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Zoom confirms this is how NOT to use its online conferencing system

Online video conferencing giant Zoom has confirmed these befuddled new users are struggling to get used to the software.

Using the example above, they said the mop-haired organiser had accidentally published the Zoom ID to the world.

And participants in this particular Zoom session clearly had issues, including:

  • The user ‘PM’ being unable to centre his image
  • Therese Coffey is asleep
  • The Lord Chancellor is also asleep
  • The Press Team are missing altogether
  • Brandon Lewis is being attacked by a bat
  • Suella Braverman is punching herself
  • Liz Truss has a huge Union Jack in her living room
  • Dom Raab is posing for a police photofit
  • Michael Gove is paying no attention at all
  • Neither is Robert Jenrick
  • The Prime Minister has muted everyone apart from the Cabinet Room and Defra

Zoom specialist Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “This Zoom session is every employee’s worst nightmare.

“Clearly the organiser and participants in this Zoom call had no idea what they were doing.

“Matt Hancock looks completely confused.”

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