Pathetic hero ‘Super Sleeper’ nods off in pub urinal
Lost tribe of savages discovered in Suffolk
Patients left like ‘builder tools’ in ambulances overnight
English ‘Crusaders’ banned from the World Cup
Cold war bunker heats-up Suffolk property market
Rare Turkey to hit supermarket shelves this Christmas
Baddiel & Skinner release Clean Teeth version of Three Lions
The UK: Odd people, odd place names
Suffolk Satanist who made 53 calls to 999 was drunk
Old-looking-man refused booze at Esso
Noise detecting traffic cameras backfire on local residents
Teletubbies Po in a land of her own
Council apologised after drawing ‘Two Lines around Pothole’
The Welsh walk more quickly than the English
King Charles in Buckingham Palace ‘where you from?’ race row
Matt Hancock right back where he started
Legendary Seagull ‘73’ honoured
Crisp fight breaks out in Waitrose
New Pussycat Dolls line-up revealed
Holy grail of biscuits found – up for sale on marketplace
ASDA ‘Tingle All The Way’ lube gel tops Xmas stockings list
