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Ban on credit cards: how it can influence slots players

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With the recent ban on credit cards set to come into play as of 14th April, some players of online casino games have been finding this a somewhat frustrating change to the payment methods from free slot sites. But there are some very good and valid reasons as to why it was decided that credit cards needed to be banned.

There was a momentary dip in the gambling shares but they soon started appreciating more again and gained back the two per cent they had lost since the decision was made for credit cards to be banned. But who is affected by this decision and why has this decision been made? 

The impact of banning credit cards

With only a few short weeks to go until the credit card ban occurs, many people have begun to query as to why this has been necessary.  But start scratching around for details and you don’t have to dig very deep to find out the real reasons. It seems that there are so many problem gamblers, supposedly the highest figures ever recorded, that the impact of gambling online, the accessibility, and the fact that using credit cards means that the money never runs out because there is absolutely no limit, has led to many wider implications.

Not only have there been huge issues with debt across the UK with many players using credit cards to increase their credit without actually having the necessary finances to be able to do so, but there have also been implications on the mental health of players who find themselves in financial difficulty.  With multiple recorded cases of online gamblers having lost everything due to the debt they have got themselves in to with credit cards, they have turned to self-harm and even suicide as they have felt that this has been their only way out. 

Another pay way

Online slots players have had to seek alternative solutions to be able to play their favourite games online.  With many people already have opted to use PayPal due to the ease, convenience and speed, this has not been too much of an inconvenience for many players.  The issue will be for the players who want to place larger bets or more frequent bets which cannot always be permitted instantly through PayPal.

Instead, players who like placing larger bets have begun to use cryptocurrency as their deposit method.  This is a relatively new payment method but one which has seen a large increase in its popularity over a short period of time.  It is instantaneous, has no limits in place and enables players to access their favourites slot games from any location in the world. 

For players who spend their time residing in countries that do not permit gambling of any form, this is an added bonus because cryptocurrency actually enables players to remain totally anonymous.  No credit or debit card is required for players opting to use this payment method and no personal information is asked for in order for an account to be verified which means that it is actually a much safer and less financially risky way to play slots games online.

Woman unsubscribes from email marketing, gets email confirming she unsubscribed

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A woman was surprised to receive an email just moments after unsubscribing from an email list, it has been revealed.

Lorraine Fisher, 34, was fed up with the daily email spam from a company she purchased a tin opener from in 1998.

So, she finally got around to clicking on the unsubscribe link at the bottom of the latest email to arrive this morning, advertising novelty food processors.

“Imagine my surprise and annoyance,” explained Lorraine, “when moments later an email arrived confirming I wouldn’t get any more emails.

“What’s the point in that?

“It’s like my husband saying we should get our wedding vows renewed just moments after I told him I want a divorce.”

Digital marketing expert Steve Walshe explained it was a marketing department’s way of saying: “F8ck you.”

He said: “If you finally decide you’ve had enough of their inane daily emails clogging up your inbox even though you never read them, it’s your right to unsubscribe.

“But before you leave with a smug smile on your face, they will send you one last email confirming you have unsubscribed. Just to be a tosser.”

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Slot Games with the lowest RTP

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Choosing a slot machine to sit down and spin the reels on back in the 20th Century wasn’t always the easiest thing to do, as you had to trust your intuition a lot more when it came down to finding a slot machine that would be easy to win on. Sure, the graphics and visible bonus features could offer a glimpse into this dilemma, but they wouldn’t really uncover that much information. 

In contrast, the 21st Century online slot explosion has also brought gamblers a little piece of information called RTP, or Return To Player. This is a golden pearl of knowledge that can tell you what the average return you can expect to see back from your stake is on any given slot machine. As you might imagine, this is a fantastic indicator of whether or not an online slot at top10slotgames is worth playing, in this article we are going to highlight some slot games with a low RTP. 

Sassy Bingo 

On the face of it this game should be remarkably good, as Microgaming have managed to fuse two of the biggest gambling games in the 21st Century – bingo and slots – into one coherent whole. And you know what? Playing it, you really do feel as though the Maltese developer has hit the proverbial jackpot with Sassy Bingo. 

There is just one problem, however, and that is the pretty damn poor RTP that Sassy Bingo possesses. It clocks in at well below the 96% mark, and for that reason we wouldn’t recommend this slot for anyone looking to keep hold of their bankroll. 

Mega Joker 

Funnily enough, this vintage style online slot from the renowned Swedish developers NetEnt is often lauded as being one of the best games in the industry for RTP, with a rating that can reach the stratospheric heights of 99%. But “can” is the key word here, because Mega Joker only has that good of an RTP if you are betting with the largest amount possible, if not it is a whole different story. 

Oh yes, if you decide to bet with the smallest coin denomination (like many cautious gamblers do these days), the RTP of this online slot can fall all the way down to a truly mediocre 76%. For this reason we always advise gamblers to be careful of the celebrated Mega Joker slot, because it doesn’t always resemble what you sign up for. 

X-Men 50 Lines

With a whooping 50 pay lines to make winning combinations on you would think that X-Men 50 Lines would have a pretty solid RTP, a sentiment that grows even more likely when you consider the fact that it is developed by online casino giants Playtech. Unfortunately, however, X-Men 50 Lines has an underwhelming RTP of just 92% – a real shame. 

It is uncharacteristic of Playtech, that’s for sure, and we suspect that this low value has something to do with licencing costs for the X-Men franchise. In any case, this slot probably won’t be the best thing for your bankroll.

The 5 reasons why Indians love cricket

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Indian people are gripped by a love for cricket, but just why do they go so crazy over this colonial sport? From streets to offices, every location ends up being a cricket pitch. Everyone claims to be an expert, and they all have cricket running through their veins. From gully cricket, played in the streets or back yards, to the World Cup itself, cricket is a way of life.

In this article, we will ascertain why Indians love cricket so much, and why betting in India is so popular with the best cricket betting sites at https://topbetting.in/best-cricket-betting-sites/.

1. Cricket has lots of drama

What other sport could be as dramatic as cricket? I mean, last year’s World Cup was won by England on the very last ball of the final. Indians can not conceal their love for this sort of sporting drama. When Dhoni asks for a decision review, or when Kohli is looking up at third umpire waiting for the result, everyone in the country is on the edge of their seat.

2. India has some of the world’s best cricket players

It’s easy to enjoy the sport when so many of the world’s best players are in your team. While the 1983 World Cup-winning squad included Kapil Dev, Sunil Gavaskar, Ravi Shastri, and so on, the 2011 team had MS Dhoni, Virender Sehwag, Sachin Tendulkar, Gautam Gambhir, Harbhajan Singh to lift the trophy. And don’t forget that Virat Kohli tops the ICC ranking for one- day internationals and Test batting.

India has always been blessed to have the world’s best players, and new stars of the future are emerging all the time. Every kid dreams of being the next Kohli or Tendulkar, and for some, they will succeed and enjoy fame beyond their wildest dreams.

3. Cash

The most fundamental part of the game is cash. There’s a great deal of money piled into the cricket from television money and sponsorship. The financial side ensures the sport reaches far and wide throughout the country and everybody has the chance to watch the games on television.

If you have good prediction skills, you can make money yourself by betting and winning at sportsbooks like 10CRIC India. There is always some betting action to be had on cricket games, and because Indians have so much cricketing knowledge, there is a real opportunity to make some spare cash.

4. You get a whole day to enjoy a match

While various other sports are over quickly – only 90 minutes in football – you get to enjoy a game of cricket because you are glued to the television for hours on end. If you are off work for the day, there’s nothing nicer than settling back with a cup of coffee and do absolutely nothing but watch the cricket.

It’s a perfect excuse for ignoring a meeting or party you were trying to avoid. Cricketers even take drink breaks, lunch and tea – so you can sort your own food out without missing a ball of the match!

5. Sharing the cricket love with friends and family

Cricket brings the ideal opportunity to settle back and share the raw emotions of the game with your friends and family. You can all get together, order in some pizzas and watch the game play out. Together you will share the agony as your favourite batsman is dismissed on 99 runs, one short of his century, or if your team fails in its run chase. But if your team wins – then there is a real sense of achievement and joy.

India’s love for cricket knows no bounds, and every Indian is proud to have world-class players in the country.

SAS called in as Hedge Rage devastates garden centres

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By Mary Gold, Gardening Correspondent

Specialists have been deployed in Suffolk to put the brakes on angry gardeners with power tools devastating the county’s hedgerows.

For weeks, garden centres have been warning Covid-19 restrictions have let loose ‘the inner beast’ of normally law-abiding gardeners with chainsaws and hedge cutters.

Yet, authorities are accused of ignoring warnings from locked-down nursery owners as power-tool attacks on their shrubs have left their replacement hedge plants completely destroyed.

One owner, Lorraine ‘Fuschia’ Fisher, 34 – owner of Rattlesden Tea Room and garden centre, awoke to find her entire stock of Privet, Blackthorn and Berberis cut off an inch above their nursery beds.

“I must have been raided in the middle of the night,” said Ms Fisher. “It was an appalling sight. Bits of plants scattered everywhere. I am devastated.”

Further reports suggest road-side hedges across the county have been randomly lopped off.

Ms Fisher, visibly choking back tears, said she had warned the powers-that-be in both the council and the police that bored gardeners under the Covid lockdown had “run out of their own hedges to ruin” but her appeals fell upon deaf ears.

This was a claim robustly denied by head of Suffolk Constabulary’s Flora Protection Squad.

Insp Gary Clematis said: “I can confirm we have had many reports of wanna-be tree surgeons taking advantage of the circumstances to attack innocent hedges. These belong to all of us and frustration at having destroyed your own hedges simply because you are bored is no excuse.”

Under pressure, Insp Clematis confirmed he had, with clearance from the home office, called in specialist help.

Another hedge kicked in the privets

The Suffolk Gazette understands this ‘help’ is a shady organisation dubbed the Suffolk Arborialist Society (SAS).

Lloyd Leylandii, C(E)O of the SAS, would not confirm or deny they had been deployed. In a statement, however, he did outline the operational parameters of the so-called ‘Stormtroopers of Hedgerow Security’.

“What citizens do with their power-tools in their own gardens is a matter for them. However, during the Covid-19 lockdown we have been made aware of many instances of “Hedge Rage” where householders lack the patience for their own over-trimmed flora to regrow before they can be attacked again.

“Our operators are highly trained in covert techniques to prevent random outbreaks of hedge rage and you may be assured we have a long and glorious history of doing so.”

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Redecorating your kitchen in 2020

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new kitchen

When it comes to redecorating your home, people often forget the kitchen and focus on the living room, bedrooms and hallways. The only time you really see people decorating their kitchen is when they go all in and get a completely new kitchen.

But you can bring a new lease of life to your kitchen without a full kitchen refit, with some simple small tasks that won’t break the bank or take your kitchen out of commission for weeks. So here are our tips for redesigning your kitchen in 2020.

De-Clutter the kitchen

The first step is a simple one, that will nevertheless make your kitchen look infinitely better and that is simply de-cluttering. It may not seem like a big deal, but having countertops littered with small appliances will make your kitchen look crowded.

The standard appliances like microwaves, toasters and kettles can stay out, because it’d be too much hassle to constantly be taking frequently used appliances out of your storage space. But items which see infrequent use such as blenders, panini press, smoothie makers, etc, should be put into a cupboard or storage space. You’ll notice that your kitchen will look a lot cleaner after this.

Repainting walls

Next step, break out the paint cans, pick a colour that you want to go with as your kitchen colour theme, you’re going to want to have a colour theme that isn’t too over the top, maybe a nice neutral set of colours like earth tones or white and grey, so we have a few great colour schemes below.

Natural Earthy Tones: This includes natural looking colours, such as, grey, brown, green and yellow.

White And Grey: This is a classic for kitchens, white and grey make a sharp pairing to make your kitchen look fresh.

Tans And Browns: Another classic colour pairing of beige and tan, although it doesn’t sound exciting at first, it helps to create a n elegant looking kitchen.

Just make sure that when you’re painting your kitchen you use a high-quality paint designed specifically for kitchens because of the possibility of staining and water vapours.

Kitchen blinds

Now, most people don’t have any window dressings in their kitchen for whatever reason, but a set of kitchen blinds can give your kitchen a completely new feel. Just make sure that you get made to measure blinds, as lots of standard blinds won’t fit a kitchen window due to the fact kitchen windows are often wide, so you need to get made to measure wide blinds.

You then need to work out what sort of blinds you want, there are plenty of options, but we’d recommend that you go with roller blinds. The reason is that most roller blinds are easy to clean and aren’t affected by day to day kitchen activity, but other sort of blinds can be susceptible stains and water damage.

New kitchen furniture

Think how long you’ve had your kitchen table, you probably got it years ago and now it’s likely a bit weathered from years of spilled food and ring marks from coffee. So getting a new kitchen table and chairs will bring some more life into your kitchen.

Coronavirus is causing clothes to shrink, scientists confirm

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Fit to burst: shirts across the UK are shrinking
Fit to burst: shirts across the UK are shrinking

The coronavirus outbreak is having a surprising effect on our clothing, it has emerged.

Shirts and t-shirts have mysteriously shrunk during the prolonged lockdown, while trousers appear to have dropped two waist sizes.

Scientists now believe the COVID-19 virus is reacting to cotton and man-made fibres in our clothing, causing them to contract.

This leads to uncomfortable and unsightly problems in homes across the country, with shirt and trouser buttons threatening to explode.

Dr Lorraine Fisher, 34, a specialist in cellular and molecular biology and how the body interacts with tailored garments, confirmed the phenomenon.

“While everybody is stuck at home, doing very little, they have noticed their clothing is shrinking.

“I can confirm our early tests show this is down to the virus interacting with textiles in an unexpected way.

“If the lockdown goes on much longer, nothing will fit anymore.”

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Seagulls plotting terrifying revenge for lack of chips

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Seagulls plotting terrifying revenge for lack of chips

Seagulls are meeting this week to decide how to wreak terrifying revenge on the nation for cutting off their supply of chips.

The violent birds are furious that chips have been missing from Britain since we all went into lockdown.

Now, they are meeting to plot a terrifying revenge, including stealing small dogs from back gardens, swooping on men’s testicles and pooping on our cars.

A secret meeting is being held on Felixstowe beach on Friday to plan retribution for what seagulls claim is criminal negligence.

Seagulls leader Steve Walshe, three, said: “If people think they can stop wandering around with chips for us to steal, they are more stupid than they look.

“We rule the country, we’re in charge of the beaches, they are OUR chips.

“We meet on Friday, and you will begin seeing the results of our terrifying revenge missions this weekend.

“Without giving too much away, you might want to lock up your small pets and don’t go sunbathing in the garden.

“It’s not too late to prevent all this – simply place 25 tonnes of chips in an unmarked bag on Aldeburgh beach before Thursday, midnight.

“Come alone and make sure you’re not followed.”

A message before the terrifying revenge

Chip shop owner Lorraine Fisher, 34, has had to close her business during the coronavirus lockdown.

She said: “The seagulls are furious. They’ve been banging on my door and leaving deathly messages on my phone.

“I won’t give in, though.”