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Brexit Biscuit Fixit

Brexit Biscuit Fixit

Following Nigel Farage’s recent admission that ‘Brexit has failed’, a Lancashire biscuit firm is attempting to fixit with its own ‘Brexit Biscuit.’

A packet of Brexit Biscuits includes 14 ‘delicious, snappable all-butter shortbreads’ with which one can accompany a cup of British char what no other peoples can make quite like what we can.


On the day when trade deals with Australia and New Zealand come into force, the Brexit biscuit will be among thousands of products and services which can now be freely traded between the UK and the two loyal and patriotic commonwealth countries which have both announced their intention to ditch King Charles III as head of state at the earliest opportunity.

Farage garage marriage

Enemy of the people of Europe, Farage, who married a Bavarian beir wench in his garage in 1999, admitted that Brexit is fucked, mainly because the politicians and civil servants who lost the 2016 referendum on Britain’s membership of the EU – ‘the remoaners’ – couldn’t bring themselves to accept the result.

Since then, they have spent every waking moment trying to scupper the attempts of those who did win, to make a go of it, and at the same time, enjoyed ignoring the democratic will of the people whose views they deem irrelevant. This treasonable conduct culminated in the removal of Prime Minister, Boris Johnson in July, 2022, on spurious ‘Covid partying’ claims, which were literally just an excuse for the serving-up of chilled revenge over his stewardship of Brexit.

Give it up

Whether or not Brexit ultimately proves a success will depend largely on whether the people on the left of British politics give up trying to be the fifth column of the European Bourgeoisie elite, and just accept that they largely descend from two historical ethnic groups i.e. the West Germanic tribes of the Angles, Saxons, Jutes, and Frisians who settled in Southern Britain following the withdrawal of the Romans, and the partially Romanised Celtic Britons who already lived here.

The Hebrew prophet Jeremiah said: “Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard its spots?”. Well, no, and nor can a Brexited Brit. When you’re out, you’re out. The sooner the leftie lawyers accept it, the better.

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