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Brexit Day exposed: here’s what you need to know about leaving the EU

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Brexit Day is coming in less than a year. This means, very soon, the UK will be leaving the European Union (EU). If you’re like many Brits, you might not have the foggiest idea of what Brexit will mean for you or the nation. To help clear things up a little, here’s an easy guide to Brexit and a basic run down of everything you need to know about leaving the EU.

What is Brexit and how did it come about?

Brexit, or the more formally official “British exit from the European Union”, is the UK’s impending withdrawal from the EU. It is the result that followed the historic United Kingdom European Union membership referendum, or more simply, the EU referendum, that took place on the 23rd of June, 2016.

More than 30 million UK residents took part in the referendum and the Leave vote won by 51.9%. This outcome prompted the British exit (Brexit) and two things immediately happened. First, the then Prime Minister, David Cameron, resigned. Second, the pound fell to its lowest level since 1985.

The next two notable things that followed soon after were Theresa May became the Prime Minister, and many British citizens who did and did not partake in the EU referendum, suddenly realised they have no idea what Brexit is and what leaving the EU will mean for them.

What does a no-deal Brexit mean?

The Brexit process officially began on 29 March, 2017 and will continue until Brexit Day, 29 March 2019, when the UK is scheduled to leave the EU at 11pm. At present, no deals have been made, which could result in a no-deal (hard) Brexit, a big concern for many.

If you don’t know what that means, you’re not alone. In fact, fair advocate and online casino PlayOJO revealed that research from a recent poll has shown that more than two thirds of Brits don’t feel up to date with the negotiations and the government’s latest Brexit proposal.

Feeling that things could be better explained, in their recent campaign, PlayOJO delivers “Brexit facts” with the help of British entrepreneur and reality TV personality, Luisa Zissman, and Professor Alex de Ruyter, Director of the Birmingham City University Centre for Brexit Studies.

Essentially, on the most basic level, Zissman explains that a no-deal Brexit will result in temporary supply shortages of food and other items imported from other EU countries. Moreover, imports are likely to be higher priced. That said, these consequences are quite minor compared to other ways Brexit may affect the UK’s future.

How Brexit may affect the UK’s future

Here’s a better look at how Brexit could impact the UK in the future:

– Brexit is expected to slow UK growth to 1.6% in 2020, and is forecasted to cost an extra £3 million over two years in exit fees, according to UK Treasuring Chief Phillip Hammond.
– Unless some form of deal is made, Britain is likely to lose its free-trade status with the EU members. Without free-trade, exports from Britain will be higher priced and less competitive than other EU country exports.
– Housing prices are likely to fall (and have started already).
– Jobs are likely to be lost and young Brits could have a harder time finding jobs in other EU countries.
– Trade and travel to Ireland will become more complicated.

And these are just some of the consequences that may result from Brexit.

Is there any way back?

Some people wish there was. Studies have found that millions of Leave voters now wish they could change their vote to stay in the EU. Meanwhile some groups are campaigning for Brexit to be stopped and for another referendum to be held.

Also, just recently, a People’s Vote march was held, in which 700,000 showed up to demand a people’s vote on the final terms of any Brexit deal.

That being said, as things stand now, the simple answer is there’s no way back. Deal or no deal, the people of the UK voted and Brexit is happening.

Girl, 9, disappears using cream that makes you ten years younger

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By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent

A nine-year-old girl has disappeared after trying a moisturising cream that makes you ten years younger.

Suffolk Police are now searching for Lilly Fisher, who was last seen in her bedroom on Friday.

Worried mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, was surprised the cream worked.

“You normally take these things with a pinch of salt, but for once the moisturising cream did what it said on the tin.”

Police said Lilly had been given the cream on her birthday and was keen to try it out.

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Missing: Lilly Fisher

She wiped the moisturiser on her face and lost ten years instantly.

A police spokesman said: “We are appealing for everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly. When the cream wears off, she’ll reappear again.”

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The beauty business is being urged to make it clear that people aged nine and under should not use a cream that makes them ten years younger.

Retail expert Steve Walshe said: “With Christmas approaching, we’d urge parents to study products closely before buying for their children.”

Ms Fisher believes Lilly is still around her home in Woodbridge, Suffolk somewhere. She just doesn’t know where.

“The cream makers, Wrinkle Wise, say the effects should wear off in a few more days.”

The news comes just months after it was revealed the World Hide and Seek Champion had been found dead in a cupboard.

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Life returns to Ipswich town centre after £3.6 million revamp

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Real Ipswich town centre

The multi-million pound revamp of Ipswich town centre is already proving a hit with locals.

No sooner had the £3.6 million project been completed than the Cornhill area became a hub of exciting activity.

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When people were not tripping over steps, they were able to admire the marvellous variety of characters that Ipswich offers.

Shopper Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “I was worried that the street drinkers, beggars, shitting dogs and criminals would have been consigned to the history books.

“But imagine my surprise at finding they are still there, together with all the lovely pigeons.

“It’s good to see the fabric of the area has not been changed.”

Council executives have even included a stunning water fountain feature, which puts the display outside the Bellagio in Las Vegas to shame.

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Retail expert Steve Walshe said: “This has made a huge difference to Ipswich.

“It is surely now only a matter of time before more charity shops, mobile phone repair shops and fast-food outlets snap up the empty stores.”

Ed Sheeran puts on Halloween disguise, looks better

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Ed Sheeran Halloween

Suffolk singing sensation Ed Sheeran donned a terrifying Halloween disguise and immediately looked much better.

Ed made the huge improvement to his looks for a concert in New Orleans in the US last night.

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This picture, taken by local paper The New Orleans Advocate (photo: Scott Threlkeld), shows our local boy with hideous black eyes, soiled chin and blood running out of his mouth and from his nose.

The effect was brilliant, hiding his normal pasty, weird face.

Sheeran, who lives near Framlingham and based his Castle on the Hill hit on the town’s, er, castle, is considering keeping the makeup on for the foreseeable future.

Fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “When he came on stage covered in that terrifying makeup, he was instantly more attractive.

“I urge him to keep this disguise for as long as possible.”

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According to the New Orleans Advocate, a real newspaper, Sheeran “accentuated his take on Prince Harry’s wedding day uniform with zombie/vampire make-up that grew more distressed as the show progressed. ‘I don’t know if this make-up is sweat-proof’. He wiped the fake blood from his nose. ‘It’s all kinds of awful’.”

This is not the first time Sheeran has made the news pages of the Suffolk Gazette. We revealed how fans ruined a carrot crop after mistaking a ginger-haired scarecrow for their idol.

OPINION: It’s time for fans to unite behind Paul Lambert and Ipswich Town

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Ipswich manager Paul Lambert

OPINION

New Ipswich Town manager Paul Lambert pointed out at his refreshing first press conference today that football is nothing without the fans. Players might play with passion and loyalty, but they come and go. Supporters are behind the team for life.

Ipswich needs its fans now more than ever before. After years of mediocrity, in-fighting on the terraces, dwindling attendances, and this season’s abysmal start under the previous manager Paul Hurst, the club is bottom of the table and faces the implosive threat of relegation to the third tier for the first time since 1957.

The bookies are not normally wrong, and they currently have Ipswich priced at 1.36 favourites to be relegated from the Championship (source: My Betting Sites).

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Under Lambert’s experienced guidance, and with a united, loud and passionate support from the stands, we can turn it around.

Starting with Preston at Portman Road this Saturday, anyone who cares about Ipswich should drop everything and get themselves a ticket.

If the ground is rocking, the players will know that they, the new management regime and the fans are in this together.

United, we can get out of this mess under Lambert’s experienced direction. He’s played and managed at the highest levels of the game. Who cares that he managed Norwich City (through their most successful period, at that)? It’s what he does at Ipswich that matters.

We, the fans, can help him do it.

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Determined: Paul Lambert at his press conference today

At today’s unveiling press conference, never an easy task for a new manager, Lambert came across as shrewd, determined, ambitious and selfless.

Selfless? One quote was telling when asked about confidence in the current squad. “If the players make a mistake it’s my fault,” Lambert asserted, “as I am the one telling them what to do.”

How refreshing is that philosophy compared with the alleged management style of the recently departed Mr Hurst and his deputy Chris Doig?

And to us supporters, he acknowledged: “They pay a lot of money to be in that stadium, and they need to be enjoying it.”

After the perceived negative approach of Mick McCarthy and the mystery of Hurst’s tactics, Lambert has a nailed-on philosophy that we can all get behind. “We have to play on the front foot,” he said. “I don’t like slow football.”

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The time for argument amongst the fanbase must end here. No more derision of the “numbskulls” for apparently forcing McCarthy out. No more hounding of owner Marcus Evans and MD Ian Milne for the way the club is run. No more harking back to what we were like nearly 30 years ago. No more debate about whether relegation would actually be that bad.

It’s now that matters. Buy the tickets, attend Portman Road and support the team as one.

Together, with the players and Paul Lambert, we can get out of this mess.

Get your tickets for Saturday now. Let’s make Portman Road a fortress. Let’s unite behind Paul Lambert and our team.

Tipped new Ipswich boss Paul Lambert has big shoes to fill

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Paul Lambert big shoes

Paul Lambert, the leading contender to take over as new Ipswich Town manager, has been told he has big shoes to fill.

The former Norwich City, Aston Villa, Wolves, Stoke and Colchester boss is tipped to replace Paul Hurst, who was sacked today.

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Hurst had a disastrous reign at Portman Road, last just a few months and sending Ipswich to the bottom of the championship.

His replacement has been warned that taking over from Mr Hurst at Portman Road will not be easy.

A football expert said: “Anyone taking over from Mr Hurst has big shoes to fill.

“Which is surprising because he was only five feet tall.”

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Ipswich fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “If Paul Lambert does come in as manager, as the rumour mill suggests, he will have achieved his dream.

“After Colchester and also Norwich, he will now finally be at the helm of East Anglia’s biggest club.”

Ipswich face the friendly folk of Millwall at the New Den on Saturday, but academy boss Bryan Klug will be in charge for that game.

Lambert is expected to be appointed next week.

Earlier today, the Suffolk Gazette reported how Paul Hurst was finally getting Ipswich out of the Championship at the 17th attempt.

Ipswich Town get out of the Championship at 17th attempt

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Ipswich finally get out of the Championship

Ipswich Town are finally getting out of the Championship at their 17th attempt, it has emerged.

The Suffolk club looks certain to leave England’s second-tier behind, ending years of pain and mediocrity.

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And the news is even more remarkable because manager Paul Hurst has done it at his first attempt.

He took just a couple of months to achieve what Joe Royle, Jim Magilton, Roy Keane, Paul Jewell and Mick McCarthy failed to do in 16 years.

**BREAKING NEWS: PAUL HURST SACKED, NEW BOSS HAS BIG SHOES TO FILL**

Ipswich Town spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “We are absolutely thrilled to announce that Ipswich Town, under Paul Hurst’s leadership, are finally getting out of the Championship.

“Relegation to League One is now nailed on, and we’re only in October.”

The club sits proudly at the bottom of the league after the latest confident and skilful performance at Leeds United last night.

Leeds looked awful and destined for the Premiership.

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Jubilant Ipswich fans are already planning away days for next season at exciting new footballing destinations like Rochdale, Fleetwood and Accrington Stanley.

Steve Walshe, from Woodbridge, said: “Finally we’ve done it. Well done to Paul Hurst and his team, and to Marcus Evans for appointing him.

“We’ll be playing Gillingham next season, which is in Kent, so the closest we’ve been to Europe since George Burley was in charge.”

World’s smallest container ship heading for Suffolk

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World's smallest container ship

The world’s smallest container ship is expected to arrive at Felixstowe Port later this week.

The vessel, MCS Hercules, pictured above, is en route from China and is carrying a container of plastic cutlery for retail giant TK Maxx.

Keen boat watchers will flock to the Suffolk port on Friday to watch the ship, which is just 23 feet long and big enough for only one shipping container.

The owners of the wooden vessel say it is economical to run shipments around the world because it pays its crew of six so little. They do not have any living accommodation on board for the perilous three-month voyage.

Smallest container ship

A spokesman said: “Our clients prefer the personal service that the Hercules offers.

“No longer do they have to load their container up with thousands of others on those gigantic container ships you normally see arriving at Felixstowe.

“Also we do not need to pay Felixstowe Port any money for sending out a pilot ship to meet us and guide us safely to dock. We can just glide in without any fuss at all.”

He added that the Hercules was the seventh one-container ship they had owned because the previous six had overturned and sunk in the Indian Ocean or Pacific.

Shipping enthusiast Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “It’s so weeny and cute. It’s amazing it got here in one piece.”

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