All posts tagged "weather"
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Britain caught in heating conundrum
Britain can’t decide if it should turn off the heating, it has emerged. Although it is nearly summer,...
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Weirdo at work fails to mention the weather
The weird bloke at work has failed to mention anything about today’s hot, sunny weather, it has emerged....
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Using new ginger-haired emoji with sun symbol overheats your phone
Your mobile phone heats up and dies if you use the new ginger-haired emoji alongside the symbol for...
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Snow photographs cripple Facebook servers
Facebook was slowing down to a halt today under the weight of people rushing to post photographs of...
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Suffolk roads hit by gritting budget cuts
There is growing concern that Suffolk County Council has cut too much of its budget for gritting the...
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Last leaf on tree ‘desperately lonely’
The last leaf on a tree has confirmed it is “desperately lonely”, depressed and wants to end it...
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World relieved as Richard Branson survives Hurricane Irma
The world breathed a huge sigh of relief today after hearing billionaire Richard Branson had survived Hurricane Irma...
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World warned to brace itself for reporters standing in hurricane winds
A major warning was issued early today for people to brace themselves for news reporters standing in hurricane-force...
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Gingers warned to stay indoors as heat wave hits UK
Gingers have been warned to stay indoors this week as Britain braces itself for a heatwave, it has...
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Cow reveals it does not lay down because it is about to rain
By Ivor Traktor, Farming Correspondent (intern) A cow has revealed it likes nothing more than to trick humans...
