New Year fashion collection launched in Norfolk

By Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent

These to-die-for porky boots are the highlight of a New Year fashion collection launched in Norfolk today.

The pig trotter footwear is already being snapped up by the fashion-conscious ladies of Norfolk. And some men.

Norfolk fashion house, Squeal Like a Pig Clothing Ltd launched the boots along with some new-look six-fingered gloves, perfect for the chilly weather.

Also revealed in a special fashion show at Norwich cattle market earlier today was a new collection of dungarees, which was met with rapturous whoops and applause from a cheering crowd, accompanied by some banjo players.

Suffolk fashion expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “The Norfolk taste for clothing and accessories is somewhat different to Suffolk.

“The trotter boots are clearly aimed at the local market, and there’s no way they would sell in Suffolk or anywhere else in the UK. Except for Devon, perhaps.”

The pig trotter boots are available only to those willing to barter with turnips or pitchforks.

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