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NASA says probe found signs of intelligent life in Norfolk

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NASA says space probe SpaceX spotted signs of intelligent life in Norfolk

Boffins have revealed the SpaceX probe spotted signs of intelligent life in Norfolk.

Scientists and historians have long believed nothing remotely intelligent inhabits the remote county.

But they now confirm the SpaceX probe unearthed evidence of living activity in Norfolk soon after it was launched last month.

Space programme official Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained SpaceX’s powerful camera technology and sensors picked up strange movements from the East Anglian backwater.

“There were faint detections of electro magnetic forces and heat, which we now believe were caused by a human being’s two brain cells rubbing together.

“This is really quite an incredible discovery, as nobody believed anything loped around north of the Suffolk border.”

While extraordinary news, it has alarmed some in North Suffolk, who do not want these new-found simpletons coming anywhere near them.

“Call me a wurrygut,” explained Steve Walshe of Halesworth, “but I don’t want no Norfolk furreners coming here.”

Top slot games developers in 2020

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Top slot games developers in 2020
Starburst slot game

The online slots market is continually growing with each passing year with some of the best online slots being released almost every other month.

This can be attributed to the growing number of software providers. Today there are thousands of online casino games from a plethora of online games software developers.

Most of these are worth your time while others are not. To help you navigate through the long list of online slot developers with their games available at starslots.com, we will review some of the best ones in this article.

How do you decide which is the best software?

When evaluating casino gaming software developers, there are a few things that you need to look at. Most of the developers look fantastic but not all offer quality software.

Variety and quality of games

For software providers to appeal to an online casino and players, they must have a wide collection of games. A developer that releases regular slots and jackpot slots and table games are more valuable to a casino than one that focuses on one type of game. They must also be able to provide quality games especially if they choose to concentrate on slots.

Mobile compatibility

In recent years, mobile gaming has become a business with more players opting to play on their mobile devices over desktops. A good developer should be able to develop games using HTML5 technology. This ensures that the game can be played on any mobile platform.

List of top slot game developers

Net Entertainment

NetEnt offers the best games in terms of gameplay and graphics. You will find most of their video slots online at any leading betting sites.

The Scandinavian gambling company has been producing casino games for more than two decades. The company has quickly built itself to become a global player in online gaming. Initially, NetEnt started as a slots manufacturer but later branched out to offer table games and full back-end software for online casinos and mobile gaming.

NetEnt hold licenses from Malta, Gibraltar and the UK.  Most recently, they acquired a license to supply some of their back catalog in New Jersey.

You can play hundreds of free online slots from NetEnt at most online casinos. You can place bets of simple stakes of just 0.01 per line. When it comes to bonus features, NetEnt leads the way. They offer free spins¸ progressive jackpots, and shifting wilds.

Some top slots by NetEnt include:

·         Gonzo’s Quest
·         Starburst
·         Jack Hammer

Playtech

Playtech is an established gaming software provider for both mobile and online platforms. The company was developed in 1999 and started out developing multimedia and software. It then launches its first online casino two years later and later on founded one of the world’s largest online poker networks. 

It later started developing slots, bingo, and casino games.  10 years after its launch, Playtech had already signed its first software license with William Hill casino. Other contracts followed with major land-based clients as well as big brand deals with Marvel. Early this year (2020), the company signed a deal with DC to produce comic-themed games.

Their slot machines offer reliable software, excellent bonus features, and great RTPs. Whether you lobe progressive jackpots or free spins, you will find interesting features in Playtech online slots.

Some top slots by Playtech include:

·         King Kong
·         Bonus Bears
·         Gladiator

Microgaming

Microgaming was one of the first software providers in the online gaming market.  The company developed its first online casino software in 1994 and has built a reputation for sleek, reliable games and slots since then.

The company now boasts a portfolio of more than 850 games and slots. Many online casinos exclusively feature Microgaming titles in their catalog. Currently, there are over 350 mobile slots from this developer. With such a wide choice, players can choose from classic 3-reel and 5-reel 3D slots or progressive slots. They also offer free slots that you can play if you are not ready to dip into your bankroll.

Each year, Microgaming releases 10-20 new games and most of them end up on many players’ favorite lists.

Some of the top slots from Microgaming include:

·         Jurassic Park
·         Game of Thrones
·         Mega Moolah
·         Thunderstruck

RealTime Gaming

RealTime Gaming was launched in 1998 and has quickly built itself as a major developer of online table games and slots. The company started out in Georgia but later moved its operations to Costa Rica in the early 2000s. The ‘Real Series’ of the RealTime Gaming free online slots made the firm one of the most popular providers in the USA and has since then branched out into roulette and blackjack. Today RTG is one of the biggest software providers out there in 2020.

Slots machines by RealTime Gaming may not be known for the best graphics, but they are easy to play and offer huge prizes. They have progressive slot machines that boast huge progressives and tiered jackpots that reward different types of rollers. The slots enjoy a steady flow of players, which means that the jackpots reach six figures and sometimes higher. If you are lucky enough, you can walk home with a life-changing amount of money.

Some top-rated slots from RealTime Gaming include:

·         Crazy Vegas
·         Aztec’s Millions
·         Hillbillies

International Game Technology (IGT)

International Game Technology (IGT) has risen from a small video poker developer in the early 80s to become one of the world’s largest casino software providers. Within a short time, the firm has cornered the video gaming market in Nevada by introducing the Megabucks video slot. This was the first progressive jackpot machine in the world which saw it being linked across multiple casinos. It also gave out world record prizes in millions. Since then, the company has expanded to other jurisdictions including Europe and the UK.

When it comes to slots, IGT has been producing them for decades now. The games can be played on a desktop or mobile device. These games can be played instantly on your browser or you can download the software. You will also find that most of the online titles from this developer are similar to the land-based titles.

Some top IGT games include:

·         Sherlock Holmes
·         Family Guy
·         Star Trek
·         Lobstermania 2
·         Wheel of Fortune

Norwich stadium loudest ever thanks to fake crowd noise

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Norwich stadium loudest ever thanks to fake crowd noise
Carrow Road is the Norwich City football stadium
Hushed: Norwich stadium (Photo: David Dixon under CC BY 2.0)

By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent

Norwich City’s stadium was the noisiest it has ever been today thanks to Sky Sports’ fake crowd noise.

The famously quiet Carrow Road fans are normally silent as they sit through the pain of watching the Canaries.

But because they were barred from attending tonight’s televised game against Southampton, Sky Sports piped in fake crowd noise.

Football supporter Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “I’ve never heard so much noise at a Norwich City game before.

“They should keep the real fans away all the time as there was far more atmosphere today.”

Football fans are currently not allowed to watch their team because of COVID-19 social distancing rules.

Any viewer choosing the “no crowd noise” option on Sky Sports will have instantly recognised the usual Carrow Road atmosphere.

Norwich lost the game 3-0, virtually guaranteeing relegation after one truly embarrassing season in the Premier League.

Meanwhile, East Anglian giants Ipswich Town finished comfortably in mid-table of their league, with no relegation worries.

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Germans enjoying complete sunbed domination

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German holidaymakers enjoying all the sunbeds
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German holidaymakers say they have now taken complete control over Spain’s sunbeds.

With Brits helplessly stranded back in the UK, the Germans have been able to nab all the hotel pool and beach sunbeds without resistance.

German tourist Lorraine Fischer, 34, said: “Every other time we have come to Ibiza, we had to get up at the crack of dawn and place our towel on all the sunbeds.

“The lazy Brits would wander down at 10am, still drunk from the night before, and have nowhere to sit.

“But this year, there are no British people and we don’t have to rush for the best positions.

“Germany now has complete control over every sunbed in Spain, the Balearics, Portugal and anywhere else we want.

“Victory is ours.”

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Blended learning model to keep social distance in UK schools

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Blended learning model to keep social distance in UK schools

Europe at large has established numerous measures that will allow schools to reopen and stay safe during this coronavirus pandemic.

The UK has already confirmed that schools will be reopening in the next few months. As such, schools must get ready by following the outline provided to them by the authorities.

Blended model explained

The aim of this model is to reduce the time students will spend in schools. It combines classroom attendance and online digital learning. Therefore, teachers will only take students through important topics in class and provide assignments through a digital platform to be completed at home. The government has said that the in-person contact will be minimal between teachers and children.

Although the blended model is meant to reduce the class size since some kids will attend during morning hours while others will attend in the afternoon, schools will still have to look for ways to expand their classrooms to satisfy social distancing requirements.

The need for extra classrooms

In the blended learning model, schools will have a minimal number of students attending classes at a given time. But still, the current classrooms, libraries, and halls will not be sufficient to maintain social distance. Temporary structures must be erected by schools so that student desks can be spread out as per the requirements of the law.

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What others are doing

Some other schools in Europe have already resumed classes. They are all observing social distancing among other measures to curb the spread of COVID-19 in schools.

In Denmark, schools are encouraging pupils to stay socially distanced or in micro-groups in school and during break time and to carry out an hourly hand washing. According to officials, the children have different schedules of arriving at school, and they must be in their assigned zones at all times.

Germany, on the other hand, has sufficiently spaced seating for each student. Pupils went back to school at different times depending on their grades with the seniors beginning first.

Notably, all schools in different parts of Europe agree that a blended learning model is the best way to minimize exposure among children. And this is working perfectly well so far. This is why the UK is certain that it will work in their case as well.

The role of parents in a blended model

To make this approach a success, parents are encouraged to get ready to participate fully. They should make sure that their children are completing the assignments and homework issued through digital platforms. It is also their obligation to protect their children from cyberbullying when they are using tech devices at home to complete their schoolwork.

The final word

The blended learning model is expected to work well in the UK according to the government. But all the above precautions must be fulfilled first. All parties have a role to play. Parents, teachers, and pupils can work together to protect the health of those in their communities.

Boris Johnson plane painting design fury

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Plane anger: Boris Johnson’s plane (jet photo: Laurent Errera via CC BY-SA 2.0)

The Suffolk Gazette has exclusively seen the secret design for Boris Johnson’s controversial £900,000 Government plane paint job.

The expensive respray was already causing anger, but the red, white and blue design is likely to cause a national outcry.

Political watchdog Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Boris Johnson has this ludicrous idea to paint a political statement down the side of the aircraft.

“Nobody is stupid enough to fall for messaging like that.

“It’s a complete waste of money. He could just as easily have added a discreet Union Jack on the tail fin for a few grand.”

However, Downing Street says the new paint job is tremendous way to show Britain off at its best.

“Remember it’s for the Royal Family to use as well,” a spokesman said.

The new slogan: “We send the EU £350 million a week, Let’s fund our NHS instead,” will be painted on the sides of the RAF A330 jet next week.

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Huge tailbacks in Ipswich as Primark reopens

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Huge tailbacks in Ipswich as Primark reopens

The A14 outside Ipswich was brought to a standstill today as eager shoppers rushed to visit Primark.

These were the scenes on the busy road as news spread that Primark had reopened for the first time since lockdown began.

Shopping fans who were desperate to buy some cheap underwear and modestly-priced garments were stuck in traffic for many hours.

Ipswich retail analyst Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: “The Government allowed stores to open for the first time today, and Ipswich was very busy.

“There were long queues outside Primark, and the approach roads into town were jam-packed as a result.

“This is a major boost to the retail sector because the High Street needs to recover from the pandemic.”

The news comes after there were similar tailbacks when the McDonalds Drive-Thru reopened.

How the Duke and the Duchess of Cambridge supported their community through the pandemic

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William and Kate (Photo: Tsaiproject under CC BY-SA 2.0)

Rarely do normal people have anything in common with the British Royal Family and their lifestyle, but over the course of the past months, we have all been living the same life of self-isolation, inactivity, and stress.

The COVID-19 pandemic has made us change the way we live our day to day lives, and the Royal Family was no exception, but of course, their quarantine looks a lot more glamorous than just about anyone else’s in the world.

But the Royal Family, Specifically Kate and William along with their three young children have made it a mission to use their voice and resources to help the brits cope with the hardships of a lockdown.

They have been involved with multiple charities that have been reaching out to appropriate organizations and even holding webinars to help bring awareness around the topics that most people will likely overlook when getting into self-isolation or quarantining alone or with family.

One of the most popular posts by the Kensington Palance depicts three young children of William and Kate, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis clapping for the essential workers of Britain. It was a social campaign that has taken over the UK and has become a primary way for regular people to express their gratitude towards NHS and everyone working in the essential services and businesses, keeping the country moving and alive even as the pandemic is raging through.

Britain has officially become the worst-hit country in Europe but over the course of the last couple of weeks, some positive changes have also developed in pandemic statistics.

But apart from the obvious health concerns, there is a lot that has changed while the whole world has been stuck at home. As mentioned by the Duchess of Cambridge during an online conference with one of the charitable organizations, the UK has seen a huge rise in demand for real money casino games online. The brits love their gambling games but it turns out they love it even more when there is pretty much nothing else to do. As people quarantined together or apart, without the option of leaving the house, online entertainment has taken the focal point in keeping people entertained and sane during this quarantine.

Another interesting observation made by Kate Middleton also notes that during the pandemic a lot more people took up drinking again, trying to make the stay-at-home order a bit more tolerable.

The fact that staying inside all day is no easy task is something that the royal family is well aware of. This is why Prince William and The Duchess have introduced a mental health program for the essential workers.

It is hard enough to be living in the constant fear of the pandemic, but when you have to work during these very confusing times in order to make sure that the cities and communities can continue to function, it is even more stressful.

There are hundreds of videos of NHS staff or other essential workers breaking down in the middle of their shifts simply because the pressure and the workload are far too great for any human being to handle, this, of course, will leave a mental scar on many many essential workers which is why Willian and Kate have decided to offer this mental health program that will be free of charge to anyone who is struggling with mental health issues due to their trauma and exhaustion at work.

William and Kate have also been involved with the NHS on a more professional level, even opening a new hospital via virtual message. Prince William was the one who addressed the staff at the opening of the Nightingale Hospital in Birmingham where the Duke of Cambridge yet again expressed his admiration for the NHS and pledges to support thyme through and through as the pandemic starts to calm down and other issues will start to resurface as the result of the aftermath of COVID-19.

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