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Top 5 horse race betting tips to win big in 2021

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If you’re hoping to improve your sports betting results, it’s important to note that the favourites don’t always win in horse racing. But by taking some care to prepare, and with many races on every day, there is always the chance of making a profit.

Big horse racing spectacles come at a relentless pace, from the Pegasus World Cup and the Kentucky Derby at the end of April to the Preakness Stakes and the Belmont Stakes.

In the UK, huge festivals like Cheltenham, the Derby at Epsom or the Grand National at Aintree are all anticipated keenly by racing and sports betting fans.

However, it’s not as easy as some think to pick the right horses. So, to help you select some winners in the many exciting races available, here are some useful tips to take on board.

Pick your horses wisely

A race horse’s breeding pedigree is undoubtedly important. It’s why former champions like Frankel fetch hundreds of thousands of pounds a time at stud.

It’s not a guarantee of success, of course. But good trainers know how to keep hold of their promising horses, which is why the top yards tend to be successful more often than others.

As race day approaches, a lot of things can affect how a horse runs. First you need to check how successful it is over the distance. Maybe the upcoming race is a furlong or two further than its ideal distance? That might make a difference.

What are the conditions? Some horses prefer good going and do not do so well when the going is soft. Take note of any handicap weight added to the horse for the race.

Some jockeys seem to get more out of a horse than others, so check to see if the jockey has had previous success with his ride.

Don’t just bet on the favourites

Horse racing is one of the most unpredictable sports. While some have far better pedigrees and appear to be in good form, racing does turn up surprises. This is especially true in jump racing, where one error can lead to a fall or the rider being unseated.

It might be something as simple as the horse simply having an off day.

Sometimes it is profitable to look at who is second favourite. In larger fields, think about not backing a winner, but betting on a horse to place. This means you get some winnings if the hose finishes in the top two to five places, depending on the number of runners. If your selection wins you generally make a nice profit, but even if it places you should at least get your money back.

Study tipsters at the big festivals

While race meetings happen every day of the year, it’s the big events like the Belmont Stakes or Epsom Derby where you might profit most.

That’s because you can read up on the advice from many professional tipsters who offer their services in the media. Keep a note of their favourite picks and you might see the same horse cropping up time and again. If so, you know you might be on to a winner.

The bookies are also prone to adding incentivising promotions during the big race meetings. Keep an eye out for offers of free bets – a great way to boost your profits and no risk.

Use betting exchanges

While mainstream sportsbooks are a good place to find odds on your chosen race, make sure you take a look at the betting exchanges, too. Often you will get better, more competitive odds at a betting exchange, where it’s the punters who offer the odds to each other.

If you have done your research, you can often take advantage of someone else’s lack of knowledge, and take a bet with great odds that you won’t find anywhere else.

Maintain good records

Keeping detailed records of your horse racing bets means you are always on top of what you are spending and how much you win or lose.

It allows you to employ proper bankroll management, betting only what you can afford. And it can also help you monitor particular horses, so that when they next race, you already have key stats to hand.

Thousands of Scotland fans settled in Argentina after 1978 World Cup

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Scotland clan Argentina
The McArgies clan are now llama farmers

There is now a whole clan of Scots living in the hills above Buenos Aires, we can reveal.

The tribe numbers three thousand strong, and they have been in Argentina after travelling there to watch Scotland play in the 1978 Word Cup.

They realised that life under the South American right-wing military junta was safer than the streets of Glasgow.

After Scotland failed miserably in the tournament group stages, getting only a draw against Iran, the Tartan Army supporters ran for the hills.

The decision looked doomed at first as the original 500 Scottish fans had to build huts and eke out a living from the barren land.

But eventually, after bartering for some llamas from a nearby farm (for the price of two women), they were able to begin farming, just like home.

The clan, known as the McArgies, prospered and now they now number more than 3,000.

They still wear kilts, even though these get particularly chilly in the harsh Argentinian winters.

One member of the clan, Lorraine McFisher, 34, said: “I was born here, so this is my home. My ancestors claimed this land as their own way back in 1978 and we have been here ever since.”

It is thought the Argentinian authorities allowed the Scots to stay because they felt sorry for them.

Original clansman Stevie McWalshe said: “Everybody back in Scotland remembers Archie Gemmill’s performance against Holland here in 1978. It was the high point of another disappointing Scottish tournament.

“But nobody remembers us. We love our life here, however.

“People complain we lived under a right-wing military dictatorship in Argentina, but that’s nothing compared to Nicola Sturgeon.”

Unique corporate gift ideas

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Corporate gifts

When looking for gifts to impress your business partners, colleagues or customers, you want to find something that is original and high quality. Corporate gifts should not just be for the holidays when your business will be competing with others.

Gifts will have even more impact if sent “off-season” as a specific thank you linked to a significant event. Always send a handwritten note or personalised message with the gift to let clients how much their business means to you.

Gifts that last

Corporate gifts are ones that you want to last. You can choose gifts that are not something physical but still have great meaning.  Online classes will give your clients an experience they will remember from learning a musical instrument to advancing in a foreign language or cooking a new cuisine at home.

In the holidays, Christmas baubles for the tree and many other decorations can be great gifts that can act as a reminder of your connection each year.  Leave your saucy secret Santa gifts for your significant other, though if you want gift ideas for her, consider a glazed red tight bud rose and a pendant inlaid with diamonds. Gifts fashioned in the shape of a heart will indicate just how much you mean to her.

Branded corporate gifts

Branded corporate gifts should be far more than a mug or pen with your company logo that is handed out freely at regular marketing events. However, specially branded gifts are acceptable, such as a moleskin notepad in company colours and a subtle logo impressed or printed on the front. For the holidays, commission a company-branded calendar that people will want to use. Have these printed on high-quality paper for an impressive effect.

For other corporate gifts to individuals, if you meet a business client on a golf course to discuss business, gift a golf ball and tee set. If you have many business clients, make a gift to a charity that communicates your company values which also honours the values of your partners.

Hampers

A cliché of a corporate gift, these should not be dismissed out of hand since you can create your own hamper with bespoke coffee or tea blends for a gift that lasts. Support local businesses when sourcing contents, as this could lead to referrals.

A gourmet food basket is another corporate gift idea and many companies have brought this into the 21st century, just make sure you are aware of your client’s allergies and that you send gluten-free and vegan options when appropriate.

Focus on packaging

Whatever gift you choose, have it packaged nicely, whether in a tailored wooden box or other quality packaging. Be creative with packaging ideas as you are with your corporate gifts as these extra touches will make your company stand out for paying attention to detail.

Digital gifts

If your corporate gifts are required to cover a range of different tasks, consider creating a custom-curated catalogue with a personalised message in which clients can choose a gift that fits within your budget and goals. These can include vouchers in retail, e-commerce, utilities, entertainment, travel, hotels, wellness, charity, fashion, grocery, home appliances, books and much more.

Brits to take post-Brexit holidays in Norfolk motorhomes

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Motahoom luxury

By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent

Brits unable to jet abroad on holiday after a chaotic Brexit can enjoy a week’s staycation in a smart new Norfolk-made motorhome.

The luxurious Motahoom vehicle was launched this week near Norwich, and bosses expect demand to be high once lockdown is over.

Marketing director Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “This is the most advanced piece of kit to come out of Norfolk in decades.

“The Motahoom has all the trappings of home, but on the road.

“Why worry about getting abroad after Brexit when you can explore the delights of the A147 instead?

“This is the future holiday for millions of lucky Brits.”

The Motahoom consists of a sturdy Norfolk-made chassis and retro corrugated iron body.

It boasts all mod cons (for Norfolk), including five wall-mounted candle holders, a bucket to piss in and a navigation system, consisting of a dog-eared 1983 AA road map.

Norfolk MP Bubba Spuckler, who attended the glittering Motahoom launch this week, said: “At least there is some good news coming from Brexit.

“Holidays will be fun again, thanks to Norfolk ingenuity.”

The Motahoom does 0-60 in three days. Air conditioning is extra, by way of fitting opening windows.

The news comes after Britain’s first post-Brexit car was launched, and also after a woman crashed her motorhome after putting it on cruise control to make a cup of tea.

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Fish demand blue British passports

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cod after brexit

North Sea fish have told Jacob Rees-Mogg they will only be “better and happier” being British once they have their blue passports.

Brian, a cod from five miles east of Lowestoft, Suffolk said he and his sea-dwelling chums were fed-up with being political prawns.

“Rees-Mogg and his cronies might claim we are now happy British fish but we have not yet seen any benefit from Brexit.

“Where are our blue British passports? How can he claim we are happy when he promised so much but has not delivered?”

Brian says the whiting is on the wall for post-Brexit Britain.

“If we don’t get what we want, we will simply swim 50 miles further out to see and become European again.

“Then we will see how better and happy we really are.”

Mr Rees-Mogg caused outrage when he replied flippantly to concerns that fish was rotting on Scottish quaysides because of Brexit red tape.

He told the House of Commons: “The key thing is we’ve got our fish back. They’re now British fish and they’re better and happier fish for it.”

Animal welfare campaigner Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “I’m sure any fish is quite happy swimming about in the sea until some boat comes along and scoops it up in a huge net.”

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Everyone thinks they are a chess expert all of a sudden

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Labourer Steve Walshe has surprised his family and friends by declaring he is something of a chess expert, it has emerged.

Steve, 43, fresh from watching The Queen’s Gambit on Netflix, confirmed he has always been handy at the strategic board game.

“Oh, I love chess,” said Steve, even though he hasn’t touched a chess piece for 31 years.

“I used to beat everyone; I was so good. I could finish anyone off in fewer than five moves.”

But when pressed by his disbelieving 11-year-old son, Steve was unable to name any pieces aside from the king and queen.

“Well, there are also the prawns, of course. You get loads of them at the start.

“I learned all there is to know by studying Grandmaster Flash. He was very good.”

British Chess Federation spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said many people now claimed to know lots about chess.

“The Queen’s Gambit has started something of a new craze.

“It’s a bit like when the Six Nations is on TV – everyone suddenly thinks they are rugby experts.

“People like Steve wouldn’t know a castle from a bishop, but at least people are talking about chess again.”

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Matt Hancock to announce new tiers to clear up confusion

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By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent

The Government is unveiling new tiers to clear up any lingering lockdown confusion.

Health secretary Matt Hancock will confirm some tier restructuring so nobody can be left in any doubt about what they mean.

The Suffolk Gazette has been shown some of the measures to be announced at a press conference later, including:

  • Manchester, Birmingham and Bristol will be relocated to Wales and will, therefore, now be in tier 6.9
  • Newcastle will move to Scotland under Nicola Sturgeon’s control
  • Stevenage slides into Oxfordshire and so takes on that county’s 73/4 tier
  • London migrates to Milton Keynes, so is a basic tier 5 and a bit
  • Suffolk is now a city in tier 8(a)
Matt Hancock
Tiers of a clown: Matt Hancock (Photo Richard Townshend under CC)

Downing Street spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “There seems to have been a little confusion about the tier system and lockdown rules.

“We have worked on measures to simplify matters, and these will make things much easier for people to understand.

“There is now no excuse for anyone to claim they have no idea what is going on.”

Conspiracy theorists believe Mr Hancock deliberately leaked details to the Suffolk Gazette because he follows us on Twitter.

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Man who eats kebabs won’t take COVID vaccine without knowing what’s in it

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Suffolk fast food fan Steve Walshe says there is no way he will take the COVID vaccine because he doesn’t know what’s in it.

Portly Steve, who tucks into two takeaway kebabs a week, and enjoys chicken nuggets and turkey twizzlers, worries the mysterious vaccine ingredients could be harmful.

Plasterer Steve, 43, explained: “Why on earth would anybody want to ingest something into their body that they know nothing about?

“We don’t know what’s in the vaccine, or what effect it might have.”

Steve was speaking between mouthfuls of doner kebab from his local takeaway in Ipswich, seemingly unaware he could be chewing on processed sheep arseholes and lips.

“It’s all a conspiracy,” he explained, picking a piece of gristle from his teeth. “I like to know what goes into my body.”

But Steve’s long-suffering partner, Lorraine Fisher, 34, can’t wait for the vaccine.

“Steve is an idiot,” she said. “If COVID doesn’t get him, a heart attack will.”

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