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Strange aircraft resembling a Beluga whale spotted in Norfolk

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Strange aircraft resembling a Beluga whale spotted in Norfolk
Beluga whale spotted in Norfolk
Aircraft resembling a Beluga whale

A UFO was spotted flying over Norfolk only to realize that it wasn’t a UFO, but a rare aircraft resembling a beluga whale. They are calling it an “Airbus Beluga XL.” It looks exactly like a white beluga whale.

The aircraft is typically used to transport aircraft accessories and parts. It was on a route from Hawarden, Wales to Bremen, Germany.

After the plane landed in Germany, they found out that it wasn’t transporting aircraft parts. It belonged to a high status billionaire named Hugh Dennet.

Whales are mammals just like us. They have the ability to form deep friendships, they play, they are capable of grieving, they sing, and have the remarkable ability to cooperate together.

Suffolk singing contest:

The whales in New Suffolk Beach are planning their 23rd annual singing contest which will steam live on August 20th, 2022 at 14:00.

Aircraft resembling a Beluga whale
Aircraft resembling a Beluga whale

Huge Dennett will be one of the judges of the singing contest. He is very well known in the whale community. He is essentially the Michael Jackson of whales. A living certified GOAT (Greatest of all time).

Dennet stated, “Ahh yes, the folks in Suffolk gave me the nickname The Whale Goat”

Dennet had his plane custom made to look like him. He wants everyone to know that he is in a private jet traveling everywhere.

In an interview they asked him, “Why not just swim everywhere? You save money on jet fuel, maintenance of the plane, and fancy dinners. And not to mention, a whale in a plane is like having 35 elephants.

That’s a whole lot of weight the plane needs to sustain!

He replied, “I’m so rich I can do anything I want. I have more money than there are fish in the sea. And believe me, there’s plenty of fish in the sea.”

Denett says he feels at home when he is in the sky because the sky is blue just like the ocean. Is this going to be a trend for the ultrarich?
Are we going to start seeing private jets resembling sea creatures?

Elon Musk just posted on twitter saying he will send a rocket resembling a whale into space. He is calling it the “Space Beluga XXL.”

Man found his father’s remains in New Suffolk Beach

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Man found his father’s remains in New Suffolk Beach
New Suffolk Beach
Remains in New Suffolk Beach

The national park service stated that they found a fourth set of human remains in New Suffolk Beach.

Water levels are decreasing which is revealing secrets kept there for almost 80 years. A coroner from the Suffolk forensics division examined the bodies and found the cause of death.

When they were filming the movie Shaun of The Dead, a lot of extras and stunt doubles died on the set. The production team takes their bodies and dumps them in New Suffolk Beach.

Reasons and facts:

The reason they leave the bodies there is due to the fact that this particular beach produces a special algae which keeps the bodies preserved for decades.

When they need to shoot a film where they need to display dead bodies, they retrieve the bodies from the beach and put them on the set.

Peter Grimes. who is a film producer and props manager stated, “It’s easier and more cost efficient to use the dead bodies. We don’t have to pay real actors to play dead. We also don’t use mannequins because it is not believable. ”

Peter Grimes worked on projects such as “Taxidermy & Polish Chocolate” and “Mayonnaise on Chicken.”

He also stated, “My favorite part about being a prop master is going down to New Suffolk Beach to get them bodies.”

Suffolk Beach importance:

This is the same location where they filmed Finding Nemo. In the film, Marlon finds his son Nemo at this location and in real life, a man finds his dead dad at the same location.

remains in New Suffolk Beach
Remains in New Suffolk Beach

Conclusion:

Todd Kolod, who is living in Spain, said with complete certainty that the remains found on the beach are definitely his fathers.

He said when his father was 22 he was in a boat accident that threw him and another person off the boat. The other person survived but the dad did not.

They were never able to retrieve his dad’s dead body until now. Kolod stated that his father had a unique set of dentures which the remains accurately had. After DNA examination, scientists determined that it is his father.

Todd Kolod will keep his fathers dentures in a jar and the rest of his remains will be cremated.

PC Games to Remind You of Suffolk

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PC Games to Remind You of Suffolk
PC Games to Remind You of Suffolk
Suffolk’s farmland is one of its most defining features

There’s so much to love about Suffolk that sometimes you need a reminder of it when you’re away from home. There’s the rich history of this county, with famous artifacts still being unearthed to this day. Nobody could forget the rolling countryside, carefully tended by Suffolk’s many farmers. This in turn gives Suffolk’s artisans the raw produce that they need to create some of the finest foods in the world, Suffolk is famed for its cheeses and beers. Anyway, we all agree that Suffolk has plenty going for it, so if you are missing home a little, these are some games that will give you a taste of what you’re yearning for.

My Little Farmies

One of the loveliest things about Suffolk is watching the farmers go about their work in the fields. Pastures full of sheep, cows, and pigs are ten a penny in the rolling Suffolk countryside and flower farms are a real feast for the eyes too. With such fertile lands, it makes sense that Suffolk is home to so many of Britain’s farmers, so if you’re feeling a little homesick and need a reminder then a farming game might be just the ticket.

My Little Farmies is an adorable browser-based game that allows you to create a thriving village community all based around farming. You can plant, water, and harvest crops to make a bit of money, you can even choose to mill your cereals to boost your earnings further. Once you’ve saved up plenty of cash, you can buy adorable animals too. Your chickens will reward you for regular feeding with fresh eggs and other villagers will flock to your farm to buy some to take home. As well to this, there’s a social element too, where you can invite your friends and work as a cooperative, helping out on one another farms from time to time.

Some people would rather spend their life growing beautiful things rather than tending to animals and there’s also a game for that too. In Bloom is a slot-style game that allows you to grow and pick beautiful blooms. Whilst there are plenty of places to play In Bloom, LeoVegas ranks highly on Casino Review’s list of casinos offering no deposit bonuses to their new customers. This list is made up of independently reviewed casinos which are ranked by the generosity of their bonuses, as well as the range of games on offer and how simple the site is to navigate. Whilst In Bloom is the obvious choice for those wanting to emulate the beauty of Suffolk’s flower fields on their own computer, there are a bunch of other slot games to choose from too.

Cheese Game

Cheese Game
Those who’ve left a brie to ripen unattended will know all too well of cheese’s ability to ‘run’

Suffolk is known for its delicious cheeses and whilst you might think that games based on cheese would be thin on the ground, you couldn’t be further from the truth. There are all kinds of culinary games that are available to play online that allow you to cook with delicious cheeses, but the game we’re going to look at today lets you actually become the cheese. It sounds a little crazy because it is. Cheese Game was developed and produced by the one man band that is Zach Hsu. It’s his one and only release, a project that he simply couldn’t help but create.

The game allows you to play as a sentient piece of cheese. You can run around and fend off those who want to eat you. For those who’ve ever left a wedge of Baron Bigod brie out for a little too long, you’ll know that cheese can move further than you might think. Either way, the cheese in Cheese Game runs faster than any cheese you’ve ever seen before. You’ll need to harness the power of the cheese in order to escape the bosses that want to eat you. Duck and weave through the grasping mitts of a sheriff, dodge past a terrifying ghost and try to find a way to sneak in an attack too.

It’s terribly silly, but great fun gaming, and with a price tag of absolutely nothing, you can’t afford not to give it a go. Terrifyingly, this game has received thousands more positive reviews than our Suffolk monopoly game ever did. We thought that Suffolk monopoly was actually pretty good, so it only stands to reason that the inventively named Cheese Game is probably one of the greatest games of our time.

Major Work Required At Manchester United

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Major Work Required At Manchester United
Major Work Required At Manchester United

Manchester United was hoping the arrival of Erik ten Hag as the club’s new manager would spark a change in fortunes for the English Premier League giants. But following a turbulent summer and two shocking results at the start of the league campaign, it looks like Ten Hag has a massive job on his hands to take the Red Devils back to the top.

A Tough Watch For United Fans

Even with the changes over the summer and the departure of interim boss Ralf Rangnick, few would have predicted defeats in United’s first two games of the season against Brighton and Brentford. United, who according to the football tips for today will question whether they can make the top six, were expected to be competing for at least a top-four finish this season. There is, of course, plenty of the campaign to go and they might well change their fortunes. But with due respect to both Brighton and Brentford, United supporters would have been expecting to ease their way into the new season with a couple of early wins in those first two outings.

Not only was it the defeats but the manner of them that will have been most troubling to Ten Hag and his new management team at Old Trafford. A 2-1 defeat to Brighton, in which the Seagulls scored an own goal to aid United, was a dismal start to the season for the Reds Devils in front of their home fans. That proved to be nothing compared to a 4-0 hammering in their first game on the road at Brentford. It meant a United player was yet to score after those first two matches and the pressure was already starting to mount on Ten Hag.

United Have Players To Turn Things Around

While United have been off the pace compared to the likes of Manchester City and Liverpool in recent years, they do have players that can make them competitive once again. Bruno Fernandes lost his way a bit last season but the Portuguese international is still regarded as one of the best players in the squad. Christian Eriksen was brought in on a free transfer over the summer after impressing at Brentford in the Premier League last season. There is no doubting the Danish player’s capabilities at this level and the 30-year-old should prove to be a great addition to the squad over the course of the campaign.

Ten Hag will be looking to both Eriksen and Fernandes as a base to build a team around in the middle of the park. With their passing ability, they can create chances for those higher up the field. The issues for United have tended to be at the back in recent years, with skipper Harry Maguire getting more than his fair share of criticism for United’s shortcomings in defense.

There is clearly work to be done at Old Trafford on improving the squad but perhaps the doom and gloom of a 4-0 loss at Brentford can be the catalyst of a revival for a club once so used to sitting top of the pile.

What Problems Does Damp Cause?

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What Problems Does Damp Cause?
What Problems Does Damp Cause

Many people in the UK have experienced damp in their homes, but did you know just how serious it can be? Damp is much more than an aesthetic problem – it can make your home feel uncomfortable, damage your furniture, threaten the structural integrity of your home and worsen health conditions like asthma. But how does it cause all of these problems? Find out more in this article.

If you discover a damp problem in your home, it’s extremely important that you fix it to avoid the issues explored in this blog. Damp proofing your home is absolutely essential, so if you need a damp proofer for your home, visit Checkatrade to find the best tradespeople in your area.

Cold and uncomfortable home

A damp problem can make your home feel cold and uncomfortable to live in, which is particularly a problem in the winter months. Although feeling cold is unpleasant for everyone, it’s especially a problem for vulnerable people like the elderly, babies and those with weakened immune systems. By solving your damp problem, you can make it easier to heat your home to a comfortable temperature as there won’t be so much moisture in the air.

Damaged furniture

Having lots of moisture in the air due to a damp problem can be very damaging to your furniture. Over time, the moisture can discolour and break down fabrics, and it can also cause wood to start rotting. Due to this damage, you could end up spending a lot of money on replacing your furniture if you don’t get the damp problem fixed quickly enough.

Worsened health problems

One of the most serious consequences of having a damp problem is that it can exacerbate existing health conditions such as asthma and eczema. Damp can lead to the growth of mould in your home, and these mould spores can negatively affect your respiratory system when you inhale them. Mould spores are particularly harmful to those with pre-existing respiratory conditions like asthma because they can trigger serious asthma attacks and allergic reactions. Sometimes, mould spores can even cause someone to develop asthma.

In addition to respiratory problems, damp and mould can worsen skin conditions like eczema. If you live in a home with damp and mould, you could start getting rashes and dry, cracked skin.

Structural damage

Finally, in severe cases, a long-standing damp problem can actually cause structural damage to your home. Damp can rot wood, which means that it can rot structural timber within your home and therefore weaken it. Additionally, damp can damage masonry because bricks are porous, so water can get inside and cause serious problems over time. This is why it’s so important for you to fix damp issues as soon as you notice them.

Damp isn’t just a cosmetic issue. If you don’t fix the problem, damp can make your home very uncomfortable and cause a wide range of health issues and structural issues. Make sure you damp-proof your home to avoid any damp problems in the future.

Suffolk police air service got a major upgrade

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Suffolk police air service got a major upgrade

In order to capture targets, the Suffolk Police air service will now be launching fury exorcist from their fleet of fixed-wing aircrafts. This is where the term “Dog Fight” originates.

Suffolk police is going back to the old days when they would shoot dogs out of aircrafts. For the past 50 years, missiles and bombs seemed to be effective when fighting the enemy, but not as effective as dogs.

Doug Trench, former English chief defence officer, strongly insisted that they shoot small poodles instead of German shepherds.

Characteristics of Air Dogs:

They are faster, can pack more inside the aircraft thrusters, and are more aerodynamic. This can effectively take down the enemy’s fighter jets.

Small dogs have a better sense of hearing than big dogs. This is very useful because they hear the enemy miles away.

Dogs are great swimmers. If the aircraft goes down and lands in a body of water, the dogs always save the pilot.

The dogs wear a special harness to fully and efficiently embed them to the bi-planes.

The ancient Egyptians worshiped cats, the UK worships dogs.

The appreciation:

Suffolk police will host the 2023 “Harness your PAWer” awards where dogs walk down the runway showcasing the latest dog harnesses on the doggie market.

It is believed that the great Chinese warrior Sun Tzu owned 100 poodles which is why he was such a skilled warrior.

In the great Norfolk/Suffolk war in the early 20th century, Suffolk used great danes because they thought due to the sheer size it would cause more damage because it has a big spread.Basically the “shotgun” of dogs.

Then in the war room they realized the thrust and force to shoot the great danes was weak. So they thought, why not pack a bunch of small dogs in there. They tried it and won the war.

That’s where the great Suffolk saying “she’s deadly like a poodle” originated from.

German shepherds enthusiasts are protesting the streets of England demanding equal rights for German shepherds.

Opportunity for Suffolk Police Air service:

They are trying to convince the government to start using German shepherds in their jets.

There are way too many German shepherds roaming Suffolk county.

Dogs feel depressed because they are not fighting in the military.

The best fighter dog that ever lived was named after the American rapper snoop dog. He left a great legacy for Suffolk.

A student from Suffolk new college claims sex is not for him

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A student from Suffolk new college claims sex is not for him
Suffolk new college student

College is the time where you want to have fun, experiment, make great memories all while getting an education but student from Suffolk new college claims sex is not for him.

It’s no secret that college students are having sex. With their raging hormones you can’t blame them. It’s all part of the college experience.

Stephen McCall, a 28 year old graduate from Suffolk new college told reporters that he experimented with sex back in college and hasn’t done it ever since.

That’s almost a decade ago

I bet he is so sex deprived that he is irritable, anxious, and turned on all the time.

Is he masturbating at least?

That’s a whole lot of semen retention. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is at work and his colleagues notice semen coming out of his eye.

Hidden facts about him:

Coworker Lorraine Fisher – 34, said that he sneezed on her and only to realize that he shot a big load on her forehead. She was disgusted and wanted to press charges.

People say bless you because they believe that every time you sneeze, a little bit of your soul is dying because it’s leaving your body.

Every-time McCall (Student of Suffolk new college) sneezes, he is killing his soul as well as his unborn kids. It should be illegal to retain that much semen.

You’ve seen the TikTok video where people say:

“After 100 days of no sex, I ate a biscut with no water only so it can choke me.”

Many school shooters have this one thing in common, they are sexually deprived.

McCall might be someone you want to monitor closley becaue you just simply can’t know for sure what a sexually deprived person might do.

It should be a law that you cant return to work monday morning unless you clocked in at least 45 minutes of sex, 1 hour workout session, or a 30 minute session with a punching bag, and either a massage or time in a sauna or jacuzzi.

You can mix all these activities and get creative.

The purpose of this would be to make everyone more relaxed and more productive at work and in life. We would get stuff done.

We would conquer the galaxy in less than 15 years.

Resident spotted suspicious plants outside Ipswich council

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Resident spotted suspicious plants outside Ipswich council

It was resident Tray Veronica, a gardener who spotted the 6 suspicious plants outside the display of the Ipswich council. She raised concerns and demanded they be removed effectively.

She claimed that she can recognize most plant species. So when she saw the cannabis plants, her head was spinning in great concern.

Veronica made an acute observation in which she said,

“They were pretty huge. Which means they have been there for a while because someone has been maintaining them. It might be their idea of a joke.”

They noticed the plants on Wednesday during one of the village’s floral displays.

Statement by Ipswich Council:

A few days before discovering them, the council posted pictures on Facebook saying the plants look nice because the locals are watering and maintaining them during the summer heat.

Ipswich council made a public statement saying that they were not part of this year’s botanical layout. They have no idea how they got there. They have handed the plants over to the police.

The police just to be safe smoked them in order to effectively verify that they were cannabis plants.

Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent said, “We had to smoke them in order to verify, we had no choice. It’s the law”

Do you think these plants “migrated” here or did someone plant them here?

Someone on Facebook said, “the seeds are common in bird seed mixes which might end up in other gardens which will begin to blossom.”

What Ipswich council experts say?

Botanist Lorraine Fisher – 34, author of “Why Cannabis Plants Get Lonely” and “THC: The Hero’s Charm” explains that sometimes cannabis plants get lonely so they want to wander and gentrify other botanical gardens.

Disney and Pixar are currently looking for screenplay writers to write and produce a kids story about this phenomenon. It is reported that Boris Johnson and Ricky Gervais might be attached to the project.

After further investigation, the police department was able to view the security footage to see who might have planted the seeds there.

What they found was Arnold Schwarzenegger and Snoop Dogg driving around late at night hitting mailboxes with a bat.

Snoop was driving and Arnold was hitting the mailboxes.

What they saw was Snoop getting out of the car and indeed planting the seeds there.

No major charges have been made against the rapper. Just a small fine for public indecency and destruction of property.

Case closed.

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