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With smartphones comes photographic nostalgia

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Woman taking photo

The revival of the print image has reared its head in the last couple of years, with Polaroid cameras gaining popularity and photo booths popping up. There has also been a surge in popularity of online photo printing, but with many sites out there offering the service, it can be difficult to know where to start! We would advise checking out a review such as this Shutterfly one before you commit, to make sure you know exactly what you are getting before you press print!

From the dawn of time people have been as fixated with capturing beauty as they have been with beauty itself, which explains the evolution from portraits to the development of newer and more precise photographing technology up for review. Photography first came to be as a means to recreate the world through imagery in the 5th Century BC, with the Chinese describing what is known as a “pinhole camera,” whereby an upside-down image was reflected from a pinhole in an opposite-facing wall. However, photographic technology only began to make strides once Iraqi scientist, Alhazen developed what is called the camera obscura six centuries later. This device projected images onto other surfaces, also upside down, allowing for artists to trace the image and create accurate drawings.

Man takes photograph

Fast-forward to the late 1830s, and modern-day photography was born when Joseph Nicéphore Niépce used a portable camera obscura to expose a pewter plate coated with bitumen to light. The result was a recorded, unfading image – the first ever of its kind. Within the next 200 years, the camera was transformed from a contraption that produced blurry photos to the high-tech mini computers that yield ultra-realistic representations of reality. Photography was held up to high professional esteem until George Eastman facilitated the photo-taking process by creating a flexible roll film. This new, affordable method of photography, together with its innovative mechanical design, allowed the possession of a personal camera to be more widespread.

Over a hundred years later, the first digital camera was built by Steven Sasson, an engineer at Eastman Kodak, using a charge-coupled device image sensor. Then, with the turn of the millennium came another milestone in photography – the camera phone. As the phone-camera combination hit the market in Japan and later the US in the early 2000s, some were skeptical of its possible success, with suggests emerging that the product would be a flop. Yet, nearly two decades later and the idea of a phone without a camera is daunting for most. Consumers are drawn to the idea of having one compact, multi-use device, especially once which offers faster connection with the internet – key in the generation of social media.

Yet, interestingly, as instant snaps increase in popularity, print photos are also making a comeback. The countermovement finds ground in the joy of holding a physical memoire in hand, with a photo being produced within seconds of snapping the shot. Another thing is the rarity of print photos nowadays makes them a point of interest.

Theresa May to address Latitude festival audience

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Theresa May speaks at Latitude

Not to be outdone by Jeremy Corbyn’s successful appearance at Glastonbury, Theresa May is to address crowds at the achingly middle-class Latitude festival in Suffolk.

The Prime Minister will be assured of a warm reception at the event for posh festival-goers, which is close to the exclusive well-heeled resorts of Southwold and Aldeburgh.

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Mr Corbyn was given a hero’s welcome when he appeared on the famous Pyramid stage at Glastonbury – whereas Mrs May would have been booed off by the young, Labour-supporting crowd.

She’ll have no such problems at Henham Park where she will take the main stage on Saturday, July 15 to introduce Mumford and Sons.

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Cassius Clail, a spokesman at Downing Street said: “Theresa was a little miffed when Corbyn was given the red carpet treatment at Glastonbury. Even Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell is speaking there later.

“But she will be among thousands of Tory voters when she goes to Latitude, a music festival where ‘glamping’ involves five star stays without a Labour supporter in sight. It’s true blue territory.”

Mrs May is expected to regale her adoring audience with hilarious tales of running through wheat fields, just like those found throughout Suffolk.

With only a month to go, the 12th edition of Latitude Festival sets the bar high with a host of names across the stages including the BBC Music Introducing Stage, The SpeakEasy, Music and Film, Solas and more. Latitude Festival takes place on 13th – 16th July in the stunning grounds of Henham Park.

An estimated 40,000 Conservative voters will witness Brit Award winners The 1975 perform tracks from I Like It When You Sleep, for You Are So Beautiful yet So Unaware of It for the last time, as well as a Fleet Foxes returning after five years. Also playing is Saturday night headliners Mumford & Sons who bring with them their Gentlemen Of The Road takeover.

They’re joined by a line up brimming with huge names and exclusives across all stages, combined over 40 Top Ten albums, from the legendary Placebo to returning indie rockers The Horrors; from Scandi indie-pop darlings The Radio Dept. to the former Velvet Underground’s John Cale; from the iconic Mavis Staples to the all-out party that will be Fatboy Slim on the BBC Music Stage.

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Alligator stalks Ipswich Golf Club

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Ipswich Golf Club alligator

By Sandy Driver, Golf Correspondent

Golfers have been warned to beware of a four-foot alligator that has set up home at a Suffolk course.

The reptile has been spotted several times at Ipswich Golf Club in recent weeks and has now been photographed (above) by member Graham Perkins.

Experts have been called in to catch the alligator, which has not shown any aggression towards players so far, but have yet to find it.

It is believed to have made its den in the water that makes the par-three, 135-yard 15th hole such a challenge.

Suffolk Police have also been informed as it is believed the reptile was an unlicensed pet that was released into the wild after growing too large for its home.

Alligators are a common sight on golf courses in Florida, but none have ever been seen in the United Kingdom before now.

Ipswich Golf Club was established in 1895 and its website lists wildlife as an important feature of course management.

But there is no mention of a killer alligator lurking in the waters of the 15th hole.

A club insider said: “Some of the members think the course should be shut until the alligator is caught – but they are harmless unless approached.

“It certainly makes the 15th hole a slightly trickier challenge.”

Graham Perkins told the Suffolk Gazette: “I had just played my tee shot on the 15th and got my ball to land on the green, seven feet from the hole.

“I was admiring it with my playing partner, Steve, when we saw the alligator climb out of the water and wander on to the green without a care in the world.

“It wasn’t after my ball but seemed content to just laze about in the sun. We watched for ten minutes – at a safe distance – and I took the picture before it clambered back to the water.

“There is lots of other water around the estate, so it may be the reptile does not live on the 15th, but elsewhere.”

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Blofeld retires from cricket commentary to concentrate on being James Bond villain

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Blofeld retires

Henry Blofeld has revealed he is retiring from cricket commentary to concentrate on being a James Bond supervillain.

The broadcasting legend says it has become increasingly difficult to juggle his two careers, and one has to go.

Blofeld said: “One minute I am describing eloquently how Joe Root has dispatched a loose offside ball for four – the next I have to deal with a British agent trying to blow up my global crime syndicate headquarters.

“I’m 77 years old now, and there’s a danger I could mix up the two jobs. Imagine the outcry if I began waffling on about James Bond’s batting average – or if I had Jonny Bairstow fed to a pool of sharks at SPECTRE HQ for disobeying my orders.

“To be honest it’s getting harder to differentiate stroking the ball through the covers, and stroking the white cat on my lap.”

Blofeld has been a mainstay of BBC Test Match Special for 45 years, becoming a national treasure for his whimsy commentary.

He was awarded the OBE in 2003 for services to broadcasting – an honour that was withdrawn once his alter-ego as a James Bond villain had been revealed.

Blofeld retires

Blofeld will commentate on his latest Test Match in September.

“You haven’t heard my final ‘My Dear Old Thing’ quite yet. Happily, I shall be commentating next month on the first two Tests against South Africa, and then for the last one of the summer against the West Indies at Lord’s.

“I leave, supremely confident that TMS is in the safest of hands, led by the ageless Aggers (Jonathan Agnew). In the end, I think he will come to be seen as the best of the lot.”

His famous commentary quotes include memorable lines such as: “It’s a catch he would have caught 99 times times out of 1,000,” or: “If the tension here was a block of Cheddar cheese, you could cut it with a knife.”

Police find $10 million cash in Nigerian widow’s spare room

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Nigerian widow had millions in dollars
By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent

Nigerian police who found $10 million cash in a widow’s spare bedroom said she had been trying to give it away for years.

Mary Abacha, 42, claimed she had been offering the money to Brits since 2011, but “none of the buggers” had replied to her emails.

She told stunned cops her late husband had amassed the fortune while working as a lawyer in the country’s capital, Abuja,

“It was all perfectly legal, but I just wanted to put it in a bank in Britain where it would be safe. I emailed lots of people I found on the internet who I thought could be trusted to take the money and deposit it.

“As a reward for their kindness, they would get $1 million to keep.

“But imagine my surprise when none of the buggers even bothered to reply. I mean, who wouldn’t want a free million?”

Police say Mrs Abacha, whose husband died in an unfortunate car accident, had done nothing wrong, and they had now persuaded her to deposit the $10 million into a local finance establishment instead.

Inspector Adeleye Iyabo told Reuters news agency: “There must be many thousands of people in the UK kicking themselves right now. If they had only replied to Mrs Abacha’s email, they would be wealthy beyond their wildest dreams.

“I would advise anyone receiving such a kind offer to take it up. What have you got to lose?”

Suffolk builder Henry Dodds, 37, who was one of many to receive one of Mrs Abacha’s emails, was devastated when we told him how he had missed out. “It just looked a little odd when I received the email,” he said. “Serves me right for being so untrustworthy.”

The Queen’s Speech: What Her Majesty REALLY wanted to say

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We know readers off The Suffolk Gazette are busy so we have brought the information from the Queen’s speech down to the nitty gritty. The historic speech came after a man banged on the door with his black rod and was arrested for flashing.

1. My Government is in tatters but will try to stop its squabbles even if One has to hit them with One’s Orb and Sceptre. The paparazzi will receive a large sum of money from my subjects’ newspapers if they can obtain a photograph of my Prime Minister in any public place.

2. My Government will reduce taxes on One’s subjects so that they can afford more royal mugs and commemorative mugs and dolls that One finds in the cheaper Sunday supplements and old people’s magazines. But taxes may still be uncollected from famous socialist pop stars, sports starts, large coffee companies and global firms who suck the life out of One’s economy.

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3. New legislation will be introduced to provide a paddling pool for every one of my subjects, no matter what creed, religion, colour or sexual proclivity to cope with the current heatwave.

4. My Government will continue talks over Brexit, with our ministers taking sacks of money, boxes of chocolates, and Scottish whisky to bribe and beg a way out of the mess my Government has made of it and will no doubt do ongoing.

5. My Government will forget all about grammar schools and give large quantities of wonga to Eton, Harrow and prep schools to help them with their gourmet school lunches, while cutting gruel to common schoolchildren.

The Queen's SpeechThe Queen and Prince Charles look thrilled to be delivering the Queen’s Speech

6. My Government will continue to pay winter fuel bills for myself and other billionaires so that we can run at least two bars on One’s electric fire in the living room while One enjoys Pointless along with all the other subjects.

7. My Government will point out to Mr Corbyn, leader of the Opposition, that he lost the election and those figures cannot change even if Ms Diane Abbott tries to add them up again. If Mr Corbyn continues to think he WON the General Election, he will be locked in the Tower of London, ready to be beheaded.

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8. Old people, like Oneself, won’t have to sell their homes for care in their old age, so that like my own late mother, they can drink gin with gay abandon while playing croquet
On one’s lawn.

9. There are fewer legislation bills by my Government because they had to change their minds about everything after publishing their comedy manifesto, which brought gales of laughter, lightening the atmosphere the sombre nation was under at this difficult time.

10. My Government will not be inviting American President Mr Donald Trump for a State visit after all because we know he likes to grab pussies and we do not know where he stands on grabbing Corgis.

Now One is orf to Ascot, where we have a Royal Box to keep us away from those tattooed, fake tanned Essex girls who turn up by the coachload to vomit on the track. One wishes you all a winning flutter and a glass of Pimms and 99 cornet. God bless you, one and all.

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Norfolk vineyard expects bumper year for Bootiful

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Norfolk vineyard

Norfolk vineyard and wine specialist, Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard, is expecting a bumper year thanks to the current heatwave and the recent wet spring.

The business has won accolades worldwide for its full-bodied red wine called Bootiful, and this year’s harvest is expected to yield an extra special vintage.

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A spokesman explained: “This year looks like being a bumper harvest and best ever vintage for our Bootiful red wine.

“It’s full bodied, created by blending Shiraz grapes with swede, and its unique flavour has undertones of turnip, with a hint of rat. We expect it to be popular throughout the area.”

He added that the wine would not be on the market for at least six weeks to allow it to mature, adding: “This also gives time for its rather unpleasant smell to disperse.”

Advance orders get a free stomach pump with every case, and Barnham Broom Piggeries and Vineyard insist they are not liable for any losses such as driving licenses, power of speech, dignity, and underwear.

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Wine expert Tiffany Grayson said: “Bootiful is an interesting wine that suits any occasion. It can also make a very good paint stripper.”

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In celebration of the great British curry!

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Curry

There can surely be few meals that can satisfy the tastebuds and appetite as much as a hearty curry. Whether it is meat-based, vegetarian or even accompanied by a delicious homecooked naan bread, we can all agree that there’s nothing like a good curry!

Curries have become such a deeply entrenched part of British culture that it’s hard to believe that we ever managed to live without their wonderful combination of rich flavours and evocative aromas.

Although us Britons use the word ‘curry’ as a catch-all expression to cover all foods from the Indian subcontinent, it’s clear that there’s a huge range of wonderful tastes to uncover.

From the fragrant spices and coconut flavours that make up the vegetarian dishes of southern regions like Kerala, to the rich garam masala spice that makes up a lot of dishes from the north of the nation, it’s clear that you could spend a lifetime sampling different curries and still end up with plenty more to discover!

Indian food

This is why it’s great to head out to some top curry-houses like the award-winning Brandon Tandoori restaurant, in Suffolk, to see how the experts craft such a wonderful combination of tastes.

Whilst some of the more extravagant dishes can require a trip to an Indian supermarket to get all of the right ingredients, it’s relatively easy to do a good approximation of many top Indian dishes with items from the average supermarket.

For curry spices, visit Spice N Tice.

Unlike a stir-fry dinner that is quick to create but relatively nerve-wracking to cook, curries are best when they’re allowed to cook slowly to really allow the spices to work their magic. And it’s actually pretty hard to make a bad curry as long as you’re willing to follow a good recipe fairly closely. Even some of the interesting Japanese-Indian fusion curries like those featured at the Deliveroo blog could be fairly simple to emulate.

Any newcomer to curry cooking might be a little confused about the vast range of spices that tend to be used to make each dish a culinary delight. So if the word ‘fenugreek’ has you running for the hills, be sure to do a little research on The Curry Guy’s blog that can really help take a lot of the confusion out of cooking a good curry.

And with plenty of restaurants like Brandon Tandoori, and blogs like Deliveroo and The Curry Guy’s it seems that we will never have to go without a lovely curry for too long!