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Suffolk Gazette now on YouTube, subscribe now

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Suffolk Gazette now on YouTube, subscribe now

Your favourite accurate local newspaper now has its own channel on YouTube, where some of our famous stories are portrayed in video form.

Visit the Suffolk Gazette YouTube Channel and see what’s going on. And remember to hit subscribe and the little bell so you are notified whenever we upload something new.

Obviously, we continue to publish here as usual. The videos are just something new to refresh some old classics and introduce them to a new, appreciative audience.

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Here are a couple of the first to be added to video. Firstly, Realistic County of Suffolk Map…

Then, the blind footballers and the morris men…

And we also have the police Apache helicopter blowing up the vicarage…

Lorraine Fisher, 34, has not yet appeared on video. Perhaps she will one day? Please like, comment and share the videos to help us get the channel growing.

How to deposit in an online casino wisely

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How to deposit in an online casino wisely
baccarat casino game

In recent years, there has been a surge in the number of online gambling sites. Most of the sites that you’ll find employ attractive features to inspire gamblers to stay with them in the long run. Before selecting an online gambling site, you need to do extensive research.

Believing everything you see will end up wasting your time and hard-earned money in the long run. When choosing a casino, some of the things that you should focus on include the licenses, game variety, bonus offers, promotions, customer service, and deposit methods. In this article, we are going to focus on online casino deposit and how you can do it safely and wisely. Let’s get started!

Deposit methods

For most gamblers who want to shift from land-based casinos to the digital world, depositing money into their casino accounts is one of the most daunting prospects. Beginners often wonder what deposit options are available and whether it is okay to share their personal and financial information. Plus, they don’t know what to expect in case issues arise while they are depositing money.

The best thing about depositing money online is it isn’t different from shopping online or making any online transaction that you are conversant with. While every casino real money site is different, you’ll always find a way to get money into your account safely without having to struggle.

Debit cards and credit cards

When making online purchases, debit and credit cards are the most famous payment options in our modern world today. Therefore, it shouldn’t surprise you that they are the most widely used deposit methods.

When it comes to brand, MasterCard and Visa have taken over the world including the gambling industry. You’ll find that some sites accept cards like American Express. However, they are not common. The main issue that most debit and credit card owners face is whether their cards will be accepted or transaction processed.

Since MasterCard and Visa cards are usually issued by thousands of financial institutions around the world, you’ll have an easy time making real money casino deposit and buying things online. The policies of financial institutions vary. Therefore, some sites might accept your card or reject it. This is an issue that every card owner experiences particularly in the United States.

Acceptance rates are always fluctuating. However, banks are trying to put in place an effective system to categorize casino zodiac online transactions. This doesn’t mean that you should avoid using debit cards and credit cards. But, you should do extensive research before applying for a particular card.

E-wallets

Another great way that most Zodiac casino gamblers use to perform transactions on the internet is by using e-wallets. According to Zodiac casino review, e-wallet sites are places that allow Canada casinos to receive money and players to spend easily or transfer money to your bank.

One zodiac casino advantage is that it helps users save transaction costs because they won’t have to make withdrawals from their bank accounts. And this has made electronic wallets popular in the online gambling sector.

The most popular e-wallet in the world at the moment is PayPal. You can use it to process payments on countless websites at a low cost. However, when it comes to the gambling industry, you’ll be amazed at the fact that PayPal is not the leader in processing gambling transactions. This is because PayPal only allows sites that have been licensed and regulated to use its services.

Apart from PayPal, there are other e-wallets that players can use to make online transactions. They include Skrill, Neteller, and Paysafecard to name a few. Neteller was once the most popular e-wallet in the gambling sector. On the other hand, Skrill is popular on both the inside and outside of the gambling world.

Banking account varieties

You can also use your bank account to make $2 deposit in low deposit casino. There are different ways that you can use to achieve this goal. However, in most cases, New Zealand players execute a wire transfer from their bank account or use an electronic cheque to make a deposit into their casino account, as described on iCasinoReviews.info.

Using the online banking system to deposit money into your casino account is easy. These simple and convenient methods use services that can facilitate direct transfers from the online casino site to another merchant and vice versa. These services operate on a regional basis. For instance, New Zealanders and Australians can use POLI Payments to transfer money from their bank accounts to casino accounts.

Prepaid choice

For those who don’t want to share their personal information, expose their credit cards, or link their bank accounts to the casino, prepaid vouchers and cards are the ideal options. These products give you the opportunity to purchase a voucher or card with a specific value from the vendor and use its value to make a minimum deposit casino at a casino.

You can also purchase things in cash. This eliminates the need of having a credit card or a bank account. A good example in this category is Ukash. It a voucher system in the UK that allows people to buy vouchers from local retailers, ATMs, and kiosks. These vouchers come with a code that can be used to make online purchases at casinos, stores, and other online sites.

There are many other prepaid options available around the world. Their offerings vary depending on the country and online sites. No matter what deposit option you choose, there will always be several trustworthy services and sites that will help you make your deposits easily and quickly.

Conclusion

Depositing money in an online casino is easy today thanks to technological advancements. Before picking a deposit option, you need to look at the online casino you want to play with. Most hackers and cybercriminals are using online sites to target players and steal their information. To avoid this, ensure that your casino is licensed and regulated by famous authorities.

Next, look at the variety of games, bonus offers, and deposit options. If everything checks out, don’t forget to look at casino reviews. By avoiding online sites with lots of negative reviews, you’ll save precious time and your hard-earned cash.

Christmas saved! Kill the turkey at home and invite 30 round for the funeral

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Christmas saved! Kill the turkey at home and invite 30 round for the funeral
Christmas saved by Suffolk Gazette

The Suffolk Gazette today rescues Christmas for a grateful nation.

Rather than sitting at home in a depressed, small family group abiding by lockdown regulations, follow our clever advice.

Do not pick up your prepared turkey from the butcher, but kill it in your garden and then invite 30 people around for a funeral on December 25.

The government has made clear 30 people can attend funerals, so this is absolutely fine.

Our plan is better than the alternative, where someone must marry the turkey because only 15 people are now allowed to attend weddings.

Marrying the turkey might still be preferable in Norfolk households, however.

So there you have it. Thanks to this newspaper, you can now enjoy a big celebratory Christmas Day with 30 people coming round to your house.

Suffolk Gazette marketing director Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Readers had better be grateful the Suffolk Gazette has come up with this plan.

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Soldiers looking forward to eliminating COVID rule breakers

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Soldiers looking forward to eliminating COVID rule breakers
British soldiers taking on COVIDIOTS
A soldier in Ipswich town centre (Photo: Defence Images under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0)

By Doug Trench, Defence Editor

Soldiers can’t wait to take up positions in Britain’s town centres and “take down” targets who are not wearing a mask or standing around in groups of more than six.

Squaddies say they are itching for action and are already taking bets on who can eliminate the most COVIDIOTS each day.

Private Steve Walshe said: “We have not had a good war for a while, so we’re looking forward to picking off a few numpties who won’t abide by the lockdown rules.

“The police don’t have the manpower, so the Army is on standby. Let me tell you we are ready to serve Queen and country.”

But human rights activists are fearful about having the Army on the streets, which Boris Johnson announced could happen yesterday.

Local do-gooder and general busybody, Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “This is a clear imposition on our civil liberties.

“One moment you are walking along the High Street, minding your own business. But because you passed someone on the pavement less than two metres away, you take a burst of machine-gun fire to the head and torso.

“It’s a bit over the top.”

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Three dramatic horse racing falls we will all remember

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Three dramatic horse racing falls we will all remember

Horse racing is a very popular sport across the world and it’s very easy to see why.

Even if you don’t have a bet on the race, there is an excitement that comes with watching it. From the thrill as they set out to the tension that builds and builds as the finishing line comes closer.

Of course, it’s great if you win money from it but there are no guarantees, it’s all part of the experience. 

However, some losses are easier to take than others. For example, if you’ve checked out the latest odds on horse racing and decided to put a small stake on the long shot and he doesn’t win, that’s fine. But, what is not as easy to take is if your horse looks set to breeze through the race but they fall at the last. Unfortunately, that has happened – quite a lot.

With that in mind, we decided to look at some of the most dramatic collapses from over the years – don’t worry, the horses were fine, but these falls may bring back some bad memories for those that had bet on them.

Devon Loch

We’ll start with the obvious one, which we have to go a long way back to recall.

Obviously, the Grand National is the pinnacle of racing for many, so to land a win in that race is a huge deal for the jockey and the trainer. So, falling at the final stretch when a win was seemingly inevitable is less than ideal. In fact, it’s a total disaster. But, that’s exactly what Devon Loch did in 1956.

The horse, which was owned by Queen Elizabeth, inexplicably jumped in the air and fell with around 40 yards to the winning post.

Despite the fact this happened 64 years ago, it’s not something anyone connected to the horse could ever forget after the term ‘doing a Devon Loch’ was coined for anyone in sport that botches a likely victory.

Annie Power

In truth, horses fall up and down the country at different meetings when winning – it happens. Therefore to make this list you have to do it on the biggest stages of them all.

Enter, Annie Power.

The hot favourite for the race at Cheltenham had a victory in sight before falling at the last back in 2015, which no doubt prompted millions of angry people swearing at the television and going mental at Ruby Walsh. 

It’s a happy ending, however, Annie won 15 of 17 races and retired in 2017.

Goshen

Sticking with Cheltenham, there was a remarkable fall in 2020, with Jamie Moore’s Goshen falling when around ten lengths clear.

A 5-2 favourite, the horse was again one that had been backed significantly by the punters and they would have been cheering and thinking about what they’d spend their winnings on as he sped home for an easy win. Then, it happened. Goshen fell and the crying of thousands of punters could be heard all across Gloucestershire.

There you have it, three of the worst falls in horse racing history and hopefully any you back won’t knock these off the list in the future.

10pm pub curfew: Britain to start drinking one hour earlier

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10pm pub curfew: Britain to start drinking one hour earlier

Britain’s drinkers will head to the pub one hour earlier than normal from Thursday, it was announced today.

New coronavirus restrictions mean pubs must shut at 10pm – but boozers have come up with a fiendish plan to overcome the hurdle.

They will start drinking one hour earlier.

Pub bore Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: “It’s a little inconvenient but closing the pubs an hour early won’t make any difference.

“We will all just start drinking earlier to make up for it.”

Those that can’t go to the pub early because, for example, they have a job where they do not “work” from home, also have a plan.

They will increase the number of drinks per hour in the pub so they can get as shit-faced as normal.

Landlord Steve Walshe, 49, said: “Quite how the government thinks a 10pm pub curfew is going to make a blind bit of difference is beyond me.

“Coronavirus has no idea what time it is; it doesn’t get worse after 10pm.”

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Newmarket stalwart James Eustace to retire and hand son Harry the reins

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Newmarket stalwart James Eustace to retire and hand son Harry the reins
Newmarket (Photo by EduMark under CC BY-SA 3.0)

James Eustace will hand the keys to his Newmarket base over to son, Harry Eustace and step down from his role as head trainer in 2021.

Having spent the last 30 years training horses at Park Lodge Stables, James Eustace has decided the time is right to retire. Eustace, who turned 60 earlier this year, will now hand over the reins to his son, Harry, who’s spent the last four years serving as assistant to Classic-winner trainer, William Haggas.

“I’ve had a wonderful time with William and Maureen Haggas but have decided the pandemic was not a good enough reason not to start training,” Harry Eustace told the Racing Post when the news broke.

“I went to Australia to work for Lee Freedman and Peter Snowden before enrolling on a course at the Irish National Stud. I was then assistant to Chris Wall and spent two years with Jeremy Noseda before going to the US to work for Christophe Clement where I ran a barn in Kentucky.

“It’s been long in the planning to take over from Dad and I’m very much looking forward to the challenges ahead.”

Harry has plenty to live up to, as he plans to take control of his father’s successful operation early next year. James Eustace trained multiple pattern-race winners during his time at the helm, both here in the UK and on the global stage.

Eustace was thrust into the spotlight at Royal Ascot in 1998, when Refuse To Lose won the Royal Hunt Cup under jockey James Tate. Refuse To Lose would go on to claim black-type at Wolverhampton the following season, winning the Listed Wulfrun Stakes.

Rapscallion handed James Eustace his first Group winner in 2001, collecting the Horris Hill Stakes at Newbury during a prolific juvenile campaign. Rapscallion’s younger brother, Orcadian claimed the St. Simon Stakes in 2004, before going on to represent Eustace at the Cheltenham Festival, finishing 13th behind Noland in the 2006 Supreme Novices’ Hurdle.

Australian-bred War Artist took Eustace and his team to some huge flat racing festivals across the world. After placing in the 2008 running of the July Cup at Newmarket, War Artist powered to victory in the Goldene Peitsche out in Germany, before travelling to France to win the Prix de Petit Couvert.

War Artist went on to score at the 2010 Dubai World Cup meeting, winning the Group Three Al Shindagha Sprint under Olivier Peslier, before being moved to Alain De Royer-Dupre’s stable in Chantilly.

“All my owners have been informed and they are staying on board and are very positive about it.” James Eustace said, when he revealed his decision to the press.

“I know Harry has had other offers to set up in Australia himself after taking Addeybb over there this year but I’m delighted he’s sticking to the plan. Frankly, it’s his time.”

Hackers expose The Queen’s recent Amazon orders

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Hackers expose The Queen’s recent Amazon orders
The Queen of England

By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor

The fascinating contents of The Queen’s Amazon account have been revealed by hackers.

Details of Her Majesty’s online purchases, leaked to the media, including the Suffolk Gazette, make astonishing reading. Since January this year, she has ordered the following off Amazon:

  • 3 x Corgi dog beds
  • 24 x bottles of Glitter Hendricks Gin
  • 1 x Horse Racing Flat Form Book 2020
  • 1 x How to Stop Losing Your Sh*t With Your Kids book
  • 1 x Finding Freedom, the Harry and Meghan biography – RETURNED
  • 1 x cordless mini vacuum cleaner
  • 50 x personalised ballpoint pens
  • 1 x garden golf net
  • 1 x Nigella Lawson How to be a Domestic Goddess book

The Amazon account, under the name ElizabethIIW, is registered to Windsor Castle, and all packages were delivered to the main entrance.

The leak shows Her Majesty pays by a platinum credit card and has an Amazon Prime account for free next day delivery.

Online shopping expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “It’s comforting to know that The Queen is just like the rest of us and orders stuff off Amazon.

“And, like us, sometimes we don’t like something and send it back; it seems Her Majesty did this with the Harry and Meghan book.”

An investigation was under way today to establish how the hackers accessed such a high-profile Amazon account.

An Amazon insider said: “Our accounts are secure and we do not believe this ever happened.”

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