Cloud Cuckoo Land has been added to the green list of countries open to restriction-free travel, it has emerged.
The move is highly controversial because that is where most Government ministers intend to take their holiday this year.
“This is outrageous and selfish,” said Labour COVID spokesperson Lorraine Fisher, 34.
“It’s yet more Tory cronyism because everyone knows the Government is in Cloud Cuckoo Land most of the time.
“But latest figures show the place is not safe, and people coming back from there are infected with dangerous opinions.”
The news was greeted with joy from the hard-pressed airline industry, however.
Ryanair spokesperson Steve Walshe, 43, explained: “We are putting on extra flights to Cloud Cuckoo Land and La La Land, both of which are proving popular with our customers from the Westminster area.
“It is only a short flight but it can take a very long time to come back, if at all.”
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