A134 near Nowton Park closed due to congestion
Battle for air supremacy as Seagull 2946 takes on Seagull 73
Wigleys Extra Pleasure Chewing Cum ‘hard to swallow’
Pizza Hut introduces new ‘BOGO’ deal
‘Dead leopard’ in road was mutton
‘Signs were there’ says wife of alcoholic twatt husband
Cat on a hot tin roof
Lambs wool Lamborghini looks lush
Brummie tourist receives lucky slap in the face
Seagull 73 saves best pal from certain Eagle claw death
70-year Flixton P.O.W. signpost row settled by ghost of Winston Churchill
Tossers warned: Keep Britain tidy
Voles join pigs & goats in Marxist uprising against humans
Fascist ‘BBC TV Police’ raid home of innocent Suffolk OAP
Nigel Farage bemoans Brexit ‘failure’
Labour hammers Government’s ‘Do It Yourself’ immigration plan
Royal Mail & CWU end lover’s tiff
Conehead Car Chaos In Ipswich City Centre
Man jailed for stealing Cadbury Creme Eggs
Suffolk man ignored for one millionth time
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