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Police chief and mayor clash over ‘shark’ reports

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By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent

The police chief and mayor of Felixstowe have clashed publicly over how to deal with fears that a shark is stalking waters off the Suffolk resort.

Chief Inspector Martin Cody wants the beaches closed after a windsurfer’s board was bitten by what experts believe was an eight-foot shark.

But Mayor Larry Warne, who has been a Felixstowe Town Councillor for 23 years, insists there is no danger and likely no shark at all.

He told concerned residents at a packed public meeting in the Spa Pavilion last night: “We do not have a shark problem. The damage caused to windsurfer Christopher Mills’ board was likely caused by a boat propeller.”

Chief Cody interrupted the mayor. He stood up, pointed angrily at him and said: “This was no boat accident!” He then stormed out of the meeting, turning only to add: “You remember this conversation, Mr Mayor.”

Astonished members of the public looked back at Mayor Warne for reassurance, and he calmed nerves by insisting Felixstowe beach would remain open to windsurfers, fishermen, and families.

“Felixstowe is open for business!” he declared with a broad smile.

Felixstowe shark attack

Meanwhile, Suffolk police were last night investigating apparently unrelated reports that a woman had gone missing while swimming in the North Sea off Jacob’s Ladder, just half a mile up the coast from where Mr Mills’ board was damaged.

Chrissie Watkins

A police spokesman said: “We are aware a woman went missing last week while swimming in the sea, two days before the windsurfer incident.”

She has been named locally as Chrissie Watkins, but the mayor’s office insists her disappearance is purely a coincidence and she may have simply left town to visit relatives.

If you happen to be accosted by a shark, this is how to survive a shark attack.

* EDIT: Local fisherman hired to catch and kill the shark.

** EDIT EDIT: The shark was killed, but it did not end well for the fisherman.

Secrets of Norfolk’s Great Bungay Wall revealed

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Norfolk is rich in archeological treasures, yet little is known about the Great Wall of Bungay.

This ancient structure was built by Norfolk peasants just north of Bungay – a Suffolk town close to the Norfolk border – and it is believed construction dates back to at least 1974.

Historical records show the wall was built to hold back the hordes of invaders from Suffolk, who were keen to enslave the local workforce.

Unfortunately for the Norfolk defenders, they had made the wall only 32-feet long, so the invaders simply walked around it, and it soon fell into disrepair.

Though not as long as its namesake in China, the wall is indeed impressive. Lifelong resident Malcolm Spratly, 97, said: “You can see wall all the way from that big old oak tree at top of village, I ain’t never been out of village so that’s all I know.”

Great Bungay WallThe Great Bungay Wall

Local historian Nigel Chudley is now documenting all the myths about the wall, which he has been studying for a lifetime.

“I remember in the late 70’s I was doing some research at the wall late one evening. I spotted a Vauxhall Viva parked alongside it with a man and a woman on the back seat. I started taking photos through the window, when the man jumped out of the car and started battering me.

“The charges against me were later dropped. I stopped having anything to do with the wall for a while – there were too many strange things going on for my liking.”

Visitors can go and see the remains of the wall by the A143 outside Bungay, next to the Squealing Pig children’s theme park.

Shark attacks Felixstowe windsurfer

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By Courtney Pike, Angling Correspondent

A windsurfer had an amazing escape when a shark bit a huge chunk out of his board close to Felixstowe Pier.

Christopher Mills, 36, was surfing yesterday when something threw him off balance and into the water. As he surfaced he saw a shark swim away before disappearing beneath the waves.

Mr Mills, a recruitment consultant for an Ipswich firm, managed to scramble to shore in a panic – and only then noticed a huge chunk had been bitten from his board.

“It was terrifying,” he said. “I had heard of sharks off Cornwall but had not realised they had now moved around the coast to the North Sea. It must be global warming.

“I assume the shark was not after me because it swam off. Perhaps it thought the board was a seal or something.”

Felixstowe shark attack

He has now given his board to experts so they can establish what it was that bit it.

They say it is too early to confirm what sort of shark attacked the Suffolk surfer, but they are not ruling out a link to the Great White Shark that was spotted hunting seals off Waldringfield last summer.

Bartholomew Quint, of the UK Shark Society, said: “Our team is examining Mr Mills’ board in order to match the bite marks to a particular species. To be on the safe side, we would suggest open-water swimmers, fishermen and surfers should be extra vigilant while in the North Sea around Suffolk.”

He confirmed that the diameter of the bite mark indicated that whatever it was that chewed on Mr Mills’ surfboard was around eight-foot long.

Local woman Lorraine Fisher, 34, was also concerned that her dog had gone missing.

It later emerged that the Felixstowe mayor and police chief had clashed over the shark reports.

Local fisherman hired to catch and kill the shark.

The shark was killed, but it did not end well for the fisherman.

Third-round draw brings chance of huge FA Cup upset

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By Our Football Staff

A huge FA Cup upset is on the cards after the draw for the third round matched Ipswich Town with non-league Lincoln City.

Experts say that with a bit of luck, or a fluke “worldly” goal, Ipswich could sneak a shock win against the part-timers and progress to the fourth round for the first time since 2010.

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Ipswich’s cup record matches this year’s league form under manager Mick McCarthy – woeful. He insists on ridiculing cup competitions and taking loyal fans for granted by fielding inexperienced sides because he would rather concentrate on the league… which has not gone well.

In recent seasons, Town’s FA Cup record has seen them fall at the first hurdle to Portsmouth, Southampton, Preston, Hull, Aston Villa and Chelsea. The League Cup record is worse, with embarrassing defeats to Crawley, Stevenage, Carlisle and Northampton.

The stage is set, therefore, for a sure-fire win for Lincoln when the match is played at Portman Road in early January. A look at Lincoln’s recent form, in all competitions, is slightly different to Ipswich’s stuttering season. The Lincoln results are:

W W D D W D W W W D W W W W W

Meanwhile, Ipswich have failed to strong two wins together all season, are languishing in 15th position in the Championship with relegation a real danger, and in McCarthy have a manager who, when asked how could things improve, said: “By keeping playing the way we are.”

An Ipswich fan said: “It’s all very predictable – we will get dumped out of the cup by non-league opposition so we can concentrate on relegation.”

But there is always the chance of a cup upset, with Ipswich sneaking a win by catching Lincoln on an off day. Bookies have made Lincoln, a team made up of postmen, a fishmonger and a shoe salesman, red-hot favourites for the tie.

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Original Batman was fat old bloke with beard

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He’s portrayed by Hollywood as a muscle-bound superhero and idolised by millions of fans worldwide, but we can reveal the original Batman was a fat old bloke with a bushy beard.

Until now it was assumed Batman was a fictional creation for DC Comics in 1939 who went on to star in a 1960s television series before launching the cult film franchise in 1989.

But a Suffolk Gazette investigation has discovered the inspiration for the character was the true story of Bill Smith, who moved from Suffolk in England to America in 1870 and settled in New York where he worked in a butcher’s shop.

We researched historical records in East Anglia and the US to piece together the remarkable story of how Mr Smith turned vigilante after his shop was repeatedly targeted by shoplifters.

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Municipal archives show Mr Smith was first indicted in 1878 for catching and punching a thief who had run out of the shop with a leg of lamb over his shoulder.

Mr Smith, then aged 43, was set free by the sympathetic judge, who was no doubt fed up with the never-ending list of petty criminals being hauled up before him.

The episode inspired Mr Smith who, according to parish records, had left Dallinghoo in Suffolk where he worked as a farm labourer to board a liner from Liverpool to New York to seek a better life.

Spurred on by a one-paragraph report of his court appearance in the New-York Tribune, he went on to tackle more thieves and soon gained notoriety as a vigilante.

It took four more years for him to adopt his famous head mask – to make him look like a bat and to hide his real identity. He then patrolled his neighbourhood by night looking for baddies.

Original Batman

Extracts from a journal, written by an associate known only as Robin in 1892, included the exclusive photograph we are publishing above for the first time today.

The journal discloses: “Everyone locally has heard of this Batman. He walks the streets at night and the gangsters, the thieves, the drunkard vagrants all keep their distance.”

It adds: “He is the vengeance. He is the night. He is Batman.”

But that is where the original Batman trail goes cold, with the only remaining documents about Mr Smith being his death certificate. We pulled a copy from the central records office in New York, which states he died of hypothermia after being out alone on a freezing night in February 1896, aged 66.

It is now certain the creators of the Batman character for DC Comics – Rob Kane and Bill Finger – based him on the local legend of Mr Smith.

And so, as you watch yet another Batman movie with your family, you can now recount how Batman was, in fact, a farm labourer from Suffolk, England.

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Hospital parking to cost arm and a leg

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By Phil Ward, Health Correspondent

West Suffolk Hospital has opened an extra operating theatre to remove an arm and a leg from visitors forced to pay the new hospital car park charges.

Health bosses have raised parking costs to an eye-watering £2 an hour, meaning a four-hour stay will now cost £8 instead of the previous charge of just £4.80.

One hospital visitor said: “It will now officially cost an arm and a leg to park at the hospital in Bury St Edmunds to visit my mother every day as she recovers from an operation.

“Fortunately, West Suffolk Hospital has thought about this and set up a new operating theatre to enable it to remove those limbs from drivers with as little fuss as possible.”

Health chiefs insist motorists who do not want to pay an arm and a leg can instead take out a pay-day loan.

A spokesman said: “We are in early talks with Wonga and other loan companies about sponsoring the car park. There has been a lot of interest – about 5,000%, in fact.”

Annual rail fare increase arrives on time

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By Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent

Today’s 2.3% rail fare increase arrived more promptly than any trains did this year, passengers agree.

The ticket price rise, way above the 0.9% Consumer Price Index inflation rate, was also more predictable than any service offered to stressed customers of the Greater Anglia rail franchise.

Commuter Johnny Walker said: “The punctuality and reliability statistics for the Greater Anglia service are shocking. Passengers can never be sure if their trains will run, and what time they will arrive at their destination.

“However, the one thing all the train companies are very good at is ensuring the annual fare increase arrives bang on time.”

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The latest increase means the price of a standard annual season ticket from Ipswich to London will rise £165 to a whopping £7,325, plus any extra for onward London Underground journeys.

A rail insider said: “You might expect customers would get a reliable and punctual service for that sort of money. But never mind.”

Danny Dyer buys Lord of East Anglia title

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Danny Dyer as a King

EastEnders star Danny Dyer poses as the King of England after a BBC documentary revealed he is a direct descendant of Royalty.

The Cockney actor posted the photograph on his Facebook account and revealed he had bought the Lord of East Anglia title to celebrate his new-found heritage.

Who Do You Think You Are?, the popular family history documentary, proved that Dyer was not only a direct descendant of Thomas Cromwell, who was Henry XIII’s fearsome right-hand man, but also of Edward III and on to William the Conqueror.

Down-to-earth Dyer, who lives in Essex, visited Suffolk to discover his ancestors also lived at Otley Hall – and he was related to Lord Tollemache, who owns nearby Helmingham Hall. “He even has a drawbridge,” Dyer remarked on the show.

A pal said: “Danny is a right old proper East End boy, so he was amazed to find out his family history. He thought it would be a right touch to buy a title because he really is a toff now.

“The Lord of East Anglia title was available for £20,000, so he snapped it up. It does not entitle him to anything, but he can now be a Lord officially!”

It is not clear whether Danny, 39, who plays Mick Carter running the Queen Vic pub in Albert Square, can now be called Lord Dyer in the programme credits or demand a pay rise.