from too.

Cheese Game

Cheese Game
Those who’ve left a brie to ripen unattended will know all too well of cheese’s ability to ‘run’

Suffolk is known for its delicious cheeses and whilst you might think that games based on cheese would be thin on the ground, you couldn’t be further from the truth. There are all kinds of culinary games that are available to play online that allow you to cook with delicious cheeses, but the game we’re going to look at today lets you actually become the cheese. It sounds a little crazy because it is. Cheese Game was developed and produced by the one man band that is Zach Hsu. It’s his one and only release, a project that he simply couldn’t help but create.

The game allows you to play as a sentient piece of cheese. You can run around and fend off those who want to eat you. For those who’ve ever left a wedge of Baron Bigod brie out for a little too long, you’ll know that cheese can move further than you might think. Either way, the cheese in Cheese Game runs faster than any cheese you’ve ever seen before. You’ll need to harness the power of the cheese in order to escape the bosses that want to eat you. Duck and weave through the grasping mitts of a sheriff, dodge past a terrifying ghost and try to find a way to sneak in an attack too.

It’s terribly silly, but great fun gaming, and with a price tag of absolutely nothing, you can’t afford not to give it a go. Terrifyingly, this game has received thousands more positive reviews than our Suffolk monopoly game ever did. We thought that Suffolk monopoly was actually pretty good, so it only stands to reason that the inventively named Cheese Game is probably one of the greatest games of our time.

Major Work Required At Manchester United

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Major Work Required At Manchester United

Manchester United was hoping the arrival of Erik ten Hag as the club’s new manager would spark a change in fortunes for the English Premier League giants. But following a turbulent summer and two shocking results at the start of the league campaign, it looks like Ten Hag has a massive job on his hands to take the Red Devils back to the top.

A Tough Watch For United Fans

Even with the changes over the summer and the departure of interim boss Ralf Rangnick, few would have predicted defeats in United’s first two games of the season against Brighton and Brentford. United, who according to the football tips for today will question whether they can make the top six, were expected to be competing for at least a top-four finish this season. There is, of course, plenty of the campaign to go and they might well change their fortunes. But with due respect to both Brighton and Brentford, United supporters would have been expecting to ease their way into the new season with a couple of early wins in those first two outings.

Not only was it the defeats but the manner of them that will have been most troubling to Ten Hag and his new management team at Old Trafford. A 2-1 defeat to Brighton, in which the Seagulls scored an own goal to aid United, was a dismal start to the season for the Reds Devils in front of their home fans. That proved to be nothing compared to a 4-0 hammering in their first game on the road at Brentford. It meant a United player was yet to score after those first two matches and the pressure was already starting to mount on Ten Hag.

United Have Players To Turn Things Around

While United have been off the pace compared to the likes of Manchester City and Liverpool in recent years, they do have players that can make them competitive once again. Bruno Fernandes lost his way a bit last season but the Portuguese international is still regarded as one of the best players in the squad. Christian Eriksen was brought in on a free transfer over the summer after impressing at Brentford in the Premier League last season. There is no doubting the Danish player’s capabilities at this level and the 30-year-old should prove to be a great addition to the squad over the course of the campaign.

Ten Hag will be looking to both Eriksen and Fernandes as a base to build a team around in the middle of the park. With their passing ability, they can create chances for those higher up the field. The issues for United have tended to be at the back in recent years, with skipper Harry Maguire getting more than his fair share of criticism for United’s shortcomings in defense.

There is clearly work to be done at Old Trafford on improving the squad but perhaps the doom and gloom of a 4-0 loss at Brentford can be the catalyst of a revival for a club once so used to sitting top of the pile.