Ipswich woman bathes in blended Pringles for skincare benefits.
By Our Consumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs
IPSWICH, SUFFOLK — A local woman has sparked intense debate within the culinary and skincare communities after revealing her daily routine of bathing entirely in Pringles potato crisps.
Brenda Crisp, 27, of Ipswich, claims the practice has significantly improved both her mental well-being and her skin texture, despite a complete lack of endorsement from medical professionals or the product’s manufacturer.
Ms Crisp’s bathroom is dedicated to dry-snack immersion. Rather than using water, she fills her tub with an estimated 45 to 50 standard-sized canisters per session. A self-described “crisp mixologist”, she blends various seasoned varieties to achieve specific aromatic profiles.
“The sour cream and onion provides deep, savoury, comforting base notes,” Crisp stated in a press interview. “But if I am feeling sluggish on a Tuesday morning, I will toss in two cans of Texas BBQ sauce flavour to really invigorate the senses and provide a smoky, wood-fired aura for the rest of the day.”
Bath salt
In addition to full-body immersion, Crisp has integrated the hyper-processed potato snack into her facial regimen. To combat morning puffiness and dark circles, she places two unbroken, hyperbolic paraboloid-shaped crisps over her eyes, substituting them for traditional cucumber slices. According to Crisp, the unique curvature of the snack conforms perfectly to the human orbital socket, while the light dusting of salt and monosodium glutamate provides an “unmatched tingling exfoliation”.
Local dermatologists have largely condemned the routine, citing risks of severe dehydration and acute sodium buildup on the epidermis. However, Crisp remains undeterred, noting that the hardest part of the routine is resisting the urge to eat the bath contents. She is currently campaigning for the snack brand to release a line of bath-salt-scented crisps ahead of the summer season.
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