Prince Andrew deported to Rwanda, according to Queen’s Speech

Prince Charles used his delivery of the Queen’s Speech to announce that Prince Andrew is being deported to Rwanda.

The Prince of Wales, sitting in for his mum, said his younger brother would soon be on a flight to a Rwanda holding camp, where he will be out of harm’s way.

“This is the real reason you won’t see him on the balcony as part of the Jubilee celebrations,” said Charles.

Shocked members of Parliament also heard Charles whisper to Camilla that Harry would be sent to Africa too, if he got hold of him.

Downing Street insider Lorraine Fisher, 34, said the Queen’s Speech had gone down well but she didn’t think the Prince Andrew line was inserted by the Government.

“This must have been Prince Charles having a little joke at his brother’s expense,” she said.

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