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Rich Ricci’s best chances of victory at this year’s Cheltenham Festival

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The pink and green polka dot silks of Rich Ricci have become somewhat iconic at the Cheltenham Festival over the course of the last few years. Punters have fallen in love with the likes of Faugheen, Annie Power, Vroum Vroum Mag and Douvan due to their performances at the Prestbury Park meeting, and the colours are now donned by thousands in the concourses of the Cotswolds venue.

Of course, given the calibre of the horses under his ownership, and the hard work put in by top trainer Willie Mullins at the stables, it’s no surprise that the pink and green polka dot colours are no stranger to the Prestbury Park winners enclosure.

In 2016, the American owner pocketed almost £400,000 in winnings on the opening day of the Festival, whilst the bookmakers recorded almost £10million in loses after three of his horses romped over the line in first place.

That’s why punters are often on the lookout for Ricci’s horses when the Cheltenham racecards are revealed, and to save you scouring the internet or the newspapers, we have put together this guide to his best chances of victory at this year’s Festival. Read on to find out more!

Monkfish – Festival Novices’ Chase

There’s hope amongst the Ricci camp that Monkfish can go on to become a Gold Cup-winning horse, and the upcoming Festival Novices’ Chase, where Monkfish is considered as the favourite if you’re interested in betting on Cheltenham, will be a true test of the seven-year-old’s mettle. Several winners of the day-two Grade 1 race have gone on to win the Festival showpiece, and should Monkfish prevail on his favourite status in the Festival Novices’ Chase, then next year (or in the years to come) he could be the key to landing Ricci his first Gold Cup triumph.

Chacun Pour Soi – Queen Mother Champion Chase

Chacun Pour Soi was tipped to have a dream Cheltenham Festival debut last year, as he was amongst the market leaders for the Queen Mother Champion Chase. However, an injury subsequently ruled him out of the meeting. But he has bounced back since then, winning rather comfortably in Cork and landing the Grade 1 Paddy’s Rewards Club Chase at Leopardstown in the back end of last year, and he has once again been named the market leader for this year’s Queen Mother.

Min – Ryanair Chase

There was a sigh of relief around Prestbury Park last year as Min finally landed his maiden Cheltenham Festival victory in the Ryanair Chase, albeit by a neck. Not often is a Ricci horse left in the shadows, but year-after-year Altior proved too good for Min. Last year, however, the 10-year-old was released from those shackles, and he showed his class by winning the Ryanair Chase. After another Grade 1 victory in Punchestown, the horse racing tips have Min to defend his title this year.

Benie Des Dieux – Mrs Paddy Power Mares’ Chase

Benie Des Dieux is another horse who hasn’t had the best of luck in the Cotswolds. The 10-year-old won the Grade 1 Mares’ Hurdle in 2018 but fell at the last hurdle when well in the lead on the defence of her crown in 2019 and was beaten by Honeysuckle in an attempt to regain the Mares’ Hurdle last year. This year, Benie Des Dieux is expected to sway clear of the unbeaten Honeysuckle in the Mares’ Hurdle and instead go for the Mrs Paddy Power Mares Chase, where she is the 5/1 favourite.

Old man waiting for the pub to reopen

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As Britain waits for the pubs to open again, one old man has taken to sitting patiently at the bar.

Mr Bernie Sanders, 79, has been waiting to get served in the Greyhound pub in Ipswich since it closed at Christmas owing to lockdown restrictions.

Bernie Sanders in the pub
Bernie Sanders in the Greyhound

The pensioner is a big fan of the pub, which just happens to be the official corporate headquarters of the Suffolk Gazette.

Bernie, of Vermont Close in Ipswich, is prepared to stick with his vigil for as long as it takes.

Wearing a smart brown-but-oversized parka jacket and some pretty, hand-knitted mittens, he said: “I just want a pint, for Christ’s sake.”

Pub landlord Dan Lightfoot explained: “Normally we have lightning-quick service but Mr Sanders might have to wait a month or two longer for his beer.”

Pub regular Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Bernie is a sweet old man. A bit eccentric, perhaps – he seems to think he should be President of the United States.

“But he has great stories to tell about the old days when Ipswich Town used to win football matches.”

Bernie misses his poker games with his mates but is hoping the WSOP schedule for Las Vegas is released soon, as he plans to play in the seniors event.

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Australia wants to be ruled by Britain again

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EXCLUSIVE
By Bruce Patterson, Diplomatic Correspondent

Australians have finally admitted that they would prefer to live under British rule, a major study has found.

They acknowledged that they wished Captain James Cook’s “discovery” of the country’s Eastern coast in 1770, which put a spanner in the works of the Dutch imperialistic plans, had led to long-term British colonial control.

The study by Professor Steven Gruber, who is on secondment at the University of Sydney from Suffolk in the UK, was commissioned by Australian officials following reports of a growing affection towards Britain and her people.

“The Aussies come across as brash and uncouth,” Professor Gruber told the Suffolk Gazette in an exclusive Skype call during Australia Day 2021.

“But really this is covering up for the fact they are softies at heart who long for the values and protection afforded by Great Britain.”

His university team sent out a detailed questionnaire to nearly 300,000 households across Australia to get a proper insight into the country’s beliefs, and only now have the results have been evaluated.

“I can confirm that, in fact, it is only the noisy minority who want Australia to remain independent. The rest of the country drink too much and swear a lot to try to fit in, but they find it all unbearable. They want instead to be able to speak proper English and drink tea, not weak lager.

“We also found most people here hate Australian rules football, preferring the proper game which was invented in England. Controversially, most secretly admire the English cricket team as well.”

 

sydneyVision: Sydney could soon become a British town

 

It is thought Australian premier Scott Morrison will call for further consultation following the study’s official release next Monday.

But British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has already been informed of the results and has spoken to his military advisors to explore the possibility of sending a naval armada to “visit” Australia this summer.

Downing Street insider Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Mr Johnson thinks embracing Australia as part of a rejuvenated British Empire will play very well at home. Those noisy Aussies have had it their way for far too long – and now we have proof that the silent minority wants a change.

“The Prime Minister wants to welcome Australia back into the sheltering arms of the UK – so long as they keep their spiders and snakes down there.”

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Chelsea to name Paul Lambert as new manager

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Roman Abramovich is in talks with Ipswich Town about taking Paul Lambert to be his new manager at Chelsea.

Chelsea are impressed with the Ipswich boss’ record since taking over at Portman Road and see him as an ideal replacement for Frank Lampard.

Lampard was sacked today with the London club in ninth position in the Premier League, after finishing fourth last season.

Meanwhile, Lambert has guided Ipswich to League One survival yet again, with the once giant of European football sitting in ninth place in English football’s third tier.

The Scot failed to keep Ipswich in the Championship when he joined in 2018. Despite being favourites for an instant return, the Suffolk club ended last season in a dismal 11th place.

With this season being equally uninspiring, the fans are calling for Lambert’s head. Even the sleepy local paper (not the loyal Suffolk Gazette, course) has now called on Ipswich owner Marcus Evans to sack him.

However, it now seems clear Evans has kept hold of Lambert this long so that he can claim compensation from Chelsea.

Chelsea insider Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Lampard had to go, and when we found out Paul Lambert was under pressure at Ipswich, the decision was easy.

“He told us in secret calls that he’s played at big clubs, and it’s nae normal that Ipswich are unhappy with him.”

Despite success at Norwich, Lambert has been unlucky not to do well at other clubs, including Wolves, Aston Villa, Stoke and Blackburn.

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Haggis herd colonises Suffolk, ravages crops

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The traditional ginger and black Scottish haggis is on the loose in Suffolk

 

Exclusive
By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern)

A herd of haggis has colonised an area of north Suffolk after being accidentally released into the countryside.

The small furry rodents are normally kept in battery farming conditions in Scotland, bred for the dinner plates of Scotsmen celebrating Burns night every January 25.

But five of the animals escaped from their pen during a rare breeds show at Fressingfield village hall last Autumn, scurrying off into the fields before they could be caught. With each female haggis capable of giving birth to 200 cubs each year, experts fear the herd now totals over 600 animals.

Escaped Haggis

The haggis are not a danger to humans, although they could give a nasty nip if cornered, but farmers are fearful for their crops if the population is not brought under control.

Haggis’ favourite food is carrot and turnip – and the Suffolk Gazette agriculture bureau has already had calls from two farmers affected.

Jack Jarvis, 42, who farms just outside Stradbroke, told us he lost an entire field of carrots to the hungry haggis.

“At first I thought I must have had a load of rabbits, but when we sent off some droppings to the labs at the National Farmers’ Union, they confirmed we had a haggis problem.”

The NFU is now calling for urgent action to trap the haggis and return them to Scotland before entire areas of Suffolk become infested and vegetable crops are wiped out.

Haggis are no larger than a rabbit, and their long bushy hair gives them the appearance of a guinea pig. They have sharp claws which they use to dig out carrots or turnips from the fields, leaving tell-tale holes in the earth behind them.They are not normally spotted by humans as they prefer to operate at night, but their loud squeaking call can now often be heard around the north Suffolk area.

Lorraine McFisher, 34, a spokesman for Scottish haggis production farm Hootsman, said: “We can confirm we lost five of our stock at a show in Suffolk. We did not expect them to survive in the wild, but it appears they have thrived in the local countryside and there is now something of a problem.

“We will assist in any way we can, and will be sending a consignment of turnip traps, which are the best way to catch them. Meanwhile, if any locals managed to grab one, we will be happy to pass on one of our fine recipes, free of charge.”

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World’s smallest Travelodge comes to Suffolk

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The world’s smallest Travelodge is being built in Suffolk, it has been confirmed.

With just six bedrooms, the tiny hotel will provide basic overnight accommodation for visitors just outside Bury St Edmunds.

The ground floor will contain the reception area and a desk for a toaster and coffee machine, while the six bedrooms will be squeezed into three tiny floors above.

An insider at the popular bargain hotel chain said: “We like to keep costs as low as possible for our guests.

“In the case of our new Bury St Edmunds hotel in Suffolk, we decided to keep things as minimalist as possible.

“There will be no fancy extras, and we are testing a whole new hotel accommodation model by building the site with just six bedrooms, each with a tiny shower and loo.

“If we cannot achieve something approaching 100 percent occupancy rates here then we may as well pack it all in and go home.”

However, some holidaymakers in Suffolk are questioning how good the new Travelodge will be.

Lorraine Fisher, 34, who stays regularly in Bury St Edmunds hotels, said: “I have heard of boutique hotels, but this new offering seems to be taking small to the extreme.

“They say it will be the world’s smallest Travelodge, but it could actually be the world’s smallest hotel, full stop!”

Bury St Edmunds is also home to Britain’s smallest pub, The Nutshell – while nearby Newmarket, home to flat racing, has some of the world’s smallest people.

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Everything you should know about no wagering casinos

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PC retires after making no arrests in 32 years

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EXCLUSIVE
By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent

A Suffolk policeman has retired without having made a single arrest in 32 years of service.

PC John Studley was a familiar figure on the streets of Lavenham, a sleepy medieval town with a near-zero crime rate.

The most trouble he ever faced was when an elderly resident had too much to drink and shouted a rude word at a pub landlord.

“I had a quiet chat with him,” said PC Studley, “and he soon went home quietly so no further action was necessary.

“That was 18 years ago and the closest I ever came to having to arrest anyone.”

Speaking after his retirement party, the friendly bobby said nothing much went on in Lavenham, and his presence there was more for reassurance than necessity.

“Some parts of Suffolk do have crime problems, but Lavenham is very quiet.

“They only recently got internet here, so modern crime is a long way off.”

He said that despite the lack of “action”, he had still enjoyed pounding the streets, helping elderly ladies across the road, and directing traffic.

Because of the lack of crime, Lavenham is not one of the town’s taking delivery of a 1970s Ford Cortina patrol car as part of the Suffolk Police Operation Sweeney initiative.

It is also believed that Suffolk Police will not be replacing PC Studley following his retirement.

Local resident Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “He must have been bored stiff.

“But I did once see him chasing a paper bag down the street.”

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