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How to get the best possible start to the Cheltenham Festival this year

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(Photo: Cheltenham racecourse under CC 2.0)

One of the most significant horseracing events in history will soon be here – the Cheltenham Festival 2020. For those who observed last year’s event, there were some sensational highlights, including the many wins that Willie Mullins achieved with Klassical Dream. Not to mention the other triumphs such as Nico de Boinville being crowned top jockey, and Willie Mullins being crowned top trainer with four wins in total.

However, it’s not just the horse racing that makes up this world-renowned event. There are lots of other reasons to attend Cheltenham this year. Including the champagne, fantastic catering, children’s entertainment, or perhaps even the sense of pride in dressing up for the occasion.

For those considering visiting Cheltenham for the first time or thinking of placing a bet, this can be nerve-wracking and surrounded by uncertainty. Take a look at the Cheltenham Champion day betting tips to gather hints and tips in choosing the very best horses taking part in this year’s festival.

Day one schedule for this year

Here are the races happening this year at Cheltenham, along with what time they kick-off, how long they will last, and what they’re worth.

  • 1.30 pm Sky Bet Supreme Novices’ Hurdle (Grade 1) 2m 87y £125,000
  • 2.10 pm Racing Post Arkle Novices’ Chase (Grade 1) 1m 7f 199y £175,000
  • 2.50 pm Ultima Handicap Chase (Grade 3) 3m 1f £110,000
  • 3.30 pm Unibet Champion Hurdle (Grade 1) 2m 87y £450,000
  • 4.10 pm David Nicholson Mares’ Hurdle (Grade 1) 2m 3f 200y £120,000
  • 4.50 pm Close Brothers Novices’ Handicap Chase (Listed) 2m 4f 44y £70,000
  • 5.30 pm National Hunt Chase (Amateur Riders’ Novices’ Chase) (Grade 2) 3m 7f 147y £125,000

Horses to follow

Rowland Ward, 5th, in the JCB Triumph Juvenile Hurdle. Although not entirely living up to levels achieved on the flat, this horse which was bred to win classics always puts in the effort, particularly at Kempton on the second start.

Imperial Aura, 2nd, in the Timeform Novices Handicap Chase. One to focus on this year, Imperial Aura has gone up in effort which slowly built from March. Based on the Irish rivals to be faced this year, this capable horse has every chance of succeeding against them.

Garde la Victoire in the Paddy Power 45 Sleeps to Cheltenham Trophy Handicap Chase. With a fantastic finish at Cheltenham previously, Garde la Victoire is itching to get started. A previous grade one winner, this horse could eventually be involved in the Grand Annual or Gold Cup, although it’s stamina does need working on.

De Rasher Counter in the Paddy Power Cotswold Chase. Although yet to achieve gold, this horse has thrived recently despite the unfavourable circumstances during races. Although it may have dropped in the ratings, it could well reach the Nationals if Tiger Roll performs well.

Harry Sailor in the Ballymore Novices Hurdle. This long-term handicap project could do well this season, and with experience and course form behind it, this six-year-old horse has excellent prospects. It has overcome barriers and should do well if it has a chance through Albert Bartlett. Only the best horses will beat Harry Sailor this time around.

If the Cap Fits in the Galliardhomes.com Cleeve Hurdle. Will probably retain its crown in the Paddy Powers Stayers Hurdle but worth keeping an eye on to see how it does in the next six weeks. Despite past troubles and a slightly exaggerated betting reaction, hold tight to see how it performs at Aintree in April.

Lust for Glory in the Steel Plate And Sections Handicap Hurdle. Did well back in 2014, plus the hat trick achieved at Aintree during the grade one race the month after. Has made a great start this season and remains in top form. Not greatly handicapped but performs well on suitable ground — one to look out for at the first Cheltenham meeting this April.

What you need to know before heading to Cheltenham this year

We probably don’t need to tell you that the Cheltenham Festival is one of the most significant events in horse racing around the globe. As well as enjoying some much-favoured traditions year in year out, every year appears to bring something new and exciting. For those new to the event, be sure to experience the thrill of placing a bet on a favourite horse. We know it can be challenging to work out which horse to consider, so have a look at the above guide to boosting chances of success. This year kicks off with the 1.30 pm Sky Sports Bet Supreme Novices Hurdle (Grade 1), but there will be other races available on the day, so make sure not to miss out.

Trampolines to be microchipped

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trampolines on railway tracks
Missing trampoline (Photo: Southeastern trains)

Garden trampolines must now be microchipped so they can be returned home after taking off in windy weather.

Each time a storm hits, like this week’s Storm Ciara, thousands of trampolines disappear from gardens across the country.

Inexplicably, many of them turn up on railway lines, creating a hazard to trains and anyone trying to bounce on them.

Now, the Government has announced that owners must microchip so they can be easily returned during windy spells.

Home Office official Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “During storms, it’s always tricky returning them to their rightful owners.

“But once they are microchipped, a quick scan will reveal who it belongs to.”

With climate change expected to bring a lot more incidents of strong winds, the microchip programme can’t come soon enough.

This week, trampolines ended up on tracks across the country. One owner was forced to pay a fine for the inconvenience, but railway official Roy Everett said the cheque bounced.

Trampoline on rail line
Another bouncy hazard (Photo: Network Rail)

How do online Poker games differ?

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In the last couple of decades, poker has seen a revival. Online Poker has made the game more accessible to players around the world while streaming services like Twitch have allowed fans to watch the World Series of Poker tour action as it unfolds.

Today at poker sites, there are increasingly more options available – from the type of poker (it’s not just Texas Hold’em, you know) to the types of games and tournaments that can be entered. If you’re new to online poker, there’s a whole new world out there to learn about, but we will help you decide where to start with our helpful guide.

Cash games

The beauty of online poker and cash games is that they run 24/7. Whether you’re an early bird, a night owl, or somewhere in between, you can guarantee there will be an available game. No matter your skill level or bankroll, you’ll find something that suits your needs. One thing to be aware of is that you’ll be playing against people from all corners of the globe and varying levels of expertise – so if you’re a beginner, beware that a couple of Poker experts may also be sat at your table. If you’re unsure, enter a low-limit game before making the step-up to high-stakes where the more experienced players are.

An advantage to cash games is that you can drop in and out as you please. You are also able to sit out if you need to get away from your screen for a minute or two. There are many different cash games available, including full-ring (9-handed), 6-handed, 4-handed or even heads-up games.

Unlike in tournament Poker, the blinds in cash games always remain the same and never increase, so there’s no added pressure. The values of the chips represent their real money value too – so a £1 chip will be worth £1. 

Sit & Go tournaments

Sit & Go tournaments are perfect for beginners, as they are small tournaments which don’t cost too much to enter and last for a set amount of time. If you’re a new player, a Sit & Go is a great way to learn Poker fundamentals such as actions, blinds and strategies.

All players pay the same buy-in and are given an equal pre-determined number of chips. As soon as the tournaments have the required number of players, they are ready to begin. Prizes are awarded determined on where players finish, rather than how many chips they have left at the end.

The tournaments are split into three stages: the beginning, middle and end. If you start badly, there’s still the opportunity for you to claw your way back and make the final three hands. It’s worth saving two-thirds of your stash for the middle stage when there’s competition for places and players opt to go all-in. Like cash games, there are different types of Sit & Go tournaments and you’ll find them all in the Poker lobby.

Speed Poker

One of the newest forms of Poker, Speed Poker is usually played using Texas Hold’em rules. As the title suggests, speed is of the essence. Instead of playing at a single table, you’re playing against a whole pool of players. As opposed to regular Poker when you fold and lose the hand, in Speed Poker, you don’t leave the game, you simply join a new one and are dealt a new set of cards. However, in the final table, normal service resumes.

The instant fold function allows you to stay in the action at all times, so there’s not that boring period while you wait for the round to finish – you simply get transported to a new game. Playing in a pool allows you to test your abilities against all manner of skill levels, while you can stay in control of your own stakes with the different games available. If you want action, Speed Poker is for you and you’ll find yourself playing twice or three times as many hands as you would playing the standard game – perfect for those that get bored easily.

Prince Andrew promoted to Seaman Staines

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Prince Andrew promotion
Seaman Staines (Photo Thorne1983 Creative Commons)

The Duke of York has been promoted to Seaman Staines to mark the occasion of his 60th birthday, it has emerged.

Buckingham Palace confirmed the honour – a slightly lower promotion than expected owing to recent events.

Royal spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: “Convention suggested Prince Andrew would be made an Admiral of the Royal Navy when he turned 60.

“While he is currently unemployed, however, and facing somewhat lurid accusations, he has agreed to a less controversial appointment.

“Seaman Staines has been a noble position in the Royal Navy alongside Roger the Cabin Boy and Master Bates for generations. Captain Pugwash is part of Britain’s military fabric after all.”

Captain Pugwash

A Palace statement confirmed Seaman Staines Andrew had asked that his promotion to Admiral be deferred until such time as he resumes Royal duties.

However, bells will still ring out around the country to celebrate the great man’s 60th birthday.

Man ventures into back garden for first time since November

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Man goes into back garden for first time since November
In need of work: a back garden

A man has decided to step into his back garden for the first time since November, it has emerged.

But Steve Walshe took one look at the long grass, shrivelling leaves and assorted debris before going straight back indoors again.

“It was a bit of a mess if I’m honest,” he told reporters from his home in Woodbridge, Suffolk. “I think I’ll leave it for a bit.”

Gardening expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said people who loved to spend time in the garden during the spring and summer simply abandoned it for the rest of the year.

“It’s a shame,” she said. “If only they would keep things under control during the autumn and winter, there wouldn’t be so much to do in the spring.”

Mr Walshe reckons it will take him at least four weekends to get things straight again.

“But I think I’ll leave it until March. The weather could turn at any minute and you can’t go sorting things out in the snow.”

Review of Fluffy Favourites Fairground slot

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Fluffy Favourites Fairground slot review

Do you spend your days longing for the idyllic age of childhood, complete with the typical array of soft toys? There are many online slots that take this yearning as an intrinsic theme these days, however not many can match the iconic Fluffy Favourites series from critically acclaimed developers Eyecon.

You just know an online slot is good when it spawns various spin-offs, just look at the Rainbow Riches series, for instance. Well, Fluffy Favourites occupies the same kind of space, with Fluffy Favourites Fairground being one of the best iterations in the series. Let’s take a better look and then play at Easy Slots after!

About Fluffy Favourites Fairground and its bonus features 

Any keen slot gambler worth their salt would have at least tried the original Fluffy Favourites title; it proved to be a jewel in Eyecon’s catalogue pretty quickly after it was released, and for good reason. Players far and wide were blown away by its aesthetic level of detail, especially because it was based on such a relatable and innocent theme. Fluffy Favourites Fairground expands on this topic, placing the, by now, familiar cuddly toys into a highly exhilarating fairground setting.

In terms of configuration, we’re looking at the same 5 reels and 25 pay-line format that was utilized to great effect in the original Fluffy Favourites. It is a tried and tested formula, and there’s no wonder Eyecon has opted to keep this part of Fluffy Favourites Fairground pretty much the same. Things like the scatter symbol also remain the same – you will want to look out for the pink elephant here, it can reward up to 25 free spins, not bad eh? Where Fluffy Favourites Fairground really comes into its own, however, is in the new Toybox Pick bonus round. If you are lucky enough to encounter 3 claw symbols this will take you through to a new screen, when here you will have to pick a prize with an arcade-like claw machine. Fun stuff! 

About Eyecon and Other Slots by Them 

Eyecon are one of the certified heavy hitters in the online slots market, with over two decades of experience in the fiercely competitive industry. This in itself is a massive achievement, but the company gets even more impressive when you start to consider the extent of their very popular back-catalogue. Just take a look at some of these examples, they are mental:

  • Kingdom Of Cash
  • Temple Of Ausar
  • Unicorn Bliss
  • Sunny Money

Moreover, the great thing about Eyecon is that they started out life as proper game developers, with their offering Gore being downloaded millions of times since its release in 1997. It means that their slots are all designed with the best gameplay in mind; not something you can say for every developer.

Fluffy Favourites Fairground: The Verdict 

As if you thought the original Fluffy Favourites could not get any better, Eyecon pulls it out of the bag with Fluffy Favourites Fairground. The Toybox Pick bonus round gives just that little bit extra to the game, ensuring it will be played for many years to come. 

Brexit disaster as pen runs out while writing first £350m cheque for the NHS

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Boris Johnson pen runs out as he signs £350m cheque to the NHS
Blank cheque: Boris Johnson’s pen ran out (Photo: Number 10 Downing Street)

There was an awkward moment in Downing Street today when Boris Johnson’s pen ran out while he tried to sign the first £350 million cheque to the NHS.

The Prime Minister was eager to begin the untold benefits of Brexit with his first weekly post-EU payment to the health service, his side-of-a-bus pledge during the referendum campaign.

But after scribbling out today’s date, and ‘National Health Service’ in the pay line, his biro began to fade and stopped working at all after the word three on the second line.

Official Keeper of Government Pens Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “It was a bit embarrassing.

“He still tried to sign his name on a cheque that was actually now for three pounds rather than £350 million.

“There were no more pens available as they were all held up on the other side of the channel, so he gave up and the NHS will need to struggle on as normal.

“It perhaps doesn’t bode well, but presumably he will sign a cheque for £700 million next week to make up for it.”

Political observer Alan Tasker added: “It’s like being robbed at ballpoint.”

Oxford University to offer a degree in poker

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dogs playing poker

A representative from Oxford University has announced that they will begin offering degrees in poker for the 2023 intake.

Rather than equip their students with the knowledge of ancient kings and queens, dead languages, and archaic terminology that nobody finds impressive, they will instead teach them about something that might actually help them get ahead in life.

A degree in poker would show that those who graduate are able to think strategically, bluff when necessary, and thoroughly analyse their opponents.

Many believe this will equip them better in real life than a degree in Slavonic Studies or Roman History would. But how would the degree in poker work?

The degree will be taught by poker experts, who have already announced they won’t be wearing the traditional robes and definitely won’t be hosting suppers to socialise with their students.

One expert, who gained poker fame online, pondered, “Why can’t they just hang out in the SU like at every other university?” Participants to the degree are urged to study up on figures such as Daniel Negreanu, a giant in the world of poker.

A poker degree would present an opportunity for those undertaking it to learn skills in strategy and to gain an appreciation for modern times. Poker, especially online poker from Paddy Power, reflects the latest technology with its live variant featuring a real dealer, while many of its other variants test players’ abilities to think analytically as well as being able to take risks. In order to reflect this, a module will be taught on online poker.

The poker degree will feature a module on bluffing, which the representative of Oxford claimed is already a skill of many of their graduates. One of the board of governors has even suggested that if it is successful, future degrees could be awarded in backgammon, bridge, and even tiddlywinks. “We want to reach a broader variety of students, some of which might be fond of the popular counter game.”

Oxford University
Big draw: Oxford University

Examinations would be undertaken in The Hall at Christ Church and would likely involve a tournament in poker involving all who are studying the subject.

Professors and lecturers may also participate. Experts suggest that the three years of intense study, with a possible year out, would adequately prepare all who matriculate for a life of putting their poker skills to good use. International relations, politics, and careers in the media await those who can show they have the strategic know-how and the ability to play the game.

Cambridge University – not to be outdone – will announce that their 2022 intake can study the art of TikTok, the social media revolution that allows anyone to become a viral star. Many sceptics suggest that TikTok will have fallen from grace by then, and the course should be widened to focus on other social media platforms. LinkedIn’s CEO is especially eager to have a course dedicated to the business networking site, but an insider suggested that nobody really uses LinkedIn and certainly nobody would remember their password for it for an entire three-year degree.

Whether the poker degree at Oxford University is successful or not, it is definitely a huge gamble for the ancient university to offer something that might benefit those living in the present day. But, one that might prove necessary.