Narcissistic Cockatoo crowned ‘most glamorous’ in online pet pageant, immediately demands red carpet
Disgruntled chicken & gravy pie ruins Suffolk bachelor’s dinner
Claw and Order: Ipswich Co-op deploys moggie to tackle shoplifters
Centenary party planned for ‘Thatcher the Scratcher’
Sci-Fi in suburbia: Cyberman’s Tesco trip baffles Ipswich commuters
Possessed washing machine sends Suffolk man to hospital with heart attack
Air Farce: Iran scrambles toy aircraft in response to Israeli strikes
Bearly Recognisable: 70s icon Bungle falls on hard times
Couple’s Alpine birdwatching goes pear-shaped
Gammons warned: Too many British holidaymakers could obstruct migrant landings
Jersey Cop Jim Bergerac Murdered on TV
‘Miracle of seat 11A’ sparks booking frenzy at Suffolk Airlines
Nestlé gives customers the Toffee Finger as Xmas Quality Street tub shrinks again
Bovaer cattle food supplement’s bull-oon side effect
A load of baubles: Londoners unimpressed by ‘scrawny’ Trafalgar Square Xmas tree
Refund for Mince Pie connoisseur who ‘can’t taste the difference’
AI Baby Generator confirms Keir Starmer as love child of Stalin and Mao
Petition against Mrs Brown’s Boys Xmas Special hits million mark
Choccy shopper Chris Rea in chock-a-blocker shocker
Ageing Coventry City fans get shirty at annual gathering
‘Cowboy’ Starmer’s dodgy rebuild on verge of collapse
