Brits get sinking feeling as H.M.S. Belfast recommissioned for war with Russia
Wurst-case scenario: Morrisons recalls ‘Extra D*ck’ burgers after spicy mix-up
Woman’s husband impregnated by best mate’s Zumba instructor
Pen-pushing – RAF base commander dug her own hole with ‘lefty views’ on defence
Toe-tally confused: Scarlett Johansson and Hanson tangle over surgery slot
Sour Kraut: Red Baron’s great great great grandson won’t accept WWI defeat
Wedded bliss gets a reboot in green as Shrek & Fiona wow Worksop
Suffolk couple endure Hitchcockian ‘angry bird nightmare’ after seed supply dries up
Search for Wally is over as kids’ book hero apprehended at roller disco
Nigel Farage Accused of Racism, Responds with a Power Nap
Try that again! Fake asylum seeker tackled by Rugby Star
Half-Term plans in deep water as “Swim in Poo” sign appears in Bury St Edmunds
Row, row, row your woke: Oxbridge floats migrant boat race idea
Sacre Bleu! France Declares War on ‘Allo ‘Allo
King sues cowboy builders over ‘terribly wonky’ balcony repair
Miracle in Marbella: Suffolk man spots Jesus in sliders
Heinz releases the hostages (with beans)
Gaza awaits ‘rainbow warrior’ Greta Thunberg’s aid mission
Greta Thunberg Freedom Flotilla intercepted by Israel immediately accepts food from IDF
Narcissistic Cockatoo crowned ‘most glamorous’ in online pet pageant, immediately demands red carpet
Disgruntled chicken & gravy pie ruins Suffolk bachelor’s dinner
