Cock Soup up for Michelin award
British Government agrees to pay for everything forever
Wash & Go with Terminal Hairlines
Bounty bars aren’t going anywhere this Xmas
Styles styles it out in Ipswich Tesco Express
Labour demands apology over Tory MP’s ‘rude’ behaviour
coc’n’nuts bouncy castle fit for a king dong
Suffolk man invents cure for liver diseases with Listerine
Man spotted eating raw meat in the bus
Poundland advertises for Xmas Cashier
Twitter Blue Tick Madness for Useless
Suffolk traffic chaos because of Road to No-where
Rits restaurant ridiculed for Greggs Gift Cards
Suffolk Police initiated “Paw & Order” dog unit
Donkey Kong goes Wilde in the country
Suffolk pilot selected for Red Arrows
International Podiatrists honoured Norfolk feet
Feminist poster campaign backfires
Hero seagull saves chav from £100 fine
Starmer wants Dunkirk-style migrant evacuation
Just Stop Changing Prime Ministers – Larry the cat on strike
