Amber Rudd forcibly deports herself from job

Home Secretary Amber Rudd has forcibly deported herself from her job, it has emerged.

The under-fire politician had to admit finally that a bombshell target of 10 million people wanting her to quit had been met.

Ms Rudd had previously claimed she had no knowledge of anyone wanting her to leave her employment in the cabinet.

But in a shock announcement she ripped up her employment contract and left with immediate effect.

Without the correct paperwork, she was then forced to pack her bags and leave the country.

Political observer Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “First she claimed she knew nothing of her resignation.

“Then she resigned.”

It is now expected that Prime Minister Theresa May will appoint a safe pair of hands to run the Home Office, like Michael Gove.

“It will likely be a bit of a shambles,” Ms Fisher said. “You could say the Tories are Rudderless.”

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