Nigel Farage Accused of Racism, Responds with a Power Nap
Try that again! Fake asylum seeker tackled by Rugby Star
Half-Term plans in deep water as “Swim in Poo” sign appears in Bury St Edmunds
Row, row, row your woke: Oxbridge floats migrant boat race idea
Sacre Bleu! France Declares War on ‘Allo ‘Allo
King sues cowboy builders over ‘terribly wonky’ balcony repair
Miracle in Marbella: Suffolk man spots Jesus in sliders
Heinz releases the hostages (with beans)
Gaza awaits ‘rainbow warrior’ Greta Thunberg’s aid mission
Greta Thunberg Freedom Flotilla intercepted by Israel immediately accepts food from IDF
Narcissistic Cockatoo crowned ‘most glamorous’ in online pet pageant, immediately demands red carpet
Disgruntled chicken & gravy pie ruins Suffolk bachelor’s dinner
Claw and Order: Ipswich Co-op deploys moggie to tackle shoplifters
Centenary party planned for ‘Thatcher the Scratcher’
Sci-Fi in suburbia: Cyberman’s Tesco trip baffles Ipswich commuters
Possessed washing machine sends Suffolk man to hospital with heart attack
Air Farce: Iran scrambles toy aircraft in response to Israeli strikes
Bearly Recognisable: 70s icon Bungle falls on hard times
Couple’s Alpine birdwatching goes pear-shaped
Gammons warned: Too many British holidaymakers could obstruct migrant landings
Jersey Cop Jim Bergerac Murdered on TV
