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McDonald’s drive-thru reopens in Ipswich causing traffic chaos

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Queues for the McDonald’s drive-thru in Ipswich (Photo: Lorraine Fisher, 34)

This amazing photo shows Ipswich at a standstill because fast-food giant McDonald’s reopened its drive-thru restaurants.

Our exclusive snap from reader Lorraine Fisher, 34, shows the A14 blocked as desperate motorists tried to get to the McDonald’s in Ravenswood, Ipswich.

It turns out people who are apparently unable to go to work can find the courage to venture out for unnecessary fast food, together with a vital trip to the seaside.

Ms Fisher, 34, said: “I was cycling over a bridge over the A14 when I saw the roads jam-packed with people trying to get to McDonald’s drive-thru.

“The queues reached Felixstowe in one direction and Stowmarket in the other.

“Have these people got nothing better to do? Like staying at home and remaining safe?”

Ipswich police had to close one of the drive-thru’s owing to the long queues.

Resident Steve Walshe said: “It’s madness. But don’t worry, all these people will be self-congratulating themselves while clapping the NHS tonight.”

East Anglia hasn’t witnessed amazing scenes like this since dragons returned to Norfolk’s skies earlier this month (as retweeted by JK Rowling, so it must be true).

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Who didn’t social distance themselves from the fridge?

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As the lockdown trundles on towards the end of May, many people have realised they should have social distanced themselves from the fridge.

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COVID-19 update: Norfolk swimming pools reserve one corner to pee in

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By Ian Bred, Norfolk correspondent

Norfolk has tightened up health and safety by reserving one corner of every public swimming pool for peeing.

The new rules are part of a package of measures to improve public safety and maintain social distances during the coronavirus outbreak.

From next week, the corner in the shallow end opposite the steps will be reserved for those who cannot wait to go to the lavatory.

County council spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: “It’s an effective initiative to preserve the cleanliness of our public pools.

“By asking our customers to pee in just one corner, we will maintain the integrity of the water in the rest of the pool.

“Number twos are still strictly off limits,” she said.

The news will come as a shock to many outside of Norfolk. Most people didn’t know the county had swimming pools.

Steve Walshe, an athlete from Suffolk, said: “I suppose we should not be surprised. With webbed feet, they are bound to make strong swimmers.”

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Daytrippers warned seagulls have evolved since you last went out

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Seagulls have become even more menacing (Photo: suffolkgazette.com)

By Martin Brody

Daytrippers thinking of making a sneaky visit to the coast this weekend is warned that seagulls have become even more menacing since you’ve been in lockdown.

Residents along the Suffolk coast have reported the greedy seagulls have developed predatory shark heads and teeth.

The new strain of seagull is ideally built to steal food from anyone foolish enough to take out a snack in Aldeburgh, Felixstowe, Southwold and Lowestoft.

Ornithologist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “The seagulls have evolved since we have all be shut indoors for the past few months.

“They are now pure killing machines. If one of these new Great White Gulls comes after your chips, you’d better hand them over with no argument.”

The mayor of Aldeburgh, which is twinned with Amity, was keen to play down the threat of the new seagull.

Mayor Steve Walshe said: “As you see, it’s a beautiful day, the beaches are open and daytrippers are having a wonderful time.”

However, some residents now fear the NHS, already under strain from the coronavirus, will be overwhelmed with coastal daytrippers coming in with missing arms and heads.

The bonus lottery betting that could land you a win

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Playing the lottery is a fun tradition that can become an important part of people’s week – a constant source of entertainment and hope that you might earn some extra pocket money.

But of course, the main reason we play the lottery is that we dream of winning it, of seeing our lucky numbers emerge from the spinning tombola, before dancing around our living rooms in rapturous joy and disbelief.

Unfortunately, the chances of actually winning a lottery jackpot are incredibly slim. For most, that dream of landing a big payday remain just that: a dream. It’s the hope that this could be their lucky day that keeps people playing the lottery each week, rather than the expectation that a win could actually be on the cards.

But, the concept of betting on the lottery is one that gives people more ways to get a winning result from the lottery draw. For example, those who play Irish lottery can take part in bonus betting on Paddy Power’s website, which allows for greater chances of winning.

The idea is very simple. You simply choose one or more numbers which you think will be drawn in the lottery. Naturally, the odds increase with the more numbers you predict. Guessing one number will yield odds of 6/1, while guessing five numbers will grant odds of a whopping 130000/1. It’s up to you how much you want to bet. If you’re feeling lucky you might want to place a decent amount on one or two numbers, or if you’re really dreaming big, you might want to stick a quid or two on matching all five numbers.

By taking part in this bonus fun, you’re giving yourself the chance to squeeze every last drop of entertainment out of playing the lottery. The fact that taking part in the lottery is such a staple in many people’s lives means that often the actual fun of participating can be negated after years and years of buying tickets without winning. Placing a bet or two on the lottery can help add a bit of an extra twist to proceedings, and this bonus fun can be enjoyed whether you’ve bought an actual lottery ticket or not.

There is also the fact that betting on the lottery greatly increases your chances of earning some kind of pay-out. Even if you fancy just betting on one ball, you can end up making a small profit on your gameplay, and as a result you’ll get that unique winning feeling that comes when a bet lands.

Moreover, the fact that the amount you stake on your lottery bet is entirely up to you can make betting on the lottery more enjoyable than purchasing a set-price ticket. You might want to keep things simple and bet a pound or two, or you may feel that the stars are aligning and you fancy something a bit more substantial. Of course, always remember to stay within your means, and when the fun stops, stop.

The lottery is a simple and fun part of so many people’s lives, but it can be souped up by adding this extra element of betting to proceedings, which could help you get that W. It goes without saying that the most important thing is to have fun. When it comes to the lottery, in the end all we can do is cross our fingers and hope that our lucky numbers are drawn.

Woman puts house on market so her mum can visit for a viewing

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Lorraine Fisher and her mum Jane
Lorraine Fisher shows her mum around her home

By Ruth Tyler, Property Correspondent

A woman upset that her mother is not allowed to visit has put her home on the market so she can pop round for a viewing instead.

Lorraine Fisher, 34, took the drastic step of putting her £275,000 three-bed-semi on Rightmove so she, at last, can see her mum.

Government lockdown rules mean your parents cannot visit you but estate agents and other people you have never met can wander around your home if it’s on the market.

Lorraine said: “The rules are a little strange. We are not allowed to be in the same house as our parents, but we can allow anyone else in if they want to view it.

“The Government relaxed rules for the housing market, so I put my home up for sale. Every time the estate agent tries to book ina viewing I say it’s not convenient. If he gets an offer anyway, I reject it.

“My mum has been round every day this week to take a look.”

Mum Jane Fisher, 62, added: “Now I get to see my daughter. And if I need to buy a £275,000 semi-detached house in Ipswich, I know where to come.”

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Who were the best Reading FC signings of the decade?

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Reading FC have had a lot of great signings over the past few years with some sticking around and others finding their way to other great teams. With the last decade coming to an end, it can be interesting to look back at who has been on the team over the last 10 years and who has really made a big impact.

In this article, we are going to look at some of the best Reading FC players that have been signed. Keep reading to find out if your favourite player has made our list.

Why Does It Matter?

Apart from the fact that many Royals fans are keen to know more about the players, hearing about the best signings is also useful to those who engage in sports betting. When you know how much a player costs and how much value they bring to the squad, you can make more accurate predictions. If you’ve never tried sports betting before and prefer to bet at a casino.com/uk with Starburst slots, we suggest placing a bet on your favourite team.

Yann Kermorgant

Back in 2016, Yann Kermorgant was signed from AFC Bournemouth for £500,000. At the start, fans might not have been very impressed by the performance put on by this player but over time, he started to really show his worth. In fact, because of Kermorgant and his 19 goals in one season, the Royals were very close to reaching the Premier League back in 2016.

Danny Williams

If you have been a Royals fan for many years, then you’ll remember Danny Williams getting signed back in 2013. This player cost £1.8m when he came from Hoffenheim and he turned into a vital cog in the squad. Many people have suggested that Williams was the engine room on the team, and he brought them all together. This player is known for his strike against Blackburn in 2015 which is often referred to as one of the best ever goals for this team. You can find clips of this online.

Liam Moore

The next Reading FC signing that we believe is one of the best of the decade is Liam Moore who was signed from Leicester City in 2016. This player cost the squad £1m but he has definitely proven that he was worth this initial investment. Moore is an experienced defender and he acts as a leader when he is on the pitch. Moore is well-known for his community work and this only indicates that he is a great player and person.

Ali Al-Habsi

While Ali Al-Habsi only spent two years at the Royals, he certainly made a bit impact. The best part about this is that he was signed on a free in 2015 after he was released by Wigan Athletic. Over the two years that this player was on the squad, he won a few awards including Player of the Season. Many of the players looked up to Al-Habsi and he is sure to be one that is remembered for many years.

Jason Roberts

The final singing to make our list of the best this decade has to go to Jason Roberts. This player first joined the team back in 2012 when he was signed for £500,000. This player was a striker and he was soon seen as one of the main players on the squad. While Roberts ended up retiring after an injury, he scored many goals and put in a good performance for the team.

Final Verdict

As you can see, there have been some impressive signings for the Royals squad over the past few years and the last decade in general. Many of these players have really put their own stamp on the team and have gone on to do great things. Others have stuck around and shown that they are loyal to Reading FC. Now that you know who our top signings are, you can make your own decision. Remember to keep track of new signings as this will help you understand the team a bit better and make informed decisions if you decide to place a bet.

Seagulls declare it safe for you to return to the beach

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Britain’s seagulls have confirmed it is absolutely fine for us to return to the beach.

Tasty takeaway fish and chips await those who can now travel to the coast to enjoy a day out.

Also waiting will be the seagulls who are waiting for everyone to return to the beach.

Seagull Lorraine Fisher, 34 in large bird years, explained: “We’ve had to search for proper seagull food over the past few months because all the chips disappeared.

“We wholeheartedly support the Government’s decree that people can now drive somewhere nice for a walk.

Which places people should return to the beach

“Well, it’s really nice in Felixstowe, Aldeburgh, Southwold and Lowestoft.

“They have good chip shops, too, should you get hungry. Which you surely will.”

She admitted that if you were to accidentally drop a chip, somewhere close to a passing seagull, it might ask if you wouldn’t mind letting it eat it.