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Norwich stadium loudest ever thanks to fake crowd noise

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Carrow Road is the Norwich City football stadium
Hushed: Norwich stadium (Photo: David Dixon under CC BY 2.0)

By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent

Norwich City’s stadium was the noisiest it has ever been today thanks to Sky Sports’ fake crowd noise.

The famously quiet Carrow Road fans are normally silent as they sit through the pain of watching the Canaries.

But because they were barred from attending tonight’s televised game against Southampton, Sky Sports piped in fake crowd noise.

Football supporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “I’ve never heard so much noise at a Norwich City game before.

“They should keep the real fans away all the time as there was far more atmosphere today.”

Football fans are currently not allowed to watch their team because of COVID-19 social distancing rules.

Any viewer choosing the “no crowd noise” option on Sky Sports will have instantly recognised the usual Carrow Road atmosphere.

Norwich lost the game 3-0, virtually guaranteeing relegation after one truly embarrassing season in the Premier League.

Meanwhile, East Anglian giants Ipswich Town finished comfortably in mid-table of their league, with no relegation worries.

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Germans enjoying complete sunbed domination

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German holidaymakers enjoying all the sunbeds
No Brits on sunbeds (Photo: Bengt Nyman under CC BY 2.0)

German holidaymakers say they have now taken complete control over Spain’s sunbeds.

With Brits helplessly stranded back in the UK, the Germans have been able to nab all the hotel pool and beach sunbeds without resistance.

German tourist Lorraine Fischer, 34, said: “Every other time we have come to Ibiza, we had to get up at the crack of dawn and place our towel on all the sunbeds.

“The lazy Brits would wander down at 10am, still drunk from the night before, and have nowhere to sit.

“But this year, there are no British people and we don’t have to rush for the best positions.

“Germany now has complete control over every sunbed in Spain, the Balearics, Portugal and anywhere else we want.

“Victory is ours.”

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Blended learning model to keep social distance in UK schools

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Europe at large has established numerous measures that will allow schools to reopen and stay safe during this coronavirus pandemic.

The UK has already confirmed that schools will be reopening in the next few months. As such, schools must get ready by following the outline provided to them by the authorities.

Blended model explained

The aim of this model is to reduce the time students will spend in schools. It combines classroom attendance and online digital learning. Therefore, teachers will only take students through important topics in class and provide assignments through a digital platform to be completed at home. The government has said that the in-person contact will be minimal between teachers and children.

Although the blended model is meant to reduce the class size since some kids will attend during morning hours while others will attend in the afternoon, schools will still have to look for ways to expand their classrooms to satisfy social distancing requirements.

The need for extra classrooms

In the blended learning model, schools will have a minimal number of students attending classes at a given time. But still, the current classrooms, libraries, and halls will not be sufficient to maintain social distance. Temporary structures must be erected by schools so that student desks can be spread out as per the requirements of the law.

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What others are doing

Some other schools in Europe have already resumed classes. They are all observing social distancing among other measures to curb the spread of COVID-19 in schools.

In Denmark, schools are encouraging pupils to stay socially distanced or in micro-groups in school and during break time and to carry out an hourly hand washing. According to officials, the children have different schedules of arriving at school, and they must be in their assigned zones at all times.

Germany, on the other hand, has sufficiently spaced seating for each student. Pupils went back to school at different times depending on their grades with the seniors beginning first.

Notably, all schools in different parts of Europe agree that a blended learning model is the best way to minimize exposure among children. And this is working perfectly well so far. This is why the UK is certain that it will work in their case as well.

The role of parents in a blended model

To make this approach a success, parents are encouraged to get ready to participate fully. They should make sure that their children are completing the assignments and homework issued through digital platforms. It is also their obligation to protect their children from cyberbullying when they are using tech devices at home to complete their schoolwork.

The final word

The blended learning model is expected to work well in the UK according to the government. But all the above precautions must be fulfilled first. All parties have a role to play. Parents, teachers, and pupils can work together to protect the health of those in their communities.

Boris Johnson plane painting design fury

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Boris Johnson plane paint job anger
Plane anger: Boris Johnson’s plane (jet photo: Laurent Errera via CC BY-SA 2.0)

The Suffolk Gazette has exclusively seen the secret design for Boris Johnson’s controversial £900,000 Government plane paint job.

The expensive respray was already causing anger, but the red, white and blue design is likely to cause a national outcry.

Political watchdog Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Boris Johnson has this ludicrous idea to paint a political statement down the side of the aircraft.

“Nobody is stupid enough to fall for messaging like that.

“It’s a complete waste of money. He could just as easily have added a discreet Union Jack on the tail fin for a few grand.”

However, Downing Street says the new paint job is tremendous way to show Britain off at its best.

“Remember it’s for the Royal Family to use as well,” a spokesman said.

The new slogan: “We send the EU £350 million a week, Let’s fund our NHS instead,” will be painted on the sides of the RAF A330 jet next week.

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Huge tailbacks in Ipswich as Primark reopens

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The A14 outside Ipswich was brought to a standstill today as eager shoppers rushed to visit Primark.

These were the scenes on the busy road as news spread that Primark had reopened for the first time since lockdown began.

Shopping fans who were desperate to buy some cheap underwear and modestly-priced garments were stuck in traffic for many hours.

Ipswich retail analyst Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: “The Government allowed stores to open for the first time today, and Ipswich was very busy.

“There were long queues outside Primark, and the approach roads into town were jam-packed as a result.

“This is a major boost to the retail sector because the High Street needs to recover from the pandemic.”

The news comes after there were similar tailbacks when the McDonalds Drive-Thru reopened.

How the Duke and the Duchess of Cambridge supported their community through the pandemic

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William and Kate (Photo: Tsaiproject under CC BY-SA 2.0)

Rarely do normal people have anything in common with the British Royal Family and their lifestyle, but over the course of the past months, we have all been living the same life of self-isolation, inactivity, and stress.

The COVID-19 pandemic has made us change the way we live our day to day lives, and the Royal Family was no exception, but of course, their quarantine looks a lot more glamorous than just about anyone else’s in the world.

But the Royal Family, Specifically Kate and William along with their three young children have made it a mission to use their voice and resources to help the brits cope with the hardships of a lockdown.

They have been involved with multiple charities that have been reaching out to appropriate organizations and even holding webinars to help bring awareness around the topics that most people will likely overlook when getting into self-isolation or quarantining alone or with family.

One of the most popular posts by the Kensington Palance depicts three young children of William and Kate, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis clapping for the essential workers of Britain. It was a social campaign that has taken over the UK and has become a primary way for regular people to express their gratitude towards NHS and everyone working in the essential services and businesses, keeping the country moving and alive even as the pandemic is raging through.

Britain has officially become the worst-hit country in Europe but over the course of the last couple of weeks, some positive changes have also developed in pandemic statistics.

But apart from the obvious health concerns, there is a lot that has changed while the whole world has been stuck at home. As mentioned by the Duchess of Cambridge during an online conference with one of the charitable organizations, the UK has seen a huge rise in demand for real money casino games online. The brits love their gambling games but it turns out they love it even more when there is pretty much nothing else to do. As people quarantined together or apart, without the option of leaving the house, online entertainment has taken the focal point in keeping people entertained and sane during this quarantine.

Another interesting observation made by Kate Middleton also notes that during the pandemic a lot more people took up drinking again, trying to make the stay-at-home order a bit more tolerable.

The fact that staying inside all day is no easy task is something that the royal family is well aware of. This is why Prince William and The Duchess have introduced a mental health program for the essential workers.

It is hard enough to be living in the constant fear of the pandemic, but when you have to work during these very confusing times in order to make sure that the cities and communities can continue to function, it is even more stressful.

There are hundreds of videos of NHS staff or other essential workers breaking down in the middle of their shifts simply because the pressure and the workload are far too great for any human being to handle, this, of course, will leave a mental scar on many many essential workers which is why Willian and Kate have decided to offer this mental health program that will be free of charge to anyone who is struggling with mental health issues due to their trauma and exhaustion at work.

William and Kate have also been involved with the NHS on a more professional level, even opening a new hospital via virtual message. Prince William was the one who addressed the staff at the opening of the Nightingale Hospital in Birmingham where the Duke of Cambridge yet again expressed his admiration for the NHS and pledges to support thyme through and through as the pandemic starts to calm down and other issues will start to resurface as the result of the aftermath of COVID-19.

Ideal gift for Norwich football fans

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By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent

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Dirty Old Goat marketing guru Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Now any Norwich fan can say they have a cup. We are so kind.”

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Where Donald Trump’s election challenger can get ahead

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As the coronavirus pandemic continues to cause disruption across the world in so many different aspects of life, it’s been easy to forget that there is a US presidential election looming large on the horizon. In many ways, it feels like yesterday that Donald Trump overcame the odds to defeat Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton and take back the White House for the Republican Party.

With Trump’s first term in office now coming to a close, it looks like Joe Biden, who served as vice-president to Barack Obama during his eight years in office, is odds-on to be the Democratic challenger this time around, and the odds on the 2020 US Presidential Election suggest that he may have a better chance than first thought.

If Biden is to overcome Trump, he will need to zero in on the areas in which Trump has caused controversy, and use these flaws in the president’s conduct to further his own bid to win back the White House. Here, we look at a few areas in which Biden could gain an advantage over Trump in the months leading up to the election.

Handling of the pandemic

One of the biggest issues ahead of the election that will inform voters is how Trump has handled the coronavirus crisis that has swept across the globe. With the US sadly posting the highest Covid death toll in the world, Trump has come in for criticism in how he has handled the pandemic, with some believing the president has not taken the virus seriously enough and has not implemented adequate lockdown measures to prevent its spread.

Indeed, Trump has launched various tirades at both China and the World Health Organization (WHO) in light of the virus’ spread, and the president even took the bold recent step of severing the USA’s ties with WHO.

While Biden is unable to have little direct impact on this aspect of election influence, voters who will have been on the fence as to whether to vote for Trump or not may have been swayed against him as a result of the president’s handling of the crisis.

Social media controversy

Another area in which Trump has caused controversy is in his social media presence, particularly his Twitter profile. In recent weeks, Twitter has taken action against the president by including a fact-checking warning message below one of Trumps tweets regarding mail-in ballots, encouraging users to ‘get the facts about mail-in ballots’.

This was followed by Twitter’s decision to hide one of Trump’s tweets, with the social media site claiming that the president had broken Twitter’s rules about glorifying violence by tweeting “when the looting starts, the shooting starts”, in relation to the protests surrounding the death of George Floyd at the hands of Minneapolis police officers.

Biden could use this social media controversy as a way to garner voters, by both highlighting areas where he disagrees with the president, and by presenting a contrasting perspective of himself on his own social media profiles.

Swaying the swing states

Of course, Biden’s main task must be to regain the crucial swing states which handed Trump the victory in 2016. This will require a focused, determined campaign from the 77-year-old, to get ahead in the US politics betting tips and convince voters that he is indeed the man to bring the country forward and heal the divisions which have been so accentuated in the US in recent years.

It’s unclear what the campaign trail will look like this year, given the nature of the coronavirus pandemic, but whatever form it takes, a concerted effort on the part of Biden and his team could lead to a memorable victory come November.