Monday, June 3, 2024

Delivery drivers welcome season of one-armed suntans

Britain’s delivery drivers are thrilled that the weather has turned and they can at last develop a one-armed suntan.

“It’s finally the time of year when I get to have a dark brown right arm and a white left one,” explained Amazon delivery driver Lorraine Fisher, 34.

“I am aware it may look a little odd, but at least I get to drive around in a £60,000 Mercedes van for 12 hours a day.

“You don’t get much more cool than that.”

However, keen cyclist, Steve Walshe, 43, from Woodbridge said: “Hold my beer.

“We have the weirdest tan lines, with white thighs from our luscious lycra shorts, and white hands thanks to those weird gloves we wear.”

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