COVID-20 is completely frustrated by having to wait for its turn to infect anyone.
“We’ve been waiting for months for our turn in the spotlight,” explained virus germ Lorraine Fisher, 34.
“But COVID-19 won’t get out of the way. It’s so unfair.”
The virus said there was a danger no-one would even notice it even once it did break free.
“19 has hogged the headlines and ruined it for us all. 18 and those before it had their chance and blew it.
“But now I’ve got such big shoes to fill. I’m worried I will be a disappointment.”