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Give elephants guns to stop poaching, says Donald Trump
Donald Trump says poaching will stop overnight once all elephants are given guns to defend themselves. He revealed...
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School bans traditional short-back-and-sides haircut to stop bullies
A Suffolk school has banned the traditional short-back-and-sides haircut – because pupils are being bullied for being “square”...
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KFC shortage: Starving African kids send love and prayers
Starving children in Africa have sent their love and prayers to Britain where parents are struggling to cope...
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Next girl to be shot in a US school massacre applauds politicians
A little girl who is destined to be shot dead in America’s next school massacre has applauded politicians...
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Oxfam prostitute scandal deepens
By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent The Oxfam prostitute scandal is worse than first feared, we can reveal. An...
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Potholes re-branded as speed holes to save traffic-calming costs
No more speed bumps will be built after canny councils realised they could leave potholes to slow down...
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Using new ginger-haired emoji with sun symbol overheats your phone
Your mobile phone heats up and dies if you use the new ginger-haired emoji alongside the symbol for...
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Police seize incestuous Norfolk Valentine’s Day cards
By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent Police have seized a huge consignment of vile Valentine’s Day cards designed specifically...
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Cheddar Man looks like everyone from Norfolk
By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent There was widespread confusion today when it emerged that Cheddar Man looks like...
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Norfolk women allowed to vote for the first time
By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent Women in Norfolk have finally won the right to vote in their parish...
