By Suffolk Gazette Staff
Norwich City have released a terrifying limited edition Halloween poster to celebrate their 5-0 horror show at Brighton yesterday.
Wicked Witch Delia Smith, who owns the hapless Norfolk club, features in the Walking Dead-style poster, which is available from the club shop for just £49.99 plus £15 postage.
A Norwich spokesman said: “Our recent results have been horrifying – and being thrashed 5-0 at Brighton was the scariest thing we’ve seen for years.
“Our manager Alex Neil is a dead man walking, so it seemed fitting to produce a Walking Dead-inspired poster for Halloween.
“Delia has been scaring small children for years, so this poster should go down a treat across East Anglia.”