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London becoming overgrown as city workers stay away

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View over the Thames to the South Bank and the London Eye

The city of London is becoming overgrown with weeds and trees as office workers continue to stay away, choosing to work from home.

Our exclusive photograph, above, shows the view over the River Thames towards the South Bank, with the London Eye wheel in the background.

Where once there were office workers, public transport, and bustling shops, restaurants and bars, now there is an eerie quietness as nature reclaims the streets.

The photograph was taken by Suffolk Gazette reader Lorraine Fisher, 34, who had travelled to her office in London to collect her mail.

She was shocked by the amount of greenery, trees and wildlife roaming free on the city streets.

“Outside Liverpool Street is like the Amazon,” she said.

“I had to use a machete to hack my way through to my office near the Embankment.

“I managed to take this photo from my desk. The view from my window has changed a bit since I was last here in March.

“Everything was completely overgrown. If people don’t start returning to wok in offices soon, then the city will be lost to nature forever.”

The news comes as the Government urges people to get back to work, rather than continuing a home-working culture during the coronavirus outbreak.

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World told to prepare for reporters standing in Hurricane Laura winds

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reporter hurricane

A major warning was issued early today for people to brace themselves for news reporters standing in hurricane-force winds.

The first television journalists have already been spotted across Texas and Louisiana, and many more are expected in the coming hours.

Hundreds of thousands of normal people have been told to evacuate the area ahead of Hurricane Laura making landfall.

But reporters have headed into the danger zone to stand on street junctions at 45-degree angles in order to make good TV.

Wearing waterproof clothing and shouting to be heard, they intend to dodge flying masonry and tidal surges and expect to get swamped with biblical rain.

In so doing, they hope to confirm that there is, in fact, a hurricane going on.

reporter in a hurricane

Lorraine Fisher, 34, a spokesperson for the Reporters in Hurricanes Association said: “It is important to show the world just how windy it is, and confirm there is a hurricane.

“We may look farcical, clinging on to lampposts while cars float by and house roofs fly through the sky, but you have to admit it makes for great TV.”

Emergency services were not so impressed, however.

“We’ve got everyone out of harm’s way for this major event, but then hundreds of TV journalists turn up to play chicken with the biggest storm in living memory.

“If it gets too dangerous for us to stick around, then they’re on their own.”

Television viewers are advised that the number of reporters standing in hurricane winds will diminish by the weekend.

Here are a couple more television reporters working heroically in a hurricane…

At least some of them take safety precautions…

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Affordable style solutions for thrifty trendsetters

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Keeping up with fashion and style is made out to be an expensive thing, but we’re here to prove that wrong.

There are plenty of nifty tips for you to get stuck into the fashion world without making yourself broke, and with a little time and effort, it’s not as difficult as you may think to get some style solutions for only a little – if any – money. Here are our top affordable style solutions for thrifty trendsetters.

Check out charity shops

The easiest way to buy stylish clothes for cheap is through charity shops. You might think that clothes there are old, tacky, and cheap, but that’s far from the truth – you’ll find plenty of gold mines, including vintage clothing that is bound to turn heads. As well as charity shops, car boot sales, and even your local village market hall can have some really good bargains on second hand or old clothing that can add the zing you were looking for to your look.

If at a market, you can often find that the sellers are open to bargaining, meaning you can find some great deals and discounts on clothing that would usually be much more. Even if you don’t end up buying anything, charity shops and second-hand sellers can be a great source of inspiration for styles, patterns, and colours you’ve not worn or experimented with before that could be fun to try.

Shop online

The internet is no different when it comes to amazing value on clothing – you’ll find plenty of options to explore. You can search for sites and opportunities to buy second-hand clothing like above – Depop is a great place to buy on-trend clothing at a much more affordable price, and is a great place to find discounts.

Although you can’t try the clothes on, it’s a great way to compare and find the best deals as well as search outside of your area – even to other countries. Thanks to the post, you can get items from all over the world, allowing you to explore different cultural styles, too.

It’s not just second-hand clothing online, though. You can find many opportunities to find brand new items from popular brands for an affordable price on a huge variety of websites. For example, Tudor is the affordable alternative to Rolex and available on CHRONEXT, a website known to push high-quality products. You can buy Tudor knowing they’re for sale on a reliable, high-quality site, without breaking your bank on Rolex and other expensive makes that are out of your budget.

Sharing is caring

There’s one place that people always seem to overlook when it comes to finding new, exciting clothes to wear – their friends! If they’re anything like you, your friends probably have similar, great taste, so why not ask them if they’ve got any clothes they never wear or were going to throw out? It’s guaranteed they’ll have something they don’t want anymore, making it all yours for the taking.

You can also set up a swap night with a few friends, if you know some people who may also be looking up to switch up their wardrobe. All you need to do is bring any clothes you don’t want or are happy to get rid of to a certain place, your friends to do the same, and for you to browse each other’s and pick whatever you like! This is a great way to expand your wardrobe as well as share your fashion-searching with friends, making it even more enjoyable.

Get creative

The easiest way to get a piece of clothing that’s original, one of a kind, and one that expresses your personality perfectly, is by making it yourself! This sounds daunting to a lot of people, but broken down, it’s really not that complicated or hard to do. You don’t even need a sewing machine if that’s too much money or too difficult – a simple needle and thread will do the trick!

To begin, start by making small adjustments. YouTube is a great place to learn sewing tips and tutorials, even if you begin with patching and move on to more complicated things in the future. Adding small additions (like beads) or pieces of fabric (as a pocket or some frills, perhaps) can already add an instant quirk to your clothing and make it unique.

Once you’ve got the hang of that, you can learn how to adjust pieces of clothing, add layers, and even create your own from pure fabric. The true fun is that you can select whatever fabric, patterns, colours and styles you like to make something that is original to you, and truly expresses your personality.

Another great thing about learning to sew is that it opens up opportunities to other items of clothing. Found a discounted piece that’s just too big? You can adjust the piece so it fits you better. Found a shirt that would look so much prettier as a skirt? You can turn it into one in a jiffy! There’s plenty you can do once you know how to adjust and put together the fabric yourself, and that leaves the world of fashion open for you to make your mark.

Revamp your wardrobe

If you’re looking to switch up your outfit and fashion sense, it’s likely that your wardrobe is looking a little dusty. So, revamp it! There’s plenty you can do with those old clothes that you don’t wear anymore, or the ones that just won’t fit. You can sew, adjust, cut up, and put them together as you like if you feel like getting your creative side out.

You may find an item of clothing you hate, in which you can tear it up and use the fabric for something else entirely. There’s a lot of joy in making something new out of something old. This goes for old accessories, too – that old earring would make a great attachment to a zip, or that cap’s rim would look amazing as an extra pocket. Don’t be afraid to dig into old drawers and look for anything that you can add to make a piece look the way you want it to.

You may find that wearing an old piece of clothing differently is also a great way of giving your look a new kick. Perhaps you can tuck that dress in as a shirt, or perhaps you can wear a piece back to front, upside down, however you like! There’s a lot of experimentation in how you wear a piece of clothing, so approach it with a completely open mind, as if you don’t know what part of the body the item is for even, and experiment. You may find something innovative that works and looks amazing – and at the end of the day, if worst comes to worst, at least you’ll have a laugh!

There’s no need to have a lot of money in order to keep on trend – it’s more than possible to stay fashionable without spending all of your money. With these tips, you’ll find yourself well on the way to revolutionising the way you dress and letting your clothes express your creativity.

Sean Connery at 90: the top five terrible jokes

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Sean Connery jokes

Editor’s note: This story was written on the great man’s 90th birthday in August. We were saddened to hear of his passing on October 31, 2020.

To celebrate Sean Connery’s 90th birthday, here are the Suffolk Gazette’s top five terrible jokes about the legendary Scottish actor. It was meant to be a top ten, but we got shtuck…

Does Sean Connery like herbs?
Yes, but only partially

I told Sean Connery I was crushed by a pile of books
He said I only had my shelf to blame

What time does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?
Tennish

Sean Connery doing a knock-knock joke
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery

Sean Connery rearranged his fridge during lockdown
He was shelf isolating

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BBC to ban national anthem

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The Queen of England

The BBC is dropping God Save The Queen from its schedules because of its patriotic, jingoistic meaning, it has emerged.

After causing an outcry by suggesting Rule Britannia and Land of Hope and Glory would be axed on the Last Night of the Proms, the BBC is now gunning for the National Anthem.

Bosses point to the savage meaning of the lyrics, especially those in the latter verses.

And they say the whole concept of the British Monarchy is outdated anyway.

BBC insider Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “We need a replacement for the national anthem that is less controversial.

“Something like Vindaloo by Fat Les would be brilliant.

“The second verse of God Save the Queen is troublesome. It states, ‘O Lord, our God, arise. Scatter thine enemies, and make them fall. Confound their politics’.

“This does not reflect other religions in the modern UK and clearly goes against free debate of politics.”

(ISC²) CISSP exam: important information and crucial practice tests

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Boris Johnson resumes holiday in Kim Jong-un’s Suffolk coast caravan

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Boris Johnson’s holiday home view

Boris Johnson has begun the second half of his UK staycation holiday – in a coastal caravan belonging to Kim Jong-un.

After a few days away in a remote Scottish headland, Mr Johnson and his partner Carrie, together with baby Wilf, are now enjoying the Suffolk coast.

The Suffolk Gazette has agreed to keep the exact location a secret for security reasons, but we understand it is the same caravan favoured by Mr Jong-un.

Local resident Lorraine Fisher, 34, spotted Mr Johnson walking along the beach near Sizewell earlier today.

“He seemed to be having a lovely time, and Wilf was enjoying being dipped in the sea close to Sizewell B Nuclear Power Station.

“The Prime Minister will clearly have a quiet his few days on the Suffolk coast, where there are not all those nasty Scottish midges. And I don’t mean Nicola Sturgeon.”

Mr Jong-un famously purchased his caravan near Sizewell in 2015 after falling in love with the area during a hush-hush visit to the power station.

It has been used by several international dignitaries since as part of North Korea’s renewed diplomatic efforts. Mr Jong-un visited Aldeburgh, went boating in Thorpeness and enjoyed an Adnams brewery tour in nearby Southwold.

It is not clear if the Johnson party will do the same.

The 38-foot Horizon Cavalier static caravan comes complete with three bedrooms, a family shower room, separate loo, central heating and double glazing.

Mr Johnson can spend hours gazing directly out to the North Sea, trying not to think about evil Europe beyond.

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Buy the official 2020 Review Mug

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The Suffolk Gazette today releases Britain’s official 2020 Review Mug, a must-have for every home.

Buy for yourself or a friend, so at least they have something to smile about.

With a pandemic, the worst recession on record, political upheaval, Ipswich Town struggling in League One and goodness knows what else, 2020 could really only have a one-star review.

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Suffolk Gazette mug marketing guru Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: “One star is probably more than 2020 deserves. We would give it no stars if we could.

“Buy this mug to raise a smile in your own home, or as a gift to a friend or relative.

“You can even leave a gift note at the checkout to be included in the box.”

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