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Baddiel & Skinner release Clean Teeth version of Three Lions

Baddiel & Skinner release Clean Teeth version of Three Lions

It’s Toblerone

It’s Toblerone

With honey!

Football Toblerone

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It’s Toblerone

It’s Toblerone

Its yummy!

Football Toblerone

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Everyone seems to know the score

He’s eaten them before

And you know, your so sure…

That fatty just won’t throw it away

‘Cause he loves milky way

It’s his third one today

But I remember…

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Three Lion Bars on his shirt

Fatty’s teeth still gleaming

Thirty years of Lindt

Never stopped him cleaning

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So many Cokes, so many beers

And all those chocolate smears

Wear them down, through the years

But he still eats those crinkle-cut chips

And those Linekar crisps

They go straight to his hips

And his belly’s aching!

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Three Lion Bars on his shirt

Fatty’s teeth still gleaming

Thirty years of Lindt

Never stopped him cleaning

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It’s Toblerone

It’s Toblerone

With honey!

Football Toblerone

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