Liz Truss signs trade deal with Lorraine from Suffolk who sells mugs online

Good news for Britain: Liz Truss

Foreign Secretary Liz Truss has secured another victory for Brexit Britain, signing a lucrative trade deal with Lorraine Fisher, 34, from Suffolk.

Ms Fisher lets Brits buy mugs online from a website called Dirty Old Goat, and via Amazon, all from her base in Ipswich.

Now, Ms Truss has ensured a lucrative trade deal for Brits by signing Lorraine up as a trading partner with favourable terms.

A spokesperson for Ms Truss said: “This is another fantastic deal for Britain.

“We are open for business, welcoming new trading partners from around the world almost every week.

“You can now purchase mugs from DirtyOldGoat.com with free UK delivery.

“None of this would have been possible within the constraints of EU membership.”

Ms Fisher was a little perplexed by the trade deal.

“I don’t know what Liz Truss is on about. We’ve always sold mugs quite happily throughout the UK, with free delivery.

“We’re based in Ipswich. It’s not exactly another country.”

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