New world crisis as McDonald’s runs out of milkshakes

Just how much more are we expected to take?

First (and still), the COVID-19 pandemic has killed hundreds of thousands and turned our lives upside down.

Then, we have the ongoing Afghanistan disaster, where real heroes are currently going above and beyond to get people out of Kabul in one piece. Oh, and there are terrible climate events ongoing around the globe.

But now, it’s the end of days.

Twitter is losing its mind because McDonald’s restaurants have run out of milkshakes.

Professor of Common Sense at Suffolk University, Dr Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “You couldn’t make it up.

“The Twitterati are trying to make rather pathetic political capital out of something as irrelevant as a shortage of McDonald’s milkshakes.

“Perhaps the fact that there are no supplies should be celebrated instead?

“It means all self-indulgent crybabies might not put on so much weight and will stave off diabetes for another six months.”

Stop whining, Bee Kind

In a spirit of spreading some good cheer, the Suffolk Gazette presents a collection of fancy bee-related mugs that will make cool gifts or look great in your home. See all the mug collections at our sister site Dirty Old Goat mugs, or buy the bee mugs direct below (all come with free UK delivery).

They’re the bee’s knees.

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