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Gunnersaurus to retrain as Prime Minister

After yet another botched Government communication, this time suggesting cultural stars could retrain during COVID-19, Gunnersaurus is set to become Prime Minister.

The former Arsenal mascot, a victim of coronavirus-related cuts at the Premier League club, is taking up the Government advice to train for a new career.

Mascot manager Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Gunnersaurus has had a lot of public sympathy after losing his job during COVID-19.

“He has decided to retrain like the Government advises, and will now become Prime Minister.

“He certainly can’t do much worse than the dinosaurs currently in Downing Street.”

A Government poster caused outrage this morning, suggesting ballet dancer ‘Fatima’s next job could be in cyber, but she just doesn’t know it yet’.

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