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Elderly man beating older man to take on pensioner for White House job

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Three old men

Three very old men are locked in a battle to take on perhaps the most stressful job in the world, it has emerged.

Democrat Joe Biden, 77, seems likely to beat Bernie Sanders, 78, for the right to fight Donald Trump, 73, for the White House.

It is now law in the US for Presidential hopefuls to be male, very old and implausibly out of touch with normal people.

US political commentator Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Even though I am female and young – I am 34 – I am qualified to comment on this.

“The US political system is bizarre. We have a 78-year-old heart attack victim who would be 79 by the time he took office, and 87 if he won two terms.

“I’ve seen people in their late eighties, and they should be putting their feet up with a cup of tea, not trying to run the world.”

Biden seems likely to win the Democratic race to run for President next November after a successful Super Tuesday.

Why sports are important in the UK economy

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It’s not just nurses and teachers that are underpaid in the UK. Anyone working in the UK’s sporting industries may also want more money when they hear how valuable that sport is to the economy and how much money is floating around the sporting world.

There are some great jobs on Jobrapido, but before you start scrolling through them, let’s take a look at the UK’s sports industry, why the best sports jobs are in Suffolk – and how it all helps the local economy. 

Where the big money is

Sport in the UK is overseen by a governing body known as UK Sport. This organisation is responsible for distributing government sports funding to other entities, NGAs, clubs and initiatives. The funding is reserved for elite-level sport. The amount of money being used to help athletes is staggering. For example, the Olympic rowing team for Tokyo 2020 has received over £30 million.

This is a drop in the ocean compared to other elite sports such as the Premier League, which is a colossal contributor to the economy. The Times has even reported that in 2017, the league brought around £7.6 billion to the economy, enough for many hospitals – or approximately five months of our weekly £350 million membership with the EU (sarcasm intended!).

The Lottery and grassroots sport

The National Lottery money raised goes towards worthwhile causes, and one of those causes is sport in the UK. It pays for sporting facilities, children’s clubs and many more community-based sports projects. These help to develop young people and keep them fit and healthy.

The result of these initiatives is helping to develop children as social team players and their confidence. Still, it also has long-term effects at reducing the toll on the NHS and even improving mental health.

What about Suffolk?

If you hadn’t already heard, Ipswich is burning the torch for the UK tourism industry as the city was named in the top 25 destinations in the world on TripAdvisor. Yet, it is not just mistakes on well-known sites that put Suffolk on the map. The sporting activities here are also significant contributors to the local economy with research putting the figure close to a whopping £300 million.

Economic specialist Hatch Regenris carried out research evaluating sports contribution to the local region and found that:

  • Sport contributes £270 million each year to Suffolk
  • 10,000 jobs are made here through sport
  • That equates to 3% -double national levels
  • Sport employment is up 60%, the fastest growing sector around.

There is a lot to shout about regarding the sporting industry in Suffolk and the connected employment market. Anybody seeking a sports job may want to consider the region as one of the best places to work within the industry – if they are not already rowing in Tokyo or working for Premier League clubs.

Online sports betting – top 4 tips for beginners

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It’s not hard to see the appeal of online sports betting. After all, not only is it convenient and simple, but it also presents us with the opportunity to make some real money, too.

Despite the accessibility as well as the potentially lucrative nature of the activity, however, it’s crucial not to impulsively place wagers. After all, it’s easy to get a lot of things wrong and kill your profit potential before you’ve even begun to understand it. So to ensure that this doesn’t happen, here are some top tips for beginners that you should keep in mind when it comes to online sports betting.

1. Set realistic goals and objectives

Contrary to popular belief, winning in online sports betting isn’t difficult. In actuality, anyone who is even remotely knowledgeable on the chosen sport has a decent chance of making a few good wagers and accurate predictions. However, achieving the desired outcome with enough consistency to generate higher profits is where the challenge lies. And one way that this can be accomplished is by setting realistic goals and objectives for your online sports betting. After all, unreasonably high expectations are likely to lead you to disappointment as well as frustration. Which, in turn, will force you to make more mistakes and prevent you from getting the winnings that you want.

2. Take the time to learn the basics

Online sports betting may be simple, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s without its fair share of challenges. As such, it makes sense to take the time to learn the basics first before betting on Liverpool or your favorite teams. While it may not be the most exciting part of sports betting, but it will allow you to avoid errors and mistakes that you might have made otherwise. More importantly, you may even learn a few effective strategies too, and as a result, save yourself money and get more opportunities to earn a profit.

3. Set a firm budget

One of the reasons why online sports betting – not unlike any other form of gambling – can get a bad rap is the fact that it can be more than just a little challenging to keep ourselves from spending more than we need to. As such, it’s crucial to set a firm budget before playing. In this way, you’ll be able to manage your finances much better and avoid taking too many losses as well.

4. Always keep a record of all of your wagers

Keeping a record of your wagers is essential for two reasons. Firstly, it will allow you to keep track of exactly how much you’ve spent so far and help you avoid breaking your budget in the process. Secondly, it can shed some light into any mistakes that you’ve made. And allow you to improve as a result. And this can make all the difference between profiting and taking financial losses.

It’s easy to see why many look upon online sports betting as the future of all gambling. After all, it offers a higher degree of comfort and convenience without compromising on the quality of the experience. And with these top tips, you’ll be able to keep both your level of enjoyment as well as your savings high.

How to know a winner from a loser

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Horse racing guide to picking a winner
Horse racing returns to Cheltenham

As the UK prepares itself for the annual Cheltenham Festival Races coming up on March 10th, the stakes are getting high again as fans, supporters, neutrals, and plain lovers of the sport gear up for another exciting horse racing event.

Aside from the fun and excitement, there is always the other side that involves predicting or correctly picking out the winners from the losers. Whether you are engaged in the latter for the sheer fun of it, or you are trying to catch a huge paycheck, there are a few tips to help to make the correct predictions. This article will help you understand how to pick a winner from a loser.

Tip One: Form Guide

Form guide is an important indicator of who the winners and losers will be. And this is based purely on the performance of the horse. You need to know which horse or horses has been performing better over the previous five races. You also need to know which horse or horses have been improving the time considerably. Note that form guide is not always about long term history. You are only concerned with the current form of the horse. And to get the right picture, only pick out a horse’s performance in its previous five races only. The race cards and guides will be very useful in giving such information.

Tip Two: Betting Odds

Betting odds are also very useful indicators. The odds are adjusted by the bookmakers, and money is placed on each horse. Horses that come with shorter prices are generally more fancied or more probable to win as compared with horses with bigger prices.

Tip Three: Horse Condition

The condition of a horse is also another indicator when it comes to knowing a winning horse from a losing one. You need to have a good eye or some experience in knowing whether a horse is in good condition or not by simply observing it. Pay attention to the horse’s appearance and find out if it is calm or moving with ease.

Tip Four: Ground Condition

There are different types of ground conditions – soft, yielding, good, good to firm, firm, and heavy. Some horses have a better performance on some ground conditions than others. Consider the current condition and look out for the horse that performs better on such grounds.

Tip Five: Race Distance

The distance of the race also has to be considered. For example, if the current race is about 10 furlongs, then look for the horse that has performed better in previous races with the same distance.

Tip Six: Horse Weight

The weight that a horse carries is another indicator. The handicap system is put in place to make horses that excelled in a previous race to gain more weight and, thus, put them in a handicap and make it more difficult for them to win the next race.

Tip Seven: Trainers and Jockey

It goes without saying that these two play important roles in deciding the winners and losers of a race.

It is important to note, however, that none of the above tips offer any assurances of the performance of a horse in a race. They are only guides to consider when picking out your favourite horse.

Sources

  • https://www.gobet.com.au/blog/5-tips-for-picking-a-winning-horse/ Go Bet
  • https://www.wikihow.com/Win-at-Horse-Racing Wiki How
  • https://www.runhorse.com/how_to_pick_winners.htm Run Horse

Boris Johnson fails to negotiate withdrawal agreement – with his partner

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Carrie Symonds and Boris Johnson no Withdrawal Agreement
Carrie Symonds and Boris Johnson (Photo: Instagram)

Prime Minister Boris Johnson failed to negotiate a withdrawal agreement with Carrie Symonds, it has emerged.

He had hoped to agree on an amicable withdrawal but ran out of time in what is being described as the real hard Brexit.

While some claim Mr Johnson has f@cked the whole country, it’s blonde-haired Carrie who is now pregnant.

The EU may have seen the back of the PM, but Carrie is now lumbered with him after the pair announced their engagement yesterday.

Political commentator Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “The withdrawal agreement simply never materialised.

“Now Downing Street will have to get used to the sound of wailing, burping and tantrums.

“And that’s just from Boris.”

Sky Sports axes boring submarine racing coverage

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Submarine racing championships
The Germans and British were neck and neck in this exciting photo finish

Sky Sports has sensationally scrapped its coverage of the Submarine Racing Championships after viewers switched off.

Critics said there was very little to see apart from some water.

The SRC is a major event played out in the North Sea off Suffolk ever year. The United States has won the previous three seasons, with Britain and Russia usually fighting for second place.

Germany has not been a force since 1945.

But despite some interesting racing, where submarines begin off Felixstowe and race north to Lowestoft, television viewers found it all rather boring.

TV critic Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Sky Sports tried to jazz it up a bit, with panel experts chatting about the skills on show. But no-one could see anything.

“And don’t mention the VAR – Germany was furious when one of their submarines was ruled to have fouled before a victory.”

The news has blown a hole in Sky Sports’ spring scheduling. Instead, it will show extra episodes from the indoor bowls championships, which is far more exciting and visually appealing.

Russia was banned from this year’s racing after one of its submarines was caught spying on Felixstowe.

British weather takes advantage of Leap Year day by sending more rain

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British weather

The British weather has announced the extra Leap Year day means it can send us even more miserable wind and rain.

Gleeful rain cloud Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “We’ve been having great fun giving the British something to moan about in February.

“And now we get to do it for one extra day. Leap years are great.”

As Britain gets soaked time and again, March and the Spring can’t come soon enough.

Office worker Steve Walshe said: “If this month hadn’t been bad enough, we have one extra day of it this year.

“Leap Year days used to be exciting when I was child.

“Now it’s just an excuse for the weather to take the piss.”

Britain continues to to be battered by high winds, driving rain, snow and flooding, and forecasters say February 29 will be no different.

Norfolk man arrested after mishearing planking world record challenge

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By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Reporter

A Norfolk man is in custody for public indecency offences after mishearing a challenge for the planking world record.

Bubba Spuckler, 33, was inspired by American Marine George Hood who set the world planking record of eight hours and 15 minutes this week.

But he misheard what the record was about, and was arrested for outraging public decency on a special stage he had set up in Norwich city centre.

Norfolk Police spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: “Spuckler is a little hard of hearing and thought the record was about something else entirely.

“He had been practising for years and fully expected to pull it off.

“Despite it being a cold day, and with hundreds of shoppers milling about, he got on with his disgusting act.”

Unemployed Spuckler, who lives with his sister and their eight children in Downham Market, will appear before city magistrates tomorrow.

In Norfolk, there are many experts in the activity that Spuckler was performing.