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Joe Biden carefully files away Donald Trump’s policies

Joe Biden files Donald Trump's executive orders

President Joe Biden spent his first few hours in the Oval Office, carefully filing all of Donald Trump’s policies.

After sitting down in the Whitehouse, at the world’s most famous desk, he ordered all of his predecessors executive orders be placed in safe keeping.

Whereupon, a big truck arrived, and all the Trump paperwork was loaded into the back.

The driver was then instructed to take the load to a very large field outside of Washington, where it was carefully tipped out.

President Biden spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “There was a mountain of Trump executive orders and paperwork that had to be sorted so President Biden had room to work.

“The paperwork was President Trump’s legacy after four years in office, and it deserved to go somewhere useful.

“A landfill site just outside Washington seems appropriate.”

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