Man with access to nuclear codes deemed too dangerous for Twitter

Donald Trump

Twitter has banned a dangerous man from its platform but he can still press the red nuclear button and blow the world to pieces.

The social media giant permanently suspended Donald Trump after deeming his actions were improper ahead of the Capitol riot.

But despite that, plus political opponents moving to impeach him, it has emerged the President still has access to nuclear codes and can begin World War Three.

Political advisor Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “There are still 11 days left with a man in the White House who has the power to send nuclear missiles raining down on random countries around the world.

“But at least he won’t be able to send any dangerous Tweets when he does it.”

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