Suffolk man ‘had sex with 450 tractors’

By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent

A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex offenders’ register.

Ralph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles “interfering” with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.

He was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.

When officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.

The photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.

Object of desire

A police insider said: “We couldn’t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in a state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.

“Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.

“He told us he was particularly ‘in to’ axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him.”

Bishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex offenders’ register.

“He is also banned from the countryside and is now forbidden to go within one mile of a farm,” the police insider added. “So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.

“However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines.”

Another policeman added: “He’ll also need to keep away from the town’s gardens – if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty.”

EDITOR’S NOTE: Three months later, things had not improved for Mr Bishop, who was caught out trying to get a job at an agriculture college, where he wanted to give the farm machinery a vigorous scrub down.

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phil yeldham

I’ve had people tagging me in this story on facebook, I’ve had my good lady wife , the present Mrs Yeldham, querying how somebody could physically have sex with a tractor ( via the hydraulic couplings if you’re interested) . Let me just reiterate , it wasn’t me ! I have too much respect for my fordson major to cheat on her .

Rudolf Hucker

Well done, page 12 of Farm Business magazine for this story in the November 20th edition. Made it big time. Well done.

If you drop me an email, I can add a scan and send to you.

Rudolph Hucker, CBE


I have never understood the tractor attraction. Now rototillers……I can talk rototillers all day any day.
Just hearing the name Kverneland makes me sweat.

derek snell

IT’s weird, but to have to register as a sex offender is stupid, and dumb. What you put him on the list to warn other Tractors. The Sex offender registry is starting to lose some of its validity. It used to warn people of rapists and pedophiles, but now it’s also being used for people that it seems like the authority doesn’t like, and they keep putting people on this list that didn’t actually sex offend. The last thing I heard was they put teenagers on the sex offender registry for having naked pictures of themselves as babies on their… Read more »

M Harris

Yes, its them green ones that are temptresses