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Sirens Serenade slot

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Are you enchanted by the Blue world? Sirens, corals, starfish, the king of the sea, the popular King Triton, and all other beautiful creatures that populate life underwater?

By playing this slot, you will be brought back to that fantastic atmosphere. The main protagonist is indeed a charming Siren which also represents the Wild.

A very evocative music will accompany you for the whole duration of the game making you live the sea atmosphere fully.

Made by Genii software, this slot can bring rewarding prizes. Any winnings during the free spin bonus, for example, are multiplied, enhancing your possibility to win more – play here.

Who has created the slot 

Genii software, which began in 1990, has become very popular in the i-Gaming industry. The company has always focused on developing mobile-friendly games, advanced graphics, and fresh content.

Among the most popular slot games, we see Joker Poker, Lucky Leprechaun, Wild Berry, Legends of Greece, Throne of Gold and many more. Today we can count more than 130 games developed by this business.

How to play it and its special features

With five reels and 25 paylines, this slot has a return to player percentage (RTP%) of more than 95%.

Luckily for you, this game has so many special features and bonuses that every time you hit a win you will be more than excited.

The Siren itself which acts as a Wild, doubling all your winnings. By hitting three of these symbols, you will get 200 coins, when you land four, you will be awarded 400 coins while by catching five, you can obtain 1,500 coins.

The scatter symbol is represented by two icons: The Logo symbol and the Rocky Island. Both of them can be very rewarding.

By getting five Logo icons, your stake can get multiplied by up to 50 times. The second scatter, the Rocky Island, can make you gain many free spins. From a minimum of 10 up to 18 free rounds.

Related Sirens slot you can play 

Sirens Serenade is not the only game related to sea life. Developed by IGT, Sirens slot is another worthy one.

A bit more colourful, this one has five reels and 30 paylines. What makes it that special is the possibility to multiply all your stakes if you are lucky enough to land the called Multiplier Bonus stage.

Conclusions 

If you are a slot amateur and you have never played Sirens Serenade, you should absolutely try. Relaxing graphics and music, you will love playing it. The many bonuses and rewarding features you will find are another convincing element. Have a try, we are sure you will be amused by it.

Furious pigeons warn: leave our statues alone

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Pigeon Lorraine Fisher, 34, on her favourite statue

Britain’s pigeons have warned activisits: leave our statues alone.

The feathered creatures are furious that BLM protesters wish to remove a large number of statues from the UK.

They insist the bronze and stone monuments are not only their natural perches but their toilets, too.

Pigeon Lorraine Fisher, 34 (in pigeon years), said: “While we pigeons abhor racism, we cannot stand idly by and let our habitat be destroyed.

“Tearing down some of our favourite toiletry destinations is nothing more than a coo. Are we expected to stand around with our spindly legs crossed?

“We will join as one to swoop down and crap on anyone we see threatening a statue. We actually don’t care if they tear it down, so long as they put another one up first.”

The news comes as it emerges Nelson’s Column is moving to Great Yarmouth for its own protection.

Britain’s seagulls have formed an unlikely alliance with the pigeons, insisting they would also prefer the statues to remain in place.

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Nelson’s Column moving to Great Yarmouth for its own protection

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Nelson's Column heading for Great Yarmouth
Nelson returning to Norfolk

By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent

Nelson’s Column is moving from London to Great Yarmouth in Norfolk to prevent protesters from pulling it down and dumping it in the River Thames.

Activists want to scrap the 170-foot landmark because Nelson opposed the abolition of the slave trade.

However, the naval hero, who died at the victorious Battle of Trafalgar, will find a friendly welcome in Norfolk, which is the county of his birth.

Nelson’s Column will now stand on Great Yarmouth promenade, close to the pier, looking out to the North Sea, where he taught many a sailor how to stay afloat.

Great Yarmouth tourism officer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Norfolk prides itself in being Nelson’s County, so we couldn’t stand by and see activists toppling the column because they say he was a racist.

“Nelson’s Column will be a fine addition to the already highly-attractive destination of Great Yarmouth.”

The statue, erected in 1840, is one of 78 on a list that activists want to see abolished because they depict famous people in history who supported the slave trade.

News of Nelson’s return to Norfolk comes on the day the BBC announced it was bringing back comedy series It Ain’t Half Hot Mum because it won’t offend anyone.

And continuing concerns about statues have infuriated Britain’s pigeon population.

Sensitive BBC brings back it Ain’t Half Hot Mum

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Completely straight sitcom It Ain’t Half Hot Mum (Photo: BBC)

The BBC is so worried about its shows causing offense that it is bringing back wholesome family series It Ain’t Half Hot Mum.

Starring Windsor Davies and a white man dressed up as an Indian servant, the show is guaranteed to have no racist inferences and undertones whatsoever.

Set in India, it features the fortunes of a British Army concert party – known fondly as the “boys to entertain you”.

As well as challenging racial stereotypes in a restrained way, befitting of today’s woke British sensitivity, the cult show – which had 15 million viewers at its peak in the 1970s – also references “pooftahs” regularly.

BBC insider Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “As a nation, we are re-examining our past and have become increasingly angry about anything non-PC.

“To ensure we get the tone of our output right, we are re-running It Ain’t Half Hot Mum on prime time BBC 1, Saturday nights.

“We also have plans to bring back Alf Garnett – he won’t hurt anyone’s feelings.”

Meanwhile, Nelson’s Column will be moved to Great Yarmouth to save it being torn down.

New Hong Kong to be rebuilt off Suffolk in extraordinary snub to China

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Hong Kong moving to Suffolk
An exact replica of Hong Kong will be built off Suffolk

A full-sized replica of Hong Kong will be built off Felixstowe so all repressed residents can move from the Far East to sleepy Suffolk.

The British Government scheme is expected to infuriate China, which is putting further pressure and claims on the former British territory.

Hundreds of tower blocks and thousands of properties will be built on land reclaimed from the sea – enough space for all of Hong Kong’s 7.4 million residents to move into.

And an international airport will be developed off Felixstowe, while Felixstowe Port will also be included, offering beneficial customs and tax incentives.

Work will begin on the new territory, which will be fully autonomous with its own police and customs authority, next year.

Government spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: “The idea is that the good people of Hong Kong will be able to live a repression-free life in familiar buildings and infrastructure.

“Moving from the Far East to settle off East Anglia means Hong Kong can once again become an economic and strategic force – but without Chinese interference.

“The people of Hong Kong might need to get used to a change in the weather but other than that, everything will be just how they want it.”

The future night-time view of Hong Kong from the Suffolk coast
The future night-time view of Hong Kong from the Suffolk coast

Where now Hong Kong is known as the gateway to the east and China, it will become the new gateway to East Anglia.

The new Hong Kong will feature an international airport, with Prime Minister Boris Johnson keen to rejuvenate his Boris Island Airport idea, switching it from the Thames Estuary to the North Sea.

It is expected Suffolk housebuilders will be given the first opportunity to bid on the building projects.

Government sources say the money spent will be repaid within 25 years from a small tax on New Hong Kong’s international trade.

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Police enforce quarantine period for anyone arriving from Norfolk

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Norfolk Police pitchforks
Suffolk Police now monitoring the Norfolk border

By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent

Suffolk authorities have slapped a two-week quarantine period on anyone arriving from Norfolk.

The tough police-enforced measures will prevent disease from the rural backwater of Norfolk spreading to the modern, clean and healthy county of Suffolk.

Restrictions are mainly in place for Norfolk people desperately trying to flee to Suffolk, but also for Suffolk people who accidentally strayed over the border.

There are also checks on people coming into Suffolk from Essex, but they are healthier and, in most cases, can continue their journeys.

Director of Suffolk Public Health, Dr Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: “We have worked hard to contain the COVID-19 situation in Suffolk.

“We simply cannot put that at risk by allowing people travelling from Norfolk to spread their germs all over the place.”

The Suffolk border wall is now being used as a screening centre, and further watchtowers have been placed in strategic places across the length of the border.

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Preparing for university: what you need to know

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moving away to university

Moving away from home and advancing into higher education can be stressful and overwhelming. If you have career goals and ambition, taking the natural step and going to university can help you gain the qualifications you need to work in your chosen profession.

If university is just around the corner, here are some tips on how to get the most out of your experience and keep your physical and mental wellbeing in check.

Find the right university

The process of finding the right university can be time consuming and tiring. Whether you’re dead set on what you want to study, or you need a little help, there are dozens of establishments dotted across the country to pick from. When you factor in the amount of time, money, and effort you will put into your course, it’s vital that you make the right decision. You might want to check out access courses first. Start your undergraduate degree journey today by comparing a range of university providers, rankings, and student reviews to help you find the right one.

Sort out your finances

Many students have to live on a tight budget to see them throughout the year. If you’re about to live away from home for the first time, fending for yourself and being in control of your finances can be daunting. To ensure you don’t run out of funds and have to call the bank of Mum and Dad, there are lots of savvy finance tips that you can take on board. Whether it’s by shopping at discounted supermarkets, picking the cheapest accommodation, or getting a part-time job, having an emergency fund behind you is key. You should also apply for student finance so you can work out how much you’re entitled to and whether they can cover the full cost of your tuition.

Learn to cook

If you’ve been lucky enough to have had home cooking all your life, going it alone and having to make your own meals from scratch can be scary. Instead of relying on takeaways to see you through, learning how to cook in bulk can be a great way to save money during your time as a university student. Too many takeaways aren’t good for your health or student budget, so getting to grips with the basics of cooking is important. No one is saying you must be an excellent cook, but as long as you stay persistent and try out different dishes, you will begin to enhance your cooking skills.

Make sure you’re organised

Being organised and in control from the beginning of university is crucial. Before heading on your new adventure, it’s important that everything is sorted with your accommodation and finances. While it may not be much fun sorting these things out, you will be thankful in the long run. You may need to purchase specialist textbooks and equipment for your studies too, so make sure that you bring a laptop, pens, and a notepad. With coursework comes deadlines, so it’s important that you possess time management skills that will take you far in the working world.

Get ahead with your reading

No matter what course you choose, it’s likely that there will be reading involved. If you study a text-based subject like Law or English, you need to be prepared for the dozens of textbooks you will be required to read. If your university has emailed you a list of reading materials that will be covered in your first semester, getting a head start and starting your reading early can help you feel more confident once your course begins. Reading in advance will also give you a better indication of what your course entails.

Get packing

If you’re moving away for university, making your new space a home away from home can make all the difference. Although it may take some time to get settled in your new accommodation, making your bedroom feel homely can help reduce stress levels. For those who have been lucky enough to live in a spacious bedroom, you may not have the same luxury in your halls, so it’s important that you pack the essentials (rather than your whole room!). Sorting out the essentials first, such as your clothing and electrical items is best. To remind you of your loved ones, you may want to bring sentimental items such as photo frames and cards.

Stay social

Being in a new environment and around strangers can be overwhelming at first, however, to get the most out of your university experience, putting yourself out there and being social is key. You need to remember that everyone will be in the same boat as you, so taking yourself out of your comfort zone and attending events that your university has put on can be a great opportunity to network. It’s just as important to stay social with your friends and family back home, so having regular calls and interactions can be a great way to let off steam and help keep you on track with your course.

Embarking on this new chapter in your life should be something to be excited about, rather than fear. Going to university can be a great opportunity to expand your knowledge, meet people from all walks of life, and gain a new perspective on life. The unknown can be scary, so taking all the advice above into account can help make your university experience one to remember.

Suffolk now has more garden trampolines than anywhere else

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Suffolk now has more garden trampolines than anywhere else

Suffolk has become the garden trampolines capital of Britain, fed-up neighbours have confirmed.

Glorious weather and home-schooling during lockdown have seen sales of garden trampolines bounce through the roof, displacing leafy Surrey as the county with most sales.

Where once there was the sound of birdsong and the occasional lawnmower echoing around Suffolk’s housing estates, now there are rhythmic springs and excited squeals.

“It’s nice that the kids can get out and enjoy the fresh air,” beamed proud mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, as her small son Alfie nearly broke his neck performing a somersault.

However, the exponential growth in garden trampolines ownership has not been appreciated by everyone.

Garden trampolines tensions

Those currently required to work from home have reported that tensions with bouncing neighbours are rising.

Accountant Steve Walshe said: “It’s like some demented Whack-a-Mole from Hell round here at the moment.

“Every hour of every day from 9am through to 5pm, it’s squeak, squeak, squeak; as little tousled heads appear and disappear over our suburban garden fences. Conference calls are a nightmare!”